[List] PR Tales silly achievement thread

[Jafar Ironclad]

I was bored one night. So I went through the entire old Project Reality Achievements thread, found all of my contributions, compiled them into a list, and decided to casually start tracking Tales from the Front AAR's and videos and credit the involved members with unlocking proper achievements. Rewards? Nope. Just like real life gaming achievements. This is for laughs.

I've got plenty of achievements, but if there's one you're psyched on seeing, post here and I'll look into adding it.

Here's the list. I will start tracking and awarding achievements as of January 10th, 2012. Enjoy!

Jafar Ironclad?s PR Achievement list / documented unlocks (Tales AAR?s or video, starting 1/10/2012):
Heatseeking Rifle
Kill the pilot of an active enemy jet with a rifle or light machine gun.

Pro Trucker - Jafar
Destroy an enemy vehicle while driving a logistics truck by forcing an environmental death.

Danger Close?
Survive a friendly 1000 lb bomb that kills five or more enemies while being within blast radius.

Tassadar
Destroy any manned enemy vehicle by ramming it with your critically damaged jet.

No Second Chances
Complete a round, spending a maximum of five minutes in a vehicle and injuring five or more enemies for each hour the round took, without being killed or critically wounded.

Buzz kill
Cause the first death of the highest-scoring enemy by requesting or delivering an airstrike.

Electronic Warfare
Cause the friendly fire deaths of three or more enemies by having an enemy bomb track your laze.

Demolition Derby
Detonate [maximum number at a time] C4 charges simultaneously in a 100 meter radius.

Infantry Squad (5+): All in a day's work
Return to base successfully after 30 minutes, without any squad members respawning, having:
-Neutralized or captured a control point.
-Destroyed or defended a cache.
-Killed ten or more enemies.
-Completed four or more successful revives.
-Destroyed two or more heavy assets.

Toolbox
Kill a single enemy with damage from three different weapons in your kit.

Every Shot Counts
Kill four or more enemies with an assault rifle before reloading.

You Called Down the Thunder
Request two area attacks in a round.

Now Reap the Whirlwind
Roadkill an enemy with a jet on full afterburner without crashing.

Squad (5+): Road Hog
Have all squad members inside separate vehicles.

Concealment =/= Cover
With a rifle weapon on semi-automatic, kill an enemy that is obscured inside a smoke screen.

Undesignated Marksman
Kill an enemy sniper or marksman with an unscoped weapon beyond 500m.

Magic Bullet
Kill an enemy beyond 100m while firing semi-automatic from the hip.

The Force is strong with this one
Kill an enemy beyond 250m while firing semi-automatic from the hip.

Reality Chopper
Assist a squadmember in killing a heavy asset while hovering and less than 60 meters from the ground in an attack helo.

Sortie Master
Re-arm twelve or more bombs in a jet in a single life.

Master of Disaster
Kill 100 friendlies with AT or HAT rockets that detonate at point-blank range.

Rotorical Question
Fly a helicopter upside-down continuously for 60 seconds.

Box Bomber
Kill an enemy with a dropped supply crate.

Hellfired
Shoot down an enemy jet using a gunship-mounted anti-tank missile.

We who are about to die-
Die to enemy explosives while saluting.

Searching for Service
Snipe an enemy that is using a cellphone or radio.

Use More Gun
Attack an enemy vehicle that has taken damage from at least 15 other friendlies in the last five seconds.

Pass the keys
Knife an enemy vehicle driver.
Infantry Squad: Textbook Ambush
Kill an entire squad of infantry within 2 seconds, with each of your squad members registering a kill.

Logistics: Deliveryman
Deliver supply crates to 100 Supply requests from different squads.

Relaxed Pace
Travel 300 meters on foot without sprinting.

Infantry Squad: No Need To Rush
Have each member of the squad travel 300 consecutive meters on foot without sprinting.

Scratching the paint
Use a melee weapon on an enemy tank.

Tracktor
Drive 300 meters with one tread disabled.

Tank: A Case of Turrets
Successfully hit an enemy tank while your turret's rotation is disabled.

Tank: Rommelstomped
Destroy an enemy tank at point blank range.

Tank: Can't take the HEAT
Destroy an armored vehicle with a HEAT round.

Tank: High-Caliber Surgeon
Kill a foot soldier with a direct hit from an APFSDS round.

