[List] The moment you really felt like a noob...

[UndeadComrade]

The first time i played online it was in Al Barash

So i join a squad, spawn and ask "what are we doing"
reply stay down enemy apc coming they were on one side of the wall and i was next to my cache and spawn point, Change to IED and throw one at the wall In intrest, thinking they were timed i booked it out of there.waited about 20 secs decieded they werent and right clicked...Opps killed my whole squad and the Cache, also the spawn point they were pissed so i join the Brits... join a tank squad and get in as a gunner... we hear a noise coming and my sl gets out of driver seat and peeks out over hilltop with binocs and yells into Voip "BOMB TRUCK" so acting like vbf2 get in the drivers seat drive out onto the road switch back realizing i have to wait 30 secs to use it.. result 2 squads dead, 1 20 minute wait asset in under 5 minutes

[Scot]

Well i got another 1! cos im soo leet!! anyway i was air shipping for USMC in BH on kashan.

Full chopter, on my way to north bunker. Take fire from a tank. So duck down behind a hill, but just my luck, in my excitement ive moved my hand to ESDF and rapidly turn left and press S. Not good. Crash a full BH. I quickly leave that server..

[Ian]

"Guys, don't worry, I've only been playing for a couple weeks, but I've spent hours training on the training servers, I can fly the heli no problem."

On my first drop in on spawn, carrying a full heli, I hit a pole from flying to low to show off, then I tried to save it but I got that slow-stall-roll that you know your about to land blade first into the ground and...

God.

[evya]

falling with the combat enginear kit, from the top of the hotel in al basrah, than when going there again getting killed, and my sniper killed, and my APC got killed, than we were stuck in main for the rest of the game: *(

[Darkcloak2]

setting IED's over Karbala for an ambush and accidentally placing one too close to the cache.
when I detonated it, I got killed for destroying a cache and LOLed at
damn it
>.<

[Wicca]

haha so funny thread

Ok here i go:

Was Fallujah, i was a squadleader, with infantry, other squadleaders were on mumble, and we were coordinating.

After a really hard firefight with insurgents, my squad is hiding up in a house healing up and getting revived. Couple of blue guys there aswell getting health, were all bleeding. Im suffering from lag, as i try to switch from my grenade to my m16, instead of selecting the m16 it throws a grenade into the middle of the room. I wanted to shout, but i was so annoyed that i was like.

"Oh.... Ah great" BOOM!
Squad dead...

I explain what happend and they make fun of me....BUHU!

[Rico]

The other day, flipping the littlebird twice on Qwai when landing to quickly. lol

(managed to correct it though )

[Rudd]

Running towards APC with RKG

Gonna destory APC with RKG

Right clicked instead of left clicked

Destroyed myself with RKG

[Wicca]

Haha rudd that reminds me, you on that chechen vs russian team, you were gonna throw nades on the enemy, but pressed right mouse button... hahaha!

You gotta sort your buttons rudd

[Darkcloak2]

wow Rudd, congrats, you phail
reminds me of the time one of my squad mates as insurgents was trying to blow a bridge but accidentally hit the left mouse button instead of switdhing to his gun aafter placing his IED.
I wathced him fly sky-high, but at least the bridge blew up.

[Wicca]

Do you think people do alot of errors with grenades and IEDs in real life?

[Mercenario(peru)]

"Sorry guys I forgot the officer kit!!"

me too...

[theiceman]

Yeah, I felt a bit out of place and noobish last night. I was fighting as MEC along side some American clan [sorry chaps] in Alpha squad on EJOD Desert.
Me and our SL were the only 2 left after a battle at Gardens after the USMC had defended this point from the start. We were just about to enter the area, each covering opposite sides of an entrance so we can cover eachother. I take one split second to check my back, then turn to face SL again only to see a marine stood 1 meter from him. Its too late to shout, protect SL or shoot without friendly in line of fire, so as I'm panacing SL gets shot at. All I did was start shooting frantically from my hip in full auto, completely missing and giving the guy enough time to finish off my SL and pop me in the head too. ops:
I didn't feel ashamed enough to leave the squad or get kicked for noobness, just got ripped a bit on voip. I proved to be a good medic for them later, so might have gained some respect back from my SL.

lol that might have been me, were u on Blackwater server?

[Anguin]

I was all prepped for a big night of gaming, so i moved my laptop out into the living room and connected it to the TV as an external monitor, get everything going, jump into my favourite server, 'hmm, this screen is a little dark' join a squad, spawn at the rally 'yeah this is really dark, too late to change it now'. I had spawned as medic, or so i thought, but i was actually rifleman optics. so it ends up with my squaddie in front of me, and im coughing and spluttering, so i think, no problem ill heal myself. Now i always have trouble healing myself with the medbag, its really finnicky, so i just use the patches on myself, ive got seven of them anyway, so i hop right onto the patch, at this point i still think im a medic because i havnt tried to use the medbag, so i drop my patch, and it automatically goes back to my weapon because ive used my one patch, but i keep clicking because i think ive got seven, and i cant see the weapon change because the screen is too dark. click, click, click. now my squaddie is coughing and spluttering as well, as i just opened up on him turns out he's also a server admin. double . so i politely left that squad and turned to brightness on my tv up...

[bloodthirsty_viking]

Do you think people do alot of errors with grenades and IEDs in real life?

we will neaver know.. becuase if they do they are not alive any more!

[LithiumFox]

i accidentally dropped an IED on our cache at Karbala, so i tried to switch weapons, but I clicked IED again... and it exploded... > > now i'm a traitor

[Wicca]

Well i think there is a really small amount of people who mess up with grenades. I dont think people would disrespect such a device so much, as to accidentaly set it off.

[Cyberstriker]

On operation Barracuda my grenade bounced off on a wall back to us and killed our whole squad ops:

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