[List] of noobish things you've seen/done

[Infantry1242]

Okay so im on Operation Archer,and im real drunk so i go on this server right.So i get in the Recon squad and i drive the jeep,so while the rest are on the ridge im drivin around screamin IT'S A TOYOTA,I CANT BREAK!!!! And this dude called Pro Snipe tells me to stop doing it cause it got old 19 minutes ago.
So what noobish things have you guys seen/done?

[onikenshin]

i flew a helicopter into another helicopter trying to dodge that helicopter i jumped out and fell on an enemy helicopter below me when i deployed my parachute and i like got nudged to the right of it and a chinese fighter hit me and blew up it was probably due to its flying over the aircraft carrier tho

[Jman234]

A long time ago on .87 or something I can't remember but it was around a year ago I was on a map with Brits and PLA and I was on the British team and spawned at base and saw there was no CAS squad at all and there was just a jet sitting there (can't remember what kind) so I made a squad and grabbed a kit and hopped in. I'm good at piloting jets and helicopters so I just planned out a small route to go and strafe a firebase that I knew had no AA. So, I started to go out on the runway from the small shelter it was under and I accidently got a little of the runway and a wheel got on the ground while the other one was on the concrete runway part and I started to go further and took the turn to get on it straight and then my jet did a complete roll and exploded, I then left the server embarrassed and confused.

[Nick_Gunar]

In kashan desert, I was drinving a BTR to south village at the beginning of the round. Me, my gunner and some inf I loaded went to the flag. Near the flag, I wasn't paying much attention I turned the BTR upside down (never happened before).
All the passengers and my gunner got out and they were saying I was a noob lol but I stayed to flip back the BTR and I did succeed in fliping the BTR even if it was about to explode It took 3 repair stations to fully repair it but we were able to drive it again. The inf passengers were sorry to call me a noob when we blew up a bradley camping near south village. ^^

[Fruerlund20]

It was when Ive just began playing PR really loved the LB, so I quickly got the LB squad on Karbala.

I didn't have any patience, for the rotors to start up, so I just hold W, and I gave it all the throttle, but then as the engine was fully warmed up, It flipped backwards.

That was really noobish. ops:

Then I never flew the LB for a couple of months, but I do now.

[iwillkillyouhun]

in jabal al burj i flew under the damn in the tunnel but suddenly a BTR came towards me in the tunnel so we blew up xD and i was like ZOMG how the hell did he get there?

[Infantry1242]

in jabal al burj i flew under the damn in the tunnel but suddenly a BTR came towards me in the tunnel so we blew up xD and i was like ZOMG how the hell did he get there?

I think i was in the BTR lolz,your iwillkillyou[HUN] right,if that is you,i was the driver!

[T.Nightingale]

Most noobish recent thing i did was dropped a crate into a hanger on muttrah via huey and then could hardly back out and went a bit too fast and damaged the rotors and crashed mainly because i was a lil out of co-ordination because i am sick. But yeh i dont do alot of nooby stuff but i see tonnes so when one happens i will be sure to post it here.

[Infantry1242]

Most noobish recent thing i did was dropped a crate into a hanger on muttrah via huey and then could hardly back out and went a bit too fast and damaged the rotors and crashed mainly because i was a lil out of co-ordination because i am sick. But yeh i dont do alot of nooby stuff but i see tonnes so when one happens i will be sure to post it here.

I know this dude on Jabal was transporting my squad to the city but the enemy starts firing their TOWs and MGs at us,so hes like "OMG I CAN'T LAND,TOO HOT TOO HOT!" and my SL is like "Dude,you can land on that helo pad there....." Well this noob got us being the headlines reading "Helo in Jabal River" Lol that pilot became the next Sullenburger or somthing like that!

[T.Nightingale]

I know this dude on Jabal was transporting my squad to the city but the enemy starts firing their TOWs and MGs at us,so hes like "OMG I CAN'T LAND,TOO HOT TOO HOT!" and my SL is like "Dude,you can land on that helo pad there....." Well this noob got us being the headlines reading "Helo in Jabal River" Lol that pilot became the next Sullenburger or somthing like that!

Are you saying that was me?

[Infantry1242]

Are you saying that was me?

No,im saying that happened to me and im pretty sure your a better pilot,this guy said he came just from BF2!

[T.Nightingale]

No,im saying that happened to me and im pretty sure your a better pilot,this guy said he came just from BF2!

AS most PR players do.

[richyrich55]

I was in Gary driving around the village on Archer and I was going to go eastward around the castle and my finger slips...

*]H[* richyrich55 teamkills =]H[= raflidude
*]H[* richyrich55 teamkills =]H[= coeman

I left immediately after that...

[PuffNStuff]

On muttrah I was in a BTR sq. I ran over a teammetes mine, lost one. Took the other BTR thinking I wouldn't run over another one. Two minutes later I did.

I rage quit

My question is, why put mines (and a lot of them) anywhere south of city center when they hardy ever get that far when most of the traffic is friendly trucks and APC's.

[Minion508]

I always was the first to go when a sniper preyed on my squad. I finally figured out that it was because I was only crouching when I thought I was prone.

[Silly_Savage]

Back-story:

I'm Russian on Silent Eagle. I have the enemy's sniper rifle. I am on the east side of the large lake, taking out enemies on the opposite side of the lake that are trying to overrun a friendly squad positioned there.

Source of idiocy:

A moronic squad leader, whom shall go unnamed, decided it would be a good idea to walk up to my firing position, totally exposing me in the process, and shout out, "ROGER THAT!" over in-game voice comms.

A nearby enemy Bradley then turned its 25 mm Bushmaster cannon towards the source of the commotion, i.e. the idiot standing over me, and proceeded to obliterate my body with high explosive rounds. Meanwhile, the squad leader who exposed both our positions walks off unscathed.

Queue aftermath.

Aftermath:



You know who you are...

Edit: Yes, I'm upset, but it's not something I'm going to hold a grudge against.

[chrisweb89]

[02:57] Silly_Savage: Wow... some random SL guy ran up to me and started shouting out voice comms, totally exposing our position. A Bradley then turned towards us and blew me, not him to smitherings.
[02:58] Silly_Savage: I'm going to fucking kill that guy.

Orly?

[Dai]

Full squad figuring that the enemy will land on the South Beach (I forget the map, as I'm new) We set up an FOB, 2 HMG positions, and an AA position so we figured we'd be pretty safe when they landed. We hear a Bradley off in a distance, spawn raping Airfield. All the squad is down building the SAM except for 2 of us, a HAT gunner and I (Medic). Suddenly a guy jumps onto one of the HMG positions overlooking the SAM and starts shooting the air, the ground, the trees, freaking out. SL walks up to the position and starts yelling at him. Turns the gun and shoots the SL.
He later shot 2 of my allies, and me while I was reviving one of the guys he shot. He then shot the dude I revived.

For me I flipped a transport truck on the same map later on when I was ordered to go offroad.

[Pluizert]

Throwing nades up a roof that dont make it all the way!

[Wakain]

a marauding littlebird shot anyone in my squad except for the SL, he picked the medickit, revived me, gave me the medickit. I didn't knew that when healing yourself you need to look up instead of down nowadays, so I died, he started shouting, commits suicide instead of reviving the rest of the squad that was still lying there and joins another squad. weird and rather unsportive fellow, name goes unpublished.
anyway, it became a good game nonetheless!