Hole in One
Kill an enemy at 500m or greater with the first round from a mortar.

Fog Machine
Mortar friendlies with a smoke round.

Hat Trick
Kill one or more enemies with each of three consecutive mortar rounds.

Instant Gratification
Place a mortar round within 25 meters of a fire mission marker less than 25 seconds after it has been requested.

Counter Artillery
Mortar an enemy mortar position.

Bombing Brain
Destroy three or more enemies with an unguided bomb that was released more than 1000 meters from its impact point.

Kiowarrior
Using the Kiowa's dorsal sensor, assist a friendly gunship in destroying ten or more lazed targets in one life.

Violent Resuscitation
Kill an enemy with your fists within ten seconds of them being revived by a medic.

Thermal Enraging
Accumulate 100 kills as an armor gunner by firing through your own vehicle's smokescreen.

Martial Artist
Kill a knife or bayonet-wielding enemy with your fists.

Armor-Piercing Knuckles
Punch an enemy tank.

Knuckle Sandwich
Assist two or more squad members in killing a single enemy, where all of you are using your fists.

Every end is a business end
Use Rifle melee to kill two enemies in rapid succession.

Arc Master
Kill an enemy with a single mortar round (no rounds in the air when launched, no further launched until impact)

Smokey Joe
Kill an enemy with a smoke mortar round.

Server Achievement: Bedlam
Have 80 or more players within a 300 meter radius.

Server: To every man, a machine
Have no unoccupied vehicles on either team, with 15 or more vehicles active (4 kilometer maps only)

Server: Double the fun NEW Era Warfare, SISU/PRTA
Reach 128 players on the server.


POOT DISPENSER HERE
Have the maximum number of supply crates deployed from a transport helicopter. (All crates must be >1km from Main command post.

U Mad?
Have your entire 8-man squad killed by a single infantryman (all kills within 2 minutes).

Rambroken
Kill an entire 8-man squad as a single infantryman.

Now THIS is war
Have bullets from 15 or more players suppressing your position within 3 minutes.


Infantry Squad: Blitzkrieg
Cap a flag, then neutralize the next flag in the sequence within 5 minutes.

Squad: Holdout
Prevent a friendly flag from going neutral for 15 or more minutes of hostiles in flag radius.

Squad: Patrol
Traverse a total of 2 kilometers on foot in a round with all squad members within 150 meters of each other.

Squad: Textbook Maneuver
Kill an entire 6 to 8-man squad within 5 minutes, where none of your squad members become critically wounded.

Squad: Textbook Retreat
After drawing within 250 meters of four or more enemies, get the entire squad 500 meters away from hostiles with less than ten wounding shots and no squad members killed.

Squad: Textbook Victory
Get +12000 teamwork points as a squad, with no deaths.

Reverse Engineering
Remove an enemy explosive, then set your own on the same location.

Perverse Engineering
Remove an enemy explosive, set your own, then kill the explosive's owner with the detonation.

Grounded
Kill a helicopter with a proximity-triggered explosive.

Technically speaking...
Destroy a Stryker with a DHsk-equipped Technical.

Officer: At Attention
Be saluted by six or more friendlies.

Mutual Respect
Salute an enemy, who then salutes back.

...Parlay?
Salute an enemy, who then kills you with his rifle.

Officer: Attention-getting device
Get killed by a sniper while saluting a squad member or another squad leader.

Server: Bulletstorm
Have an average of 60% or more of the server population under suppression effects within a five minute period. Requires 60 or more players present on server.

Server: BOOLETSTORM
Have more than 95% of the server population under a non-area-attack-induced suppression effect within a five second period. Requires 60 or more players present on server.

Server: Pass the ammo
Have more than 25 supply crates destroyed during a round due to ammo depletion.


Housefly
Suppress the same target four times with a sniper rifle without landing a lethal shot.

Merka Merka
Transport 20 or more different players over the course of a round while driving a Merkava.

Sharkbait
While crewing an amphibious armored vehicle, kill an enemy amphibious armored vehicle, where both of you are in the water.

Take it lying down
Spend more than 80% of a round's duration prone and stationary, while having a positive kill-death ratio.

Rationed Rockets
Injure or kill at least one player with each of 10 consecutive hydras in a 2 minute period.

