[List] Funniest Thing You've Seen/Done in PR

[jozi02]

Couple scenes from Battle of Beirut
YouTube - Project Reality Beirut

[Imchicken1]

These both happend on Barracuda..

1st is absolute BOT massacure, the other is sum guy who got killed and his body glitched, keeping his body stuck there and spinning around and around and around and around..........

[kumade]

I can build huge toilets, and You ?


Fools road, Russian main. Map starts. These guys likes to turn over.

[Sir frags alot]

Decapitaton!

And a flyig foxhole

[Sniperdog]

Testing the JDAM Concept with Alex. We made a holy hand grenade of doom that when thrown insta killed everything within 100m of it and then exploded like a JDAM. You would hear a grenade pin and be insta Dead Dead, then while on the Black screen you would hear this massive BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. [Just from one little grenade ]


Oh yeah, also when I got taken hostage by a bunch of taliban after I fell into this hole trying to kill a cache and traded being let out for picking up an unarmed kit. They subsequently killed me on top of the cache in one of those haji style videos with their "sword" (knife).


[XFIRE]236c23[/XFIRE]

[Cpl.Pocket]

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GEsqELX5e4o&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GEsqELX5e4o&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>[/youtube]



Cracked me up.

[Qaiex]

Good luck getting past this one Talibans xD

[PLODDITHANLEY]

I am a calm, slow SL I won't go charging around swearing and insulting my SM's.

Playing as SL on Silent Eagle, it was just bad, everything we did enemy armour kept showing up and god knows where are armour was.
So we are slowly getting pushed back trying to defend on the way, one of my SM's is getting more and more agitated 'if you don't want to squad lead I will' I let him have the squad.
It continues as with me just being pawned at every turn, we end up at the airfield and a ground attack aircraft spawns, so our new SL leaps in to save us and .... crashes on take off shortly followed by the inevitable rage quit.

Still makes me smile months later, and one of those rare moments I am happy to be no longer a spotty youth.

[goguapsy]

Testing the JDAM Concept with Alex. We made a holy hand grenade of doom that when thrown insta killed everything within 100m of it and then exploded like a JDAM. You would hear a grenade pin and be insta Dead Dead, then while on the Black screen you would hear this massive BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. [Just from one little grenade ]


Oh yeah, also when I got taken hostage by a bunch of taliban after I fell into this hole trying to kill a cache and traded being let out for picking up an unarmed kit. They subsequently killed me on top of the cache in one of those haji style videos with their "sword" (knife).


[XFIRE]236c23[/XFIRE]

They cut your guts out XD


A funny thing that happened: Iron Ridge, I take a Russian hostage. While I "escort" him (I was actually fleeing from an APC at one moment, but my loyal hostage, foxxy9 IIRC, kept following me. After that, Overemphisized killed him (he thought he was going to hang me or something - he wouldn't shoot because he had no ammo). After trying to regroup with my hostage, apparently his squad didn't let him deliberately give himself in.

[Click]

I walked up to this civilian (enemy) and I fired a shot at the ground and then he turned around and picked up a US kit and behind him I saw someone firing at me and then I shot the civilian and shot my guy that was shooting at the enemy and and typed in 'sorry' and all I got back was 'lol'

[Phantom2]

On Muttrah on the MEC, We had an enemy FOB, heavily defended not on the outside where the wires were but the inside where the buildings were. I snuck up behind it. (RAMBO!) and saw one AR guy, I was gonna go ahead and knife(or bayonet) him until I see a squad and a HAT kit with him. And the HAT kit guy stared at me for 3 seconds and I backed off. (I had an US officer's kit). So I threw a frag at the crates where the whole squad was bunched. Then the HAT guy stared at me again then started firing at me. I was laughing wondering how long it took them to think I wasn't an enemy.

[NyteMyre]

I was in a squad on Karbala and we encountered a civilian who was obviously trying to lure us into an ambush. He got close to us and every time we got our "knifes" out he would run into an ally.
When he came close again, I pulled out my shotgun and shot the civilian in the face.

Chat:

Civilian-guy: LOLOLOL NOOB USA JUST SHOT A CIVILIAN!!
Nyte: ORLY?


_____

For those who don't know.... shotgun = arrest

[Foxhound42]

On AL-bashra i was playing as the British and was on a tow. I came under long range AK fire and saw a terrorist shooting in between the legs of a civi. I ignored it for a bit until one of the shots nearly hit me, i turned the tow set the cross hairs right on his face and fired nailing him and the civilian.

Later on that map i was walking near the insurgent main when Gary came out i started shooting at it with a captured RPK to my surprise he turned drove towards me and detonated. (After that i found my dead body and picked up the RPK again.)

[Web_cole]

I remember once I was coming out the front steps of the Mosque in Muttrah, I was MEC and there was these 2 US guys with MEC kits. We passed each other on the stairs before we all realised at the same time "OMFG! BAD GUYZ!"

This other time quite recently on TG, the round had just ended and we all staring at the "There is a problem with your connection" message, when a supply crate started to float ponderously up into the sky before our very eyes... everyone bursts out laughing

[0331SgtSpyUSMC]

...was running towards the tank and got into porn postion just next to the tracks and giggled like a school nurse getting her tush touched. The Crewmen tried all they could to move while not knowing I was next to them, so what did they do? The Driver jumped out offcourse to get some backup, but unfortunetly I blasted him in the face and giggled like a school nurse on her first time at the prome... .

Sometimes words are not enough I suppose lmao

[JohnnyTheIED]

Sometimes words are not enough I suppose lmao

Generation kill: " Prone your d*ck on the ground when a tank pass, feels fn great"

[Staker]

I shot out the pilot of a low-flying huey with an MG3 on Muttrah. And then a supply truck driven by a squad mate hit the falling huey before it ever hit the ground. Needless to say that they both blew up and I lol'd.

[Ford_Jam]

Entering the air control tower on Barracuda with my squad in a tight group. As we walk up the stairs, a 7th guy joins us with a SAW. Everyone including him just kept moving, turns out he was a chinese guy and I lit him up much to his surprise as well My whole squad freaks and are shouting over voip saying: "Ford! What the F are you doing!?"

"Chinese dude..." :\

------------

Another time on Muttrah, My whole squad was sitting next to a building reviving etc... as they are about to move I come around the corner to regroup. Sitting about 5 metres away from them is a MEC soldier firing on some randoms, as I think to myself how retarded this guy is, another US squad comes out of Docks and sees him.

Needless to say, much abuse towards the idiotic MEC guy followed on Mumble, especially when he asked "what got me"

[Cheditor]

I remember once I was coming out the front steps of the Mosque in Muttrah, I was MEC and there was these 2 US guys with MEC kits. We passed each other on the stairs before we all realised at the same time "OMFG! BAD GUYZ!"

Happened to me on muttrah today too saw a MEC hat kit guy but thing is most of our team was behind him in a fence, so where i saw blue names on other side of fence looked like it was above his, walked past him noticed he was american, he noticed me and just sprayed each other, unluckily i got hit first