[List] Funniest Thing You've Seen/Done in PR

[robbie3211]

Flying a transport Huey on Muttrah. Transported two guys towards the back end of South City. They get out and just before I want to take off again they ask for a crate... I drop one... Kills them both -.-
We all had a laugh about it tho!

[Nehil]

Flying a transport Huey on Muttrah. Transported two guys towards the back end of South City. They get out and just before I want to take off again they ask for a crate... I drop one... Kills them both -.-
We all had a laugh about it tho!

I HATE when that happens. Trying to be nice after transporting some dudes with an APC, and drop them a crate. Guess who dies if not the squad leader

[alvina]

I HATE when that happens. Trying to be nice after transporting some dudes with an APC, and drop them a crate. Guess who dies if not the squad leader

To be honest, I LOVe when that happends . Everytime they ask for supplies I knew im going to kill someone, it makes me giggle alittle.

[LUKE_NUKE_EM]

Definitely skydiving at Kashan in .87. That was so fun.

We would have like 12 guys jumping from two choppers, and everyone would throw their red smokes in mid air. Then the Tunguskas would start butchering us. And the falling, deathspinning helicopter would always wipe a few out.

[GaMMwl]

Yesterday I and around 20 other Tailbans were caught in our spawn cave There were no exit! Then after a little discussion we decided to blow our way out. I don't know exactly but a lot of Taliban warriors died in this attempt. Finally we got out though

[Sliver]

XY [TEAMKILL] Me
Me: Oh come on...
XY: sorrysorrysorrysorry
Me: Take my Kit and revice me plz!
XY: Ok... .... WTF.. Oh sh*t...


I love the auto-punish function xD

[Mutherpucker]

One time I was flying a huey in muttrah and I got shot down by a BTR, then I landed just before the west city area and ran toward north city in a backalley.
There was a friendly in that back alley and the btr was trying to kill him, I've hidden myself behind a metal box and when I tried to move, I saw the driver of the apc was going for the friendly on foot. I tough he didnt see me but he did.

But instead of killing me, he just got to me and zoomed me with his crewman rifle... then I said
-DONT SHOOT ME
-WE'VE GOT AN HOSTAGE"
-I SURRENDER, I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW"

Then I walked to that APC with him behind me aiming at me... then some friendly shot me

-Why did you killed me?
-... we knew your plans for defection

ROFL we laugh for like 5 min in the chat, one of a kind situation

[Polka]

Molotov kill,epic sht for me

Cool story, bro.

I never got no dayum molotov kill.

[SarafanPriest]

Cool story, bro.

I never got no dayum molotov kill.

It was really a surprise for me,to actually get kill with molotov,i remember it was on one urban map,where i obviously played as taliban,so i saw US soldier 10 meters from me,we were watching each other for few seconds than start shooting,after that i proned behind some concrete shit,he was shooting at me all the time so i pick up molotov,and decided to trow it for distraction but i actually killed him haha I was so proud of myself

[Spuz36]

Ahhh the days of Kashan the old....


BTR-90 boost could get on top:



And a chase scene similar to the Italian Job, only in the streets of Karbala (do believe .50 does damage to strykers...)

[Spaz]

And a chase scene similar to the Italian Job, only in the streets of Karbala (do believe .50 does damage to strykers...)

I found the guy mixing up communism and socialism to be more fun then the chase.

[JohnnyTheIED]

Back a few patches,

Massive fighting on Basrah for the Palace. About 20 GB troops aligned south on the ridge of the palace island, right after the road.

I'm on my way from the west with a technical, When I cross the bridge full speed, I spot them.

I then proceeded to ram about 12 guys from the side, all aligned. I WOULD have killed the remaining 5-6 if the bodies hadn't bring my technical to a stop, lol, even on boost. Now getting shot at by the remnants, I proceeded to smack the remaining, scattered troops.

Thats the most hardcore lol and screaming on mic I've ever done I think.

All you could hear of the VOIP was: "Unaudible screaming with static "WHOLE TEAM" *more static* "Fn smashed th*static" OMFG OMG LOOOOOL*static* AFTER ANOTHER" -lol

[Shooter90]

I jumped about 5 metres and landed in a cockpit with a 20 metre altitude under me. One of those movie moments

Unfortunately when I tried to retrieve the replay I can across problems...epic-ness has left us forever.

[=Toasted=]

This was awhile ago-
Was on INS side on karbala, in a techy/bike squad. I was riding inside as a civilian, while the squad leader was scouting for our techy with a dirtbike. He radioed to us that he found a fully loaded troop transport hummer and was trailing them, so we rolled out to assist. We eventually caught up to the troop transport, and immediatly were met with M4 spray that was directed at the dirtbike. The 50 cal on the back was immediatly shot in the face, and the passenger gunner seat managed to overheat...The US troops in the back were spraying, and our techy driver was weaving, so it was basically an endless car chase. To our horror someone in the back pulled out an AT4, and pointed right at us. The shot missed us, but nailed the squad leader right off his bike. Then everyone in the troop transport resorted to throwing grenades and thermite out the back. The driver of the transport then hit a mine. Big boom. It was just one of those random moments. (All occured in under 30 seconds).

[SierraTangoVic]

Mine was this:
(I'm sure some of you already saw it)

[Hunt3r]

Definitely skydiving at Kashan in .87. That was so fun.

We would have like 12 guys jumping from two choppers, and everyone would throw their red smokes in mid air. Then the Tunguskas would start butchering us. And the falling, deathspinning helicopter would always wipe a few out.

The days of training....

[aurimas]

that was realy funny to see

[alberto_di_gio]

Well..this is more like a funny moment for my squad members.

Two days ago we were on "Siege At Ochachira" We were the defending BLUFOR. In some stage militia captured a flag so went to building tops to set a defense line. By the help of hooks we positioned one of best roofs. There was a whole of 2 squad there with one medic (ours). Everything was perfect; 10 people firing down and killing everything moving. And if anyone injure our medic just revive him. As I said it was perfect until one of most effective and efficient area attack I've ever see in my PR life came upon us. It was just devastating. All bodies just fly and landed dead. No survivor.

After bombing there was only a total silence for a couple of secs. No fire sounds or any talk because no one ever guessed it and was a total shock. And just improvisationly and very naturally I hit my VOIP button and told

"I need a medic"

And everyone in squad just rolled up with laughter.

P.S: Best part is I sounded very serious (which makes it funny I guess) because I did not want to lose my sniper kit ehehe And really got that medic thanks to my patience. My squad mate came all the way and revived me. After that revive I killed 4 militia in a row on that roof and we won the map 3-0

[sparks50]

This:

Videos and Photos of Army Special Ops, Navy SEALs, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard in Action - Shock and Awe - Military.com

A lot.

[pdxmark]

Quick attack HummV FOB disabling.

Find a FOB, get a HV squad up, drive to location. Drive up quickly to enemy FOB. All in back seat jump out and stab FOB radio while .50 covers. Jump back in HV and split to 100m. Go back to enemy FOB in 2 minutes finishing the FOB and anyone left around it.

One of my best tacts, emulated it from gang drive-bys!

Now only if we could shoot out of HV windows and doors... Drive-bys all day!