[AAR] an R-DEV's worst nightmare = Me

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Naruto-kun
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[AAR] an R-DEV's worst nightmare = Me

Post by Naruto-kun »

Today I flew a Mi-8 on Beirut

The winds were flowing silent

The spawn timer is whistling its flute

Things are about to get violent!


Little Naruto is flying his chopper

Landing R-DEV Matrox at the factory

Naruto flies back hoping for a whopper

And hopes no missles have found his trajectory.


Little Naruto gets a new order

R-DEV Matrox wants to go to an apartment

Little Naruto flies over the missle border

And hopes he will get a good payment


Little Naruto picks up Matrox

And sets course for the huge apartment

This chopper is like bloody matchbox!

It might end up in the pavement!


Little Naruto approaches the apartment

The computer hangs up

The chopper flips like a bloody lament!

and Naruto spills his tea cup.


Little Naruto is full of fail

R-DEV Matorx is not happy

now must mean that he will get some angry mail

From R-DEV hands who will be very slappy!



R-DEV Matrox, Forgive me :(
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Wilkinson
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Post by Wilkinson »

Lol. it happens bro. It's all cool.


Neat little story you got though haha :D
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sharpie
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Post by sharpie »

Lol...well composed :D
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Megagoth1702
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Post by Megagoth1702 »

He deserved it! ;p Always them damn 2man locked SQDs
Dev1200
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Post by Dev1200 »

If Matrox doesn't post in this thread, I will be sad.
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Matrox
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Post by Matrox »

Ahahaha I genuinely lol'd at that poem!

You did redeem yourself when you got the crate on top of the apartments whilst we were taking fire, so it wasnt at all bad :P

Plus it makes up for the time I got you killed when i stood right next to you when an APC was firing at us on Op Barra.

Swings and Roundabouts eh?
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Naruto-kun
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Post by Naruto-kun »

Hehe, well then I guess we are even then? :D
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killonsight95
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Post by killonsight95 »

hehe uits actualy reminded me of a naruto fan story i read once. good anime btw :)
also cool peom.
Jigsaw
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Post by Jigsaw »

So where's my poem Naruto eh? I seem to remember a certain Norwegian during a PRT battle on Muttrah crashing his fully loaded trans Huey into another fully loaded trans Huey...on the carrier. :|

:lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CKjNcSUNt8
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end... "
Naruto-kun
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Post by Naruto-kun »

[R-MOD]Jigsaw wrote:So where's my poem Naruto eh? I seem to remember a certain Norwegian during a PRT battle on Muttrah crashing his fully loaded trans Huey into another fully loaded trans Huey...on the carrier. :|

:lol:
Curse you Jigsaw! :lol:

That was because I sucked at flying choppers that time :razz:
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DrugKoala
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Post by DrugKoala »

[R-MOD]Jigsaw wrote:So where's my poem Naruto eh? I seem to remember a certain Norwegian during a PRT battle on Muttrah crashing his fully loaded trans Huey into another fully loaded trans Huey...on the carrier. :|

:lol:
Wow, how did that happen?
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Jigsaw
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Post by Jigsaw »

Naruto-kun wrote:That was because I sucked at flying choppers that time :razz:
Not much has changed then ;) :p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CKjNcSUNt8
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end... "
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Post by Smegburt_funkledink »

Jiggy, I had the same thing on my mind and had to resist posting...

Naruto, when's my chance to get even? :twisted:
DrugKoala wrote:Wow, how did that happen?
That happened because he's a nubcake. There were a few new guys around during training before that game IIRC. There was this one guy who was charged with being medic. After half of his squad get run over and got himself injured, he proceeded to scream out for a medic, not realizing that he could heal himself... I thought the same thing when I saw all those guys lying around inside one of the containers... "wow, how did this happen?" :roll:
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[R-DEV]Matrox "CHINAAAAAAA!!!"
Naruto-kun
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Post by Naruto-kun »

The ghosts of PRT is haunting me again... :razz:
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Smegburt_funkledink
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Post by Smegburt_funkledink »

PO-LICE THAT MOO_STASH!
[R-Div]Robbi "There's nothing more skanky than eating out of a tub of hummus with a screwdriver."
[R-DEV]Matrox "CHINAAAAAAA!!!"
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Post by Eddiereyes909 »

[R-MOD]Jigsaw wrote:So where's my poem Naruto eh? I seem to remember a certain Norwegian during a PRT battle on Muttrah crashing his fully loaded trans Huey into another fully loaded trans Huey...on the carrier. :|

:lol:
NATO kiddies....Psh.

Naruto, learn to fly :p
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Post by Gore »

Good one :D
Naruto-kun
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Everybody loves Naruto, especially: Smeg, Jigsaw and Eddie :mrgreen:
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