[List] dumb things that happened to you

[BLudShoT14]

105. Grappling over the back of an enemy bunker and yelling "Charge.....CHARGE GO GO GO (insert epic battle music)" only to here in response "uhhh were all dead man" o well at least i tried

[Jazz]

106. Getting into a several minute 1 on 1 duel with a tank as a combat engineer after the rest of my squad got taken out. Then the exact same situation happened with the MEC scout chopper. I managed to get it smoking with my rifle before it flew away.

[Havoc134]

107. I was flying to tornado on Quinling and going in for a landing. I reach over to press my vent talk key and i accidentally press e. I die as soon as i eject and my copilot goes down literally screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

[Gracler]

108

A guy gets criticaly wounded (on even ground) and the SL tell the medic to go get him up.

SL: No dont use the medic pack...
You gotta use the epipen..

You gotta aim at his body with it.......

1 min. later!!!!

You getting him up?

Medic: im out of Epipens

SL: You used all of them on 1 guy?
someone give him an ammo pack then.

Wounded guy: too late now im dead ill respawn instead.


2 minutes later!!!

SL: im bleeding please come and patch me up.

The medic go to the SL and stab him with the last Epipen he had Teamkilling him............


109
On muttrah with about 30/64 players I decide to get a Littlebird ride and jump from high altitude as im a pilot and then land on the Roof of the hotel where a supply crate is so i can chose a marksman kit..

Everything goes like planned... i jump from like 500m and parachute down and succefully land on the roof where a friendly sniper is already positioned.........

I go to the supply crate where the sniper is lien next to and get ready to pick my kit, when he suddently turn around and shots me in the head and I fall off the roof.

He afterwards apologized and said that he never heard me come up the ladder

[L4gi]

The medic go to the SL and stab him with the last Epipen he had Teamkilling him............

Epipens cant kill/teamkill.

[Gracler]

Well the guy playing medic showed up with a teamkill on our squadleader and the SL said that was what happened..........perhaps the medic used his restrainer by mistake...

[Canofwhoop]

#110
on Kashan with a full squad of guys in the BRDM
Driver hits the south side of the gates to open them, but all of a sudden get launched into the air about 150M up off the ground 2 times in a row then all die.

*we still won the game* 45-0

[JoyRider]

111.

Flew into a Big Red Bomb Truck

[evya]

Well the guy playing medic showed up with a teamkill on our squadleader and the SL said that was what happened..........perhaps the medic used his restrainer by mistake...

maybe he push him, making a little damage and SL bleed out, thats way the medic is the teamkiller:/
also 110 lol, i never yet see vehicle goes up in the sky, is there any video of it?

[DNAz5646]

maybe he push him, making a little damage and SL bleed out, thats way the medic is the teamkiller:/
also 110 lol, i never yet see vehicle goes up in the sky, is there any video of it?

lol you dont now the famous bombing range ( bunker) jump?

[evya]

lol you dont now the famous bombing range ( bunker) jump?

i know it, but never saw it in action

[Tomato-Rifle]

112


On Korengal as taliban the squad that i was in was called cap out, so we were supposed to attack their main in the begining of the round. But when we try to go down the hill next to the base, all of us fly down and die xD

[NyteMyre]

113

Playing for 3 hours, screaming in the mic, giving coordinates, spotting enemy and asking for ammo/medic, and finding out that your mic was never plugged in...

[HunterMed]

oh boy, I had the same some time ago...

It was plugged in but nobody could hear me and of course nobody told me they cant hear me lol...

that is really hard

[Wicca]

114

On qwai river, village, i am chinese, i yell to my squad, FOLLOW ME!!!! And as i start running i get mowed down by a stryker, I yell DONT FOLLOW ME.

Took like 3 seconds... Then my squad was dead

[SkaterCrush]

lol @ the other day...um something Arabic (the map with the dam). Anyways...we capped dam and started building a firebase...and for fun I went on one of the rails and danced on it (spinned around and jumped)...then some squadies join me since we're bored. We know our HAT guy just went up towards their next base and our LAT guy was standing watch on one of those little tower things. So we start dancing and building a foxhole...next thing we know an APC comes by, rides up the foxhole and pushes all but one of us over the edge. THEN the LAT guy finally realizes an APC is here and blows it up but the part of the missile hit our 2 squadies who didn't get knocked off and apparently an MEC sniper headshotted our LAT guy literally 5 seconds later...but then we spawned at our firebase and eventually spawn raped the MEC with their own kit and 2 other snipers

[waldo_ii]

119. Ok, so I'm playing NATO on Korengal, right? I'm down south along the road that runs west-east, northwest of the castle, and my squad of ~4 guys sets a rally up behind a house. We go back to the road and we see two insurgents, who also happen to see us. We light them up, they die, but then half a dozen more start pouring in. For the next two minutes there is constant fighting around this house, we shoot down on the road, run away, reload, go back, rinse and repeat.

Near the end of the fighting, I just finished unloading on a group of insurgents, I run into the house to reload, and I go back out. I shoot some more and I run back inside the house to reload again. The only difference is that this time, there is a big, juice, ripe cache right in front of my face. Mmmmm, I whip out my incendiary grenade and I watched the fireworks.

The insurgent team was quite pissed about it. Just after I blew the cache, we all ran north towards some of our team. Half of us died as we were running away.

[Demonic]

I had a really bad PR week. For some reason a lot of games I joined this week I was constantly on purpose ran over by a vehicle. One map being more horrible than others. Some idiot grabbed a truck and just drove all over the map running over anybody he saw. Everytime I spawned he would be somewhere nearby and out of nowhere would run me over. I got really pissed about it because it was something you would only expect from vanilla BF2 and nobody in real life would do that. Neither did any admins do anything about it.

Another ocasion was I was practicing my blackhawk flying. I had many past practices and was good at it. Just hadn't done it in awhile and needed the tune up (for anybody that would say don't fly if you are a noob). I still had it and was flying decently. However as I went to base after dropping of a squad. Some guy with a pilot kit came to side of my chopper and shot me out. I was in the transport squad as was he so he had no reason to shoot me out of it.

He did it another time after his heli or should I say my ex-heli was shot down. He killed me for another chopper. I went on a insurgent map a couple of weeks later and this time was in a INF squad getting a heli transport and in high in the air over the city. The pilot just jumped out leaving us all to crash.

That my list of recently.