[List] Tell me your retard-teammates experiences!

[Anderson29]

hey, we all should remember these names and start a new thread called "thread of shame". list the name and the shameful things they did....i foresee win! screen shots would be double win!

[Rudd]

squad 4 on TG muttrah last night...

you know who you are!

list of shame!

1- last known KDR before presumed rage quit - 2-27

2- number of choppers lost in actions requested by squad - 4

3- placing FOB in the middle of the road then getting irate that no squads are leaving their hard cover positions 150m north to run in to the middle of the street to build the firebase which was...100m from the enemy's hard cover positions.

[Wo0Do0]

Told some HOG member in my squad to throw a grapple over the wall so we could avoid being shot in the street on Muttrah. Watch him as he runs over to the wall, goes to throw the grapple and throws and incendiary instead. He literally had the incendiary out thinking it was a hook, got killed and I kicked him from the squad.

Told a squad member to throw a grenade into the room below (white, 2 story corner houses/shopfronts on Fallujah/Muttrah/Ramiel), he right clicked it, killing the whole squad who was on the top floor.

Told the AR to come up to me and suppress some MEC dudes in the open, while his firing a rifleman comes up, prones in front of him to start shooting and gets teamkilled.

Countless examples of 'if you stand up and look, I guarantee you will be killed'

Shame there are so many stupid people playing PR, it even beats TF2.

what's your ingame name?

[Ford_Jam]

dtacs post more. surely there are some golden stories

[Lugi]

The amount annoying of times of new players (not knowing their new) in my squad gettin the specilist kit and i need them to throw the rope and they lose it.

Something similar happened to me a long time ago, I was the specialist, we went on some rooftop using the rope, I picked it up, then wanted to put it down again to get off the building on the other side. Throw, and whole rope is on the ground. That wasn't cool. But back then I couldn't use the right click method to deploy the rope.

[karambaitos]

128 server, on kozesk defending the cave/bunker thing garage entrance
me to another squad guys dont all bunch up on the lower level get up on the stairs one grenade will end you all
sometime later russian side figures out that grenades explode throw one in kill 7ppl

what's your ingame name?

hmmm IDK it might be dtacs, but thats just a hunch

[Brainlaag]

This one is a daily apparence:
"Tank/APC/Whatever spotted, hilltop 340 moving west", friendly pops up, takes his binoculars out and keeps staring at the tank till he gets a HE shell in his face....*facepalm*. Makes me rage every time.

[goguapsy]

My retarded-like teammate experience:

1. Hop in BH as pilot in Ramiel.
2. DEV squad, with specialist kits, hops in.
3. Receive landing coordinates.
4. Confirm coordinates.
5. Take off.
6. Lose control.
7. Run-away quit.
8. Check options.
9. See all aircraft keys have been unbinded.




Wait... teammate retarded-like experience? I have none... I did that thing above, but SHH!! Don't tell anyone!

[Lugi]

How did you manage to take off then?

[dtacs]

Now now DTACS, who here can honestly say that they have never, in the heat of battle, fixed bayonets with their entrenching tool and tried to shovel the enemy to death by desperately spamming the LMB?

what's your ingame name?

SniperWolf95

dtacs post more. surely there are some golden stories

You got it..

-Full squad in a BTR-80 (mechanized) on Beirut about to cap out the IDF in the 2nd greatest round I've ever played, the driver was heading toward a friendly minefield. I told him to stop 4 times, raising my voice in anger each time. He drove onto them, killing everybody and stopping us from capping out the IDF. And had the audacity to start giggling on VOIP. I got so pissed that I actually screamed at him, then my mum came in asking if I was OK. Never been that angry at anyone except for in Year 6 when I made my teacher cry.

-Basrah, squad getting kitted up at main:

'Oi <player>, get a Medic'
*Gets sniper*
'I said medic*
'No you didn't, you said sniper'

-And my all time favorite, Muttrah, Hardcore. Moving through West as US, whole squad is downed other than me/medic. I tell him to follow me as we're falling back for a rally point. He says that he never leaves a man behind, no matter what. I say thats idiotic and this isn't Black Hawk Down, yet he insists on it. Some idiot who kept reiterating that he was an Op. Desert Storm veteran or some shit, which apparently made him better at the game.

'Why?'
'Because.'
'Because why?'
'Because I never leave a man behind, its not honorable.'
'Get out.'

[Ddonegan]

Man joins squad. Takes sniper kit. Leaves squad. Dies. Leaves server.

[Agemman]

This one is a daily apparence:
"Tank/APC/Whatever spotted, hilltop 340 moving west", friendly pops up, takes his binoculars out and keeps staring at the tank till he gets a HE shell in his face....*facepalm*. Makes me rage every time.

If I stare hard enough they will die, trust me. You are just disturbing my concentration with your constant whining.

[goguapsy]

How did you manage to take off then?

I guess the throtle was attached to "move forward". Everything was, indeed, unbinded (perhaps just not the movement keys).

[dtacs]

[Ford_Jam]

^ It was awesome

edit: I'm in a screenshot

[Vista]

Man joins squad. Takes sniper kit. Leaves squad. Dies. Leaves server.

LOOL, thats pretty much the top of d**k headness!

[goguapsy]

"I MUST take sniper"

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

[jerkzilla]

"I must take sniper?"

"Yes, it's your destiny."


Anyway... One time, when I hitched a ride in a chopper, it flipped. Can you believe it?

[Vista]

Yea, I was on TG and we were getting inserted on a beach on Jabal Al Burj, the choppa was landing, he hits a wall and explodes, 3 men were killed and the other 3 survived but then died of bleeding...

[ledo1222]

Playing some vBF2 with the old gang (who don't play PR), me being SL, laying in cover 80 m from the flag so they can spawn on me safely.
Then one of them starts complaining at me for having to run so far to get to the flag. :d uh:

then you soudent be on these forms....