[List] The moment you really felt like a noob...

[Nick_Gunar]

It was in QuiLin map, I managed to pass through enemy lines. As, I go deeper in it cutting rally points from rally points, I saw two guys on a hill (a sniper and his spotter). Doing their job, they didn't even noticed me and I sneaked behind them. I had the chance to blast them with my rifle but my pride pushed me to knife them, you see what I mean ^^. The result? I tried to knife them 5 or 6 times but could only hit dust lol. They took some time to figure it though but they killed me after all.

Really noobish approach... Next time, no mercy

[BogusBoo]

It was chicago 24/7 muttrah city server a long time ago, i was a medic and MEC so i went to a wounded man and i said "Hey! you need a medic? and he said "sure" so i got my medic kit out and just stood there. then after about 5 mins he said "why aren't i healed?" i said "it must be a bug" (he survived using his field dressing!) so, another medic passed by me and said "supposed to left click!" and ran off! so i left clicked and was feeling noobish cos i hadnt realised how to heal!

[woodzkiller]

*sigh*

REALISM!

I laughed my bloody head off!

haha i had that once, but i (sort off) had an excuse. i was under "heavy fire"(1 guy shooiting me twice with a pistol, i ran him over and it flipped the truck) x)

guys with pistols are like rocks these days

[BogusBoo]

I am! i once in Mutt, got my pistol and chased a MEC dude who was out of ammo through an alleyway! it was like a bourne movie, i shot him in the head once and crack.

[Red Feniks]

Then I realized I stepped on the nade trap that I saw before as I made fun of the other guy that leaped over it. I start laughing and go watch some TV.

Lolz at your ending line

Greets,
Red Feniks

[goguapsy]

Reviving my squad on beta version. A us guy jumps in the foxhole and knifes the guy I'm healing. I take my gun. I take 3 shots. Too bad they were blank.


now, it was more "he felt like a noob".

I get shot. Can't see the shooter and start falling back. After like 10 seconds of walking I turn around to check my surroundings. "OH S*!7!" bang bang bang! killed the US guy that was a few milimiters away from knifing me.

[SCO/ENG-OLI123]

I was on the Virginia 24/7 Muttrah server, in a LAV. IM gunner. Driving down the street i go:

me:"driver stop enemy firebase --- degress on the roof"
driver:"oh i see it gd spot"
me:"ok let me take it out"

All i can see is the tent bit at the top not the radio or sandbags, so i shoot the poles supporting the tent using armour piercing. Firebase down.

me:"ok its gone"
some1 in chat : look in the top left.

SCO/ENG-OLI123 [teamkills] ...............................

i had tked the guy building our friendly firebase so now our team had 1 huey and only carrier spawns we lost. However i did get 4 btr kills while gunner, so i did my best to redeem myself. What a noob i am lol!!!!

lesson learnt: before i fire check the map.

[woodzkiller]

not me feeling like a noob but the pilot

when a havoc was hoovering and shooting me, i shot him in the face with my tank(i was gunner)

[Foxhound42]

After our APC is blown up by a t-72 me and another guy decide to get revenge! I grab a lat kit and he grabs a hat kit and we jump into a supply truck. when we find the hulk of our APC the tank is nowhere to be seen as we keep looking we see an enemy infantry guy, prone watching something. Thinking about how funny it would be to run him over i gun the engine and charge at him! Unfortunately he heard us and started shooting. my comrade was killed but i ran the guy over. Unfortunately I was bleeding, BAD. So i deploy the supply crate and try to heal myself with the first-aid kits. It didn't work. In the end it cost the team.....
1X HAT Kit
1X LAT Kit
2X soldiers killed
1X Supply truck left in the middle of no where

[SomebodySomeone]

On Kashan I decided to do a bit of air transproting. Im not the best pilot, but I can take the BH whereever its needed. So I got into the BH and a full squad jumps in stating where they want to go. I said "Roger that!" , took off and about 4 seconds later my old *** optic mouse started to its thing (i think you know: when you are just walking and suddenly you are looking at the sky and spinning like crazy) causing the helo to turn right upside down and crash into the ground. Needless to say that I got the whole team pissed off, and I didnt even bother to write that my mouse went crazy because i wouldnt have believed it either. So i just murmured "sorry" and i havent touched a helo's driver seat ever since..

Same mouse glitch, accidentally shot a teammate

[woodzkiller]

Same mouse glitch, accidentally shot a teammate

i thought i had that but when tried 3 other laser mouses (i only have laserz) it was still there. in the end i figured it was my mousepad and i never had problems since, exept for when i am forced to use my brothers laptop(that mouse is so dang small and hyperactive when not needed or slow when speed is needed).

[sniperrocks]

The tank driver was giving me compass degrees to an enemy tank, but instead of looking at the compass, I was looking at the distance indicator... kicked instantly

[Nick_Gunar]

trying to record a video on xfire but push the wrong button.

golden noob award goes to : Battlefield 2 - Xfire Video

enough said

[=Toasted=]

trying to record a video on xfire but push the wrong button.

golden noob award goes to : Battlefield 2 - Xfire Video

enough said

Haha, the fact it was on video made it all the more funny.

[BogusBoo]

trying to record a video on xfire but push the wrong button.

golden noob award goes to : Battlefield 2 - Xfire Video

enough said

lol, priceless.....scroll lock x is your key to quitting.

[Lindahl]

Trying to get a nade through a window on Asad. Oops bad nade! = 2 teamkills + me haha.

Going face to face with a proned SAW, always ends bad but you still do it.
Fire a HAT proning; but you only do that once. IED a friendly cash, the list is long...

[kanonator]

I was the gunner of an APC in an insurgency round. We're driving along a road when the driver notices a bombcar turning at the corner in front of us. He screams at me to shoot him down. I shoot, but then realized that I had the smoke armed, because well, there was smoke all around us. Before I can kill him he gets us...

[GeejPurdie]

I've spent a fair bit of time recently practicing with the whirly-birds hoping to fufil my hopes and dreams of becoming a decent transport pilot.

Feeling kinda confident I logged onto a co-op server (1/9 Al-Basra) and proceed to get me a merlin near the end of the game.
So lift off go's ok and I see a friendly 100m or so from the airports front gate, landing go's darn well too as I wait to pick him up.
"Just go mate I'm getting a pick up"
Ok I think No problem squads at palace are requesting a lift so I punch the W while plotting my course.
At precicly that point my resident feline pet leaps onto my lap, surprising me and making me facepalm the merlin into the dirt about 30m from the friendly.

I logged off to the sound of "LoL EPIC HAHAHAHAHA"

[Pathfinder]

I was playing on Kashan Desert, saw that one of the airplanes had been free quite a long time, so decided to try it out.. first time.. accelerates and just about to lift off when I realize that my mouse is not inverted correctly... craaaash..

[goguapsy]

I was playing on Kashan Desert, saw that one of the airplanes had been free quite a long time, so decided to try it out.. first time.. accelerates and just about to lift off when I realize that my mouse is not inverted correctly... craaaash..

MS Painted...



Is that accurate?