[List] dumb things that happened to you

[Gore]

SL: "Move to this position" - get us to there please.

SM: Uh, you're the driver.

[Froggy]

I was already disgruntled because I couldn't get on my clan-mates team (on Kashan). So i go fly BH's for the USA. I'm warming up and a guy hops in. I look back to see where he was in the chopper and I turn around. "HOLY ******* ****!!!!!!" This guy in the Apache didn't pay attention and was trying to take off without the warm up time and he rolled left, right into and onto my windshield. Oh yeah, guess who got punished? Me

[chase11394]

I was just playing as Insurgents on Karbala on the Tactical Gamer server. So we were getting our asses kicked while trying to defend 2 caches right next to each other in the north west complex area. So it had been about maybe 15 minutes and they begin attacking from the south completely shitting in our cornflakes and taking down our hideout. So I was the first to spawn at a hideout we had south of the enemies position, I move up and see their firebase and a massive group of troops...with their backs to me. As I was about to run in and take everything out (trust me I was completely hidden) I get disconnected. The reason being? They wanted to make room for an admin when I was JUST about to save the game.

[ozliam41]

in kashan desert i was on mec and my squad leader says he lazed something so i go to were he has lazed the tank we got 2 friendly tank there to i dident kno that the U.S. lazed our tank so i get the speach saying im locked on the the laze and i drop my bomb to bad my SLs laze went and the U.S one was there i kill me own tank instead of the enemys lol

I was in the frog

[JKRMAUI]

Leaving main base on Karbala, I had a supply truck. Came around a corner and got into a head on collision with a guntruck. Five TKs, I wasn't very happy about that. Neither was the other squad.

[R5ZOR]

I was with a friendly, i scrolled and click to change weapon. But the scroll menu had disappeared so i shot a bullet.
Killed the friendly.

[Hitman.2.5]

^^^^ thts happened loads of times

Taking off in an A-10 with a unconfigured joystick (throttle worked and the taxing) but the rest I'd rather not talk about.

[bloodthirsty_viking]

runen froma manned hummvy on mattura, only to have it come up, start shooting the 50 at me, suppressing me, then he needs to relode or overheats, idk, and i pop up and yell "EAT AA SUCKAS" i aim down my sight, the hummvy starts moving out, and then, finnaly, i shoot, it lifts up a little and hits him =)

good times

[OkitaMakoto]

So, just a short story to get off my chest and possibly apologize if the players are forum goers.

I recently reformatted my PC so everything has been defaulted.

I get onto an Op Archer server [CHICAGO INSURGENCY I think] and go US. I get dropped off in the mountains with my team and immediately go to get set up.

Im talking on TS with my buddies from time to time, but not since I got ingame.

We see enemy in the hills just as my friend on TS asks me a question.

I line up my shot, press my TS talk button F to respond to my buddy, and fire.

Actual events: I hit F to talk on TS, but its also my default switch weapons key, so I switch to my grenade. I mistakenly hit right click and drop a grenade right between me and a squad of US soldiers.

I make a break for it but TK two guys... then apologize profusely...

I felt like a complete noob...

I immediately went into options and turned of "F" to switch through weapons...


Embarrassing...

[crazy11]

Thats what happens when you dont play PR for a long time

[Wilkinson]

OkitaMakoto;1101236']So, just a short story to get off my chest and possibly apologize if the players are forum goers.

I recently reformatted my PC so everything has been defaulted.

I get onto an Op Archer server [CHICAGO INSURGENCY I think] and go US. I get dropped off in the mountains with my team and immediately go to get set up.

Im talking on TS with my buddies from time to time, but not since I got ingame.

We see enemy in the hills just as my friend on TS asks me a question.

I line up my shot, press my TS talk button F to respond to my buddy, and fire.

Actual events: I hit F to talk on TS, but its also my default switch weapons key, so I switch to my grenade. I mistakenly hit right click and drop a grenade right between me and a squad of US soldiers.

I make a break for it but TK two guys... then apologize profusely...

