[List] Dumbest thing you've tried to do in PR

[Bigglestheman]

Silent eagle three Americans in this house pinned down, I go to throw a grenade. It bounces of the top of the doorway on the top floor comes back blows up hits me and my teammates decide for a second try does the same thing we all die. Lucky a squad came back and revived us all.

[iwillkillyouhun]

Silent eagle three Americans in this house pinned down, I go to throw a grenade. It bounces of the top of the doorway on the top floor comes back blows up hits me and my teammates decide for a second try does the same thing we all die. Lucky a squad came back and revived us all.

LOL that's sucks D:

[TomDackery]

We got shot down on Kashan in the Apache, but we had bailed out before it blew up, and we landed on the enemy AA that shot us down. A MEC guy was on our mumble, we surrendered to him, threw smoke on the AA position, and called the other apache (discreetly, cause we were ninjas...) had our SL (both apaches in the same squad) put a marker on us, then told MEC guy he might want to run. We get 5m away, when the Apache comes in, fires off a bunch of hellfires and missiles, hits EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR... the AA... which shoots them down too.

Octo-crab and KARBOON can verify this... since... they were there.

[Hulabi]

Jump in the cow on Beirut and crash the damn thing on the ships bridge due to a small lag peak... boom and alt F4

[JohnnyTheIED]

On fallujah, small road not far from the mosque,

Im walking down south to get intercept a LAV with RPG, I spot a full squad by the wall about 150m down the road.

I open up with my RPG, 1st RPG hits bad but shakes them, 2nd RPG sees 2 body fly, last RPG right in the face of a guy aiming at me.

Then I ran up in a bush, dropped the empty RPG, came back out with my hands up. Takes the remaining guys 2 seconds to see me and they start running after me (2 of em I think).

So I run back to my RPG kit in a hurry, Grab my knife and start running around the bushes.

Next thing you know I stab one of the guys, never found the 2nd one. lol

[Mafia_Wolf123]

playing on kashan with bots... i see 2 bots in the base in tank and apc... driving back and forth on the spot shouting move move move...

[Not A Tumour]

On Fools Road, i grabbed a sniper kit and went for a walk from hilltop objective. I decided to get on top of this random hill for a better vantage point. I nearly shat my pants when I saw a full enemy FOB right in front of me. Since this was the 2nd day i had played, my plan was to sneak in and knife everyone....

I knifed one guy then handgunned another. Then the TOW gunner turned around, saw me and panicked. He fired a TOW point blank, destroying me, him, and the FOB. 4 teamkill messages appeared at the top left of the screen, and a strange feeling swept over me: satisfaction

[TH3_BL4CK]

1. Flying Chopper drunk/grilled...
2. Attempted to flip a tank back on its tracks with a brdm lol

[Fox~106]

This was the first time I played Insurgency, I don't remember what patch it was but I joined a US squad and we started to look for the cache, everything went alright. Then, suddenly I found the cache "Hey you guys! I've found it! it's here!... how do I take it out?" *silence* then someone replies "knife it", I was like "okeeydookiee!", BAAM. alt F4



this also happened, actually a few nights ago, playing as a civilian,
thinking noone want's negative score I pop my head up and put my hands up infront of a tank (Bashra) *BAAM!*
I type into chat "Don't shoot ima civie!!!" get the reply "We don't F---ing care!" followed by a second heat round that kills me. lol

[Stormtrooper]

Happened on op.Archer . a chinook with full squad landed right on castle where we - the insurgents had a hideout . the squad was about to get out the chinook but 3 of them got killed by gunfire and others went back fast .. chopper was about to take off but i was near it and ran in and the squad was like wtf , they didnt kill me but just wrote in general chat -'' what the hell are you doing here ?'' then i threw a grenade under me and killed the badly damaged chinook ,half squad in there and myself

[Brainlaag]

Trying to Road-kill a SQ on a hilltop on Kashan with my F-16 xD....ended up crashing with 2000km/h into the mountain and a big LOL from the enemy team, followed by hatred from the US side

[Tofurkeymeister]

Trying to surrender to an M1A1 tank. I put my hands up... and died.

WAR CRIME!

[NakashuriNinja]

Accidentally driving a BMP-3 into the water on Zatar Wetlands only to find out it floated, after that i used it as a boat lulz (Before it got fixed)

[MikeBeehan]

Jumped off the Hotel roof on Jabal and landed in the swimming pool and then did it again and missed it! LOL!

[MikeBeehan]

Trying to surrender to an M1A1 tank. I put my hands up... and died.

WAR CRIME!

That's Happened to me on Kabalallalal

[killonsight95]

Accidentally driving a BMP-3 into the water on Zatar Wetlands only to find out it floated, after that i used it as a boat lulz (Before it got fixed)

the BMP is meant to float thoguh....

[Spartan0189]

Trying to drive the M35A2 (the logistics truck for the US Factions) up some hills on Kashan, the suspension don't travel very well in the use of the BF2 Engine

[goguapsy]

Trying to drive the M35A2 (the logistics truck for the US Factions) up some hills on Kashan, the suspension don't travel very well in the use of the BF2 Engine

Press shift it might help. With any vehicle.

[Spartan0189]

Press shift it might help. With any vehicle.

I did that, sorta ended up sliding down the side of the hill I climbed up after a bit of trying

[Pronck]

An ammo-truck driving in the back of a chinook, I almost made it to the back and then he flew away.

I threw a grenade against a wall instead of throwing it in a room.