[List] What was your funniest kill/moment?

Hides-His-Eyes · Post by **Hides-His-Eyes** » 2008-01-03 01:03

[R-MOD]dunehunter wrote:Exploit, because it's not really possible to tape your binoculars to your gun in real life.

That sounds like a dare to me

Juba · Post by **Juba** » 2008-01-03 02:43

Waiting with IEDs for something to drive by only to be kicked for Idling.. Yea it was hilarious

Hides-His-Eyes · Post by **Hides-His-Eyes** » 2008-01-03 11:34

I always have a book next to me for while it's loading, and especially if you're sat in a tank gunning or in the back of a jeep, i maybe keep the sound on quite high and then just start reading

BabaGurGur · Post by **BabaGurGur** » 2008-01-03 11:53

me and someone in my squad, decided we would go and bomb out all their tanks at US Outpost (kashan), so after about 8 minutes of riding in a tank, i get on voip and say "wtf where are the tanks?", so we get to the outpost.. there are no tanks, mind you we were on a 64p map of kashan, it was so hilarious, then we went to baserape them (baserape was allowed, its reality" and ended up blowing all their tanks and a A-10

Chudnies · Post by **Chudnies** » 2008-01-03 18:39

Map: Kashan Desert
Server: WTF's kashan 24/7 server
Faction: MEC

So, my squad started out as an attack helo, with Swefor as the squadleader. For the most part, game goes smooth, until Swefor gets D/C'd by the server. A few minutes before, he pulls another guy into our squad. I forget his name (forgive me!) by we were chatting it up in the squad channel.

We decide that we're gonna go tanking. Again, game progresses smoothly. We're scooting around the left side of the central mountains, just south of North Village, when I'm looking at the road and see a supply truck, an Abrams, and a handful of infantry. I let loose a few rounds at the tank, hitting front armor and side armor, doing no damage. I switch to the infantry, who I annihilate with the coax. Tank goes down, we're happy.

But, that's not the kill. My fellow crewman (who had the VOIP bug) typed 120. Spun around, and lo and behold, a blackhawk came zooming from behind the mountains. I start tracking, get a lead, and start letting loose with the Coax. Crewman hops on PKM and takes a burst too. I see the helo nose up, slowing down for an approach. I lead just a wee bit more, and let loose on SABOT. Needless to say, no one got out of there alive.

Raic · Post by **Raic** » 2008-01-07 11:41

Me an my squadleader ran upstairs of bunker, there were two MEC guys watching the door, they noticed my SL but didn't shoot (we were USMC), also my SL just went by them and watched out of the door too. It was weird so i continued to knife the two MEC guys.

Post by **Deadfast** » 2008-01-08 18:52

I was a LAV gunner on Qwai River this evening.

We moved over a bridge in northern part of the map towards the Chinese controlled village. We were hanging around for a while and a friendly engineer placed a mine on the bridge.
Suddenly we see a Chinese commander truck. I open fire on it and it starts running away. He's on the bridge and just when he's about to get blow up by the mine, it explodes (apparently he was on fire after taking several hits from my APC). However, half a second later, the trucks sets off the mine which blows a hole in the bridge right underneath the truck that ends up falling down in the water.

Death_dx · Post by **Death_dx** » 2008-01-08 21:03

In Al Basrah, with no vehicles, I ended up being separated by heli drop (I think) at the east end of the city, with my entire squad at the west. So, start walking through the city, killing quite a few insurgents, some were the same person I'm sure as he kept going straight for me. Anyway so I'm pretty sure that guy got his buddy to gun on this technical for him and he comes after me. So I jump into a doorway and the gunner doesn't account for the speed and misses on the first pass, comes around for a second pass misses again and rams straight into a wall blowing the jeep up.

LordSquiffy · Post by **LordSquiffy** » 2008-01-14 16:05

Yesterday in Kashan Desert 64 I spawned on the MEC camp whilst all my team were at the village in the North East. No transport available anywhere, so I started walking.

