The Handheld GAU-8 :p

ZaZZo · Post by **ZaZZo** » 2007-10-05 21:48

I made a squad called 1337-boys on BattleArena server the other day.

Ofcourse alot of people joined, and they asked dumb questions such as: What guns do we get for being the elite squad? wer r teh ub3rm82??LOLOLOLOL!11

And stuff like that.

So I told them there were handheld GAU-8s in this map, and that we were the onyl ones to get them because I was the first to make "1337-boys" squad

"wuts a gau8", "It's basicaly a handheld A-10" I told him. "wer is it" he asked, "It's at the Basrah Airport" I answered. Note we were on Insurgent side

So he hijacked my bike and went to the Airport.
All the Brits went in "WTF!" mode, and they were like "Wtf, spawncamping insurgent" "z0mG, n00b, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" and stuff. Then they asked him what he was doing?
"i r l00knG for teh 1337 H4ndh3lD gau8".

Soo funny, shame I didn't get a screenshot

Some sentences were edited to 1337 speak in this post.

DarkTalon · Post by **DarkTalon** » 2007-10-06 00:01

don't say M82 on battlearena, it's profanity.
pretty good decision on battlearena's part.

After googling GAU

wow...

now that's an easter egg.

Post by **Outlawz7** » 2007-10-06 00:14

Yes, I think, someone already found it, as I saw a Brit with one.

M82, that is.

Post by **Falkun** » 2007-10-11 02:37

I don't understand the obsession with sniper rifles among players. It's not that great of a kit, tbh.

*spacecadett* · Post by ***spacecadett*** » 2007-10-11 07:46

i guess it somehow furfills peoples day dream of beeing a specopser ect...

Salah ad Din · Post by **Salah ad Din** » 2007-10-11 11:44

or some people simply have lousy reflexes and suck at CQB. *cough* like me *cough*

Epim3theus · Post by **Epim3theus** » 2007-10-11 11:46

Maybe it's about the size of the gun.

ArmedDrunk&Angry · Post by **ArmedDrunk&Angry** » 2007-10-11 13:10

It's not the size of the gun that counts, it's how fast your barrels reload !

SGT.JOKER · Post by **SGT.JOKER** » 2007-10-11 13:11

IF that wasa pickup kit....oh god the tk's lol

Alex6714 · Post by **Alex6714** » 2007-10-15 22:59

New commander asset?

Hotrod525 · Post by **Hotrod525** » 2007-10-15 23:45

You know the GAU8 have a recoil equal to one motor power ? i easily imagine a guy shooting 1500 25mm round....whit and handled Gau8... LOL!

Sgt_Canadian_Floss · Post by **Sgt_Canadian_Floss** » 2007-10-16 01:53

Dude... youd be dead 2 seconds after firing it
Because of the recoil and because of all the Fucking teamkillerz around ya

supahpingi · Post by **supahpingi** » 2007-10-17 10:41

ZAZZO ur are mean to noobs......
LOL i like it,wish i could see a screenshot.

ZaZZo · Post by **ZaZZo** » 2007-10-17 21:43

supahpingi wrote:ZAZZO ur are mean to noobs......

Thank you

demonicklown445 · Post by **demonicklown445** » 2007-10-26 05:46

Alex6714 wrote:New commander asset?

Or a front heave n00b.