I felt like a complete noob...

I immediately went into options and turned of "F" to switch through weapons...


Embarrassing...

Welcome back from Japan
Where in PR, Kamikazee attacks work on team mates

[EazyCurrE]

I was driving a truck across the bridge from the MEC main on Jabal. I come to the end of the bridge and catch a little air on the decline, and there is a friendly apc under my truck. The apc blows up and my logistics does a front flip, where it lays upside down for a few seconds, then BOOM

Worse yet the people in the apc were my fellow clansmen xD
-rep on that play

[Shredhead99]

We were MEC on Muttra, against a lousy US team, that we managed to drive out completely, even from docks. Then the inevitable last fight began, US flying in with helos. I was Machinegunner. We wiped out nearly two hole squads, except one lone SAW- Gunner. He escaped unnoticed and started a Rambo- Tour, killing some of us. I laid prone, covering the building with the ramp from the side. He emerged, didn't see me, went prone and started firing. I thanked all Gods, took aim and pressed the trigger. CLICK! Aargh! Until I reloaded, he managed to kill 3 of my Squad.

[wookimonsta]

I was on jabal, on the mec side. i had respawned at a fb in jabal city. i found an enemy sniper and knifed him.
of course i took the mans sniper kit and went on a 15 minute walk to a good position.
i lay down in pretty decent cover with 2 enemy squads at bridge with 0 cover to my direction. i could've picked em off one by one.
of course at this point a friendly spots me and fires at me.
i yell cease fire 5 times and run back to heal.
when i pop up again to show the friendly that he is firing at another friendly he gives me a headshot.

another stupid thing was on that one insurgency map whose name i cannot remember. its the one where the us base used to be in the big square with two mosques in the northern part of the map and is now in the NE corner.
i was insurgent and was chasing an enemy sniper through the desert for the better part of half an hour. i finally found the bugger but he managed to injure me.
i grabbed his kit and found he was out of field dressings. i walked all the way back to our base only to bleed out and have some other insurgent take my kit

[mosinmatt]

I forget the exact map this was on, maybe Karbala. So my squad see a chopper pilot floating down. SO we run after him, and finally kill him as he is running away. So my bro picks up his kit, and we are jumping around in celebration. Then...CRACK. Brother goes down. CRACK! I go down.
A sniper had been watching us, and killed us both!

[Peeta]

10 on 10 seeder Muttrah 64 match. I hop in a huey to transport my squad somewhere. Decide to be Mr. 1337 and do barrel rolls. I do one barrel roll and attempt to pull out of it....the huey keeps doing barrel rolls with my squad screaming at me until we hit the ocean....


back in .756...I got mad at some guys for taking the attk LB on Kashan (we were MEC). So I jump in the COW and try to takeoff before its warmed up. Had full squad in my cow...flipped the cow into the attk lb....look up to see Big Green text saying... ADMIN xxxxxxx "Care to explain yourself?"


Just happened today:

Al Basrah, I was driving Big Red...I rounded a corner and see an apc with a full squad dismounting.... I drive right into it listening to their horrified screeches of terror over mumble. Detonate killing apc and squad....and 2 caches...
I was like wtf..... The whole team was screaming at me calling me a noob...

Stand on top of USA Avenger, guy without crewman gets in..... Thing does one of the "lowrider" incidents, he gets out. Avenger jumps with me still on top.... I go flying 50 feet in the air and die on impact only to find half of my squad had followed me.....

In A10....some guy is lasing...Im screaming in team chat WHERE WHERE WHERE??????????

I hit it like 5 times...Then somehow I tapped the E key after I had sent the message, bailing out of A10..... I parachute down and play hide and seek with the tank the guy had been lasing.


Try to divebomb with F16.....cant....pull...up.....

[calstifer]

1: I orded my squad to enguage an allied squad. I was the only surviver.

[burghUK]

WAs on kashan in the frogfoot , both jets had just spawned. I alt tabbed to set up my joystick profile , when i came back the gun was firing and id blew up fight3r in the mig...