I covered the whole of the breadth of the map on foot, walked into the village and was immediately shot by one of my own side.

He said, "Sorry man, I screwed up", which didn't make me feel any better. I called for a medic and was promptly ignored by everyone around me. Then I died....how we all laughed.........not.

BabaGurGur · Post by **BabaGurGur** » 2008-01-16 15:09

This was in the days of vbf2..

i had just dled bf2 and became a commander.. lol.. and i read somewhere that the commander has a command centre of something, so once commanders.. i walk up to the UAV Asset, jump up the stairs and press every button on the keyboard to try and get it lol..

scottp05156 · Post by **scottp05156** » 2008-01-27 18:44

A bit off topic but my funniest squad member comment is "WHY DOES MY CHOPPER COUGH WHEN I GET IN IT?".....lol
It took 3-4 deaths then he disconnected.....lol

Death_dx · Post by **Death_dx** » 2008-01-27 23:28

Stolen sniper rifle on al basrah, 25+ kills, until I ran out of ammo.

Hilarious kills of entire squads more than once who thought it was a bad idea to take cover after the first three guys get shot. Whats more is I tracked the second sniper kit driving to a rooftop adjacent and shot the poor bugger just as he got on the roof.

Then I ran out of ammo, to my dismay as the second sniper ended up on a roof not more than 50 m from me. Had a squaddie bring me ammo and someone ended up capping the second sniper and stealing his kit. We lost despite winning a fair few battles against the british, a great round none the less.

Blackhawk 5 · Post by **Blackhawk 5** » 2008-01-28 01:02

'Darkeye[NL wrote:;594188']My funniest kill? Hmm..

I once knifed a whole squad. They were like going all stealthy and stuff, they were going really slowly, and I knifed them one by one from behind!

Damn, should have recorded that.

was that on fool's road? I had my squad facing the warehouse? from the east end when a guy came up to me and knife ( i was SL) as well as couple other guys in my squad, and took the officer or saw kit.

Epim3theus · Post by **Epim3theus** » 2008-01-28 14:51

Blowing up a bunker that was being repaired by the British, south of the west tower on Assault on Mestia. A couple of guys were repairing it and a SL was standing next to it, shooting at the west tower that was being overrun by the militia, completely egnoring what was going on around him and his squad.
I actually stood next to him while he was shooting, dropped the explosives near the bunker and calmely walked away.

KingLorre · Post by **KingLorre** » 2008-01-28 15:25

on IGI server, back in o.6, 3 of us where americans interogation a civi, trying to find out where the spawn cars where xD we put him on the humvee while talking to him, then we followed him to the spawn car and shot him lol ( yes i know you arent supposed to shoot him.)

was fun

com_kieffer · Post by **com_kieffer** » 2008-01-28 17:58

I remember a round on quinling when my squad mates from the 301 had decided to go tanking : We left chinese main with 3 fully crewed tanks in formation and as we started moving to the coal mine the lead tank took a hit from an other tank after a few seconds we spotted the enemy and he took three AP rounds, instant death.
maybe not a "funny" kill but the sort of thing that makes you go wow I love this game !

Zimmer · Post by **Zimmer** » 2008-03-05 20:50

Well not a kill moment it was I who got killed. This guy grenadier18 a real team killer nearly wiped our whole squad with a grenade. Well so he is a need of a medic as I heal some people in my squad, but Iwas busy of course so I didnt notice well so he took the situation in his own hand and teamkilled so he could get my uber 1337 haxxor medic kit. I loled so hard when he revived me.

SpecterOfWar · Post by **SpecterOfWar** » 2008-03-09 05:54

I was on Kashan last night, on the MEC team, flying insert/extract missions. I had just dropped off my squads marksman on the ridgeline overlooking the North Village. As I was taking off, I noticed a Marine pop his head up and start heading towards my marksman, but he was looking the other way, so I did the next best thing. I circled around and landed on the Marine...SPLAT.