[AAR] an R-DEV's worst nightmare = Me
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[AAR] an R-DEV's worst nightmare = Me
Today I flew a Mi-8 on Beirut
The winds were flowing silent
The spawn timer is whistling its flute
Things are about to get violent!
Little Naruto is flying his chopper
Landing R-DEV Matrox at the factory
Naruto flies back hoping for a whopper
And hopes no missles have found his trajectory.
Little Naruto gets a new order
R-DEV Matrox wants to go to an apartment
Little Naruto flies over the missle border
And hopes he will get a good payment
Little Naruto picks up Matrox
And sets course for the huge apartment
This chopper is like bloody matchbox!
It might end up in the pavement!
Little Naruto approaches the apartment
The computer hangs up
The chopper flips like a bloody lament!
and Naruto spills his tea cup.
Little Naruto is full of fail
R-DEV Matorx is not happy
now must mean that he will get some angry mail
From R-DEV hands who will be very slappy!
R-DEV Matrox, Forgive me
The winds were flowing silent
The spawn timer is whistling its flute
Things are about to get violent!
Little Naruto is flying his chopper
Landing R-DEV Matrox at the factory
Naruto flies back hoping for a whopper
And hopes no missles have found his trajectory.
Little Naruto gets a new order
R-DEV Matrox wants to go to an apartment
Little Naruto flies over the missle border
And hopes he will get a good payment
Little Naruto picks up Matrox
And sets course for the huge apartment
This chopper is like bloody matchbox!
It might end up in the pavement!
Little Naruto approaches the apartment
The computer hangs up
The chopper flips like a bloody lament!
and Naruto spills his tea cup.
Little Naruto is full of fail
R-DEV Matorx is not happy
now must mean that he will get some angry mail
From R-DEV hands who will be very slappy!
R-DEV Matrox, Forgive me
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Lol. it happens bro. It's all cool.
Neat little story you got though haha
Neat little story you got though haha
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Lol...well composed
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He deserved it! ;p Always them damn 2man locked SQDs
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If Matrox doesn't post in this thread, I will be sad.
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Ahahaha I genuinely lol'd at that poem!
You did redeem yourself when you got the crate on top of the apartments whilst we were taking fire, so it wasnt at all bad
Plus it makes up for the time I got you killed when i stood right next to you when an APC was firing at us on Op Barra.
Swings and Roundabouts eh?
You did redeem yourself when you got the crate on top of the apartments whilst we were taking fire, so it wasnt at all bad
Plus it makes up for the time I got you killed when i stood right next to you when an APC was firing at us on Op Barra.
Swings and Roundabouts eh?
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Hehe, well then I guess we are even then?
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hehe uits actualy reminded me of a naruto fan story i read once. good anime btw
also cool peom.
also cool peom.
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So where's my poem Naruto eh? I seem to remember a certain Norwegian during a PRT battle on Muttrah crashing his fully loaded trans Huey into another fully loaded trans Huey...on the carrier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CKjNcSUNt8
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end... "
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end... "
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Curse you Jigsaw![R-MOD]Jigsaw wrote:So where's my poem Naruto eh? I seem to remember a certain Norwegian during a PRT battle on Muttrah crashing his fully loaded trans Huey into another fully loaded trans Huey...on the carrier.
That was because I sucked at flying choppers that time
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Wow, how did that happen?[R-MOD]Jigsaw wrote:So where's my poem Naruto eh? I seem to remember a certain Norwegian during a PRT battle on Muttrah crashing his fully loaded trans Huey into another fully loaded trans Huey...on the carrier.
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Not much has changed thenNaruto-kun wrote:That was because I sucked at flying choppers that time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CKjNcSUNt8
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end... "
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end... "
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Jiggy, I had the same thing on my mind and had to resist posting...
Naruto, when's my chance to get even?
Naruto, when's my chance to get even?
That happened because he's a nubcake. There were a few new guys around during training before that game IIRC. There was this one guy who was charged with being medic. After half of his squad get run over and got himself injured, he proceeded to scream out for a medic, not realizing that he could heal himself... I thought the same thing when I saw all those guys lying around inside one of the containers... "wow, how did this happen?"DrugKoala wrote:Wow, how did that happen?
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[R-DEV]Matrox "CHINAAAAAAA!!!"
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The ghosts of PRT is haunting me again...
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PO-LICE THAT MOO_STASH!
[R-Div]Robbi "There's nothing more skanky than eating out of a tub of hummus with a screwdriver."
[R-DEV]Matrox "CHINAAAAAAA!!!"
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NATO kiddies....Psh.[R-MOD]Jigsaw wrote:So where's my poem Naruto eh? I seem to remember a certain Norwegian during a PRT battle on Muttrah crashing his fully loaded trans Huey into another fully loaded trans Huey...on the carrier.
Naruto, learn to fly
"You know we've had to imagine the war here, and we have imagined that it was being fought by aging men like ourselves. We had forgotten that wars were fought by babies. When I saw those freshly shaved faces, it was a shock "My God, my God?" I said to myself. "It's the Children's Crusade."- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughter House Five
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Good one
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Everybody loves Naruto, especially: Smeg, Jigsaw and Eddie
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