Defrag
Shoot and kill an enemy while he is carrying an armed fragmentation grenade.

Sniper: Lead Disarmament
Kill an enemy who has deployed C4 charges or AP mines and has the detonator out.

One in a million
Land a hit on an enemy at least 100m away while at maximum deviation.

Never Give Up
Stay on a flag for 5 minutes after the enemy has captured it.

Target Rich Environment
Have more than 20 enemies within 100 meters if you.

Hooker
Deploy a grappling hook, then kill an enemy while he is climbing/descending on it.

Expensive Hooker - Tekdrake
Deploy a grappling hook, then pick up the hook while an enemy is climbing/descending on it, causing them to fall to their death.

Cheap Hooker
Deploy a grappling hook, then kill an enemy less than 5 seconds after he gets off of it.

Hooker Trap
Accumulate 100 kills where your victims were on a grappling hook.

Savage
Spend five minutes with no friendlies and at least two hostiles in a 150 meter radius, without killing anyone or getting wounded.

Exterminator
Kill at least five enemies with one thrown grenade.

Modern Sock Bomb
Damage an armored vehicle with an incendiary grenade.

GET OVER HERE
Kill an enemy with a thrown grappling hook.

Prone to failure
Kill an enemy within 10 meters as they drop to prone position.

SEAL
Get a rifle kill from a passenger position on a helicopter.

Commander: Predator Drone
Spend five minutes watching one hostile soldier with the UAV.

Commander: Platoon Strength
20 minutes or later after round start, have 30 or more friendlies within a 150 meter radius.

Commander: Lead from the Front
Accumulate 100 rifle kills while playing commander.

Commander: Battle Damage Assessment
Witness your own area attack from ground level.

Commander: Eye in the sky
Spend an hour flying the UAV in a single round.

Commander: Desk Job
Win a round as commander having spent less than a minute outside the command vehicle.

Commander: Artist of War - AFsoccer (I'm sure by now)
Spending the entire round as commander, win on every map (at least one layer for each map) as both factions.

Server/Commander: One shot, fifty kills!
Kill 50 or more players with a single area attack.

Commander: Command and Conquer
Win a round with a team of 60 or more players, where you commanded the entire round.

Commander: Rock the rank
Be saluted by a squad leader, and return the salute.

Commander: Dogs of War
Have ten or more players spawn on a CO rally less than a minute after deployment.

Commander: Cool guys don't look at explosions
Approve an area attack within 100 meters of your position, exit the damage radius of the attack, and survive the conclusion of the area attack.

Commander: Anti-Aircraft Bombs
Destroy an airborne jet with an area attack.

[MaSSive]

LOL some of them are never going to happen and most of them is hard to prove.

[UTurista]

I'm predicting a increased on the players negligence as well on the epic moments

Tassadar
Destroy any manned enemy vehicle by ramming it with your critically damaged jet.

Mutual Respect
Salute an enemy, who then salutes back.

...Parlay?
Salute an enemy, who then kills you with his rifle.

Officer: Attention-getting device
Get killed by a sniper while saluting a squad member or another squad leader.

Like I said, EPIC!


...and I also predict that I'll get a "...Parlay?" tonight. xD

[Jafar Ironclad]

Yeah, I know proving most of the them is hard without the omniscient code, but this is mostly for lulz anyway, and hopefully spurring some Tales AAR's as well.

[Spec]

Title fixed... So this is what the CONs are doing instead of working on PR?^^

[TheComedian]

Rock me Amadeus:
Kill an enemy squad by throwing rocks at them.

[sharpie]

Mutual Respect
Salute an enemy, who then salutes back.


Challange accepted.

[Jafar Ironclad]

We are still working.

[Silly_Savage]

This thread has my name written all over it.

[Jafar Ironclad]

You even have an achievement!

Savage
Spend five minutes with no friendlies and at least two hostiles in a 150 meter radius, without killing anyone or getting wounded.

[Shovel]

I will work on making all of these into Steam style image achievements, like in the other thread. (if that's ok with you)

[Jafar Ironclad]

Authorized. Good luck!

[TomDackery]

or
Sam Fishers
Cap a flag with your whole squad on a single grapple hook hiding in a tree.

[Acemantura]

or
Sam Fishers
Cap a flag with your whole squad on a single grapple hook hiding in a tree.

That is the best and always happened on Bi Ming