[List] Best TKs ever performed on you

ConscriptVirus · Post by **ConscriptVirus** » 2008-02-06 04:57

daqing oilfields...we just finished capping the last flag and we were on their airfield just shooting in the air / celebrating when suddenly some newbie sets off some C4

i like how he says that C4 is powerful...duh

-=TB=-Tobakfromcuba · Post by **-=TB=-Tobakfromcuba** » 2008-02-06 05:34

being commander watching the minimap during driving a nanjing, well i didnt noticed that tank coming along towards me so we crashed and leaving the tanker wondering why i didnt avoided him

jOHNNYdOUBE · Post by **jOHNNYdOUBE** » 2008-02-06 06:02

On 7 gates tonite. I make it across the field of death on the north side of the fort, through nades, AA fire and all the smoke.
I get to the wall and c-4 the AA outside and a sandbag.
Throw up the trusty hook.
This is the first break thru in 30 minutes.
CLimb the rope and halfway I get sniped by some Mikehunt 333 that is so noob his Voip is crossed off in the squad screen and doesn't reply to any comment.
Just to stunned to punish thinking it was accidental spray burst.
Nope, the sniper rifle. Headshot ,too.
Jeez.

Deadmonkiefart · Post by **Deadmonkiefart** » 2008-02-06 06:14

How is any TK "best"? I hate TKs. The only good TK is a nonexistant TK.

Post by **Outlawz7** » 2008-02-06 06:25

Rushing down the road on Jabal with a truck, friendly jeep comes from other direction, crashes into me, 4 teamkills.

Avoiding a friendly land mine, drive on a dune and the jeep flips over and lands on the mine...

Putting down a land mine on Kyongan Ni and seeing some maniac in a jeep going towards it like he's mad and drives over it...then I get kicked for neg score (0.613)

And the old ones like of people running in front of your support gun and you accidentally kill them etc.

DeePsix · Post by **DeePsix** » 2008-02-06 07:05

Helicopters seem to be inclined to landing on me regardless of if they have a pilot or not.

Mora · Post by **Mora** » 2008-02-06 11:13

Well maybe not the best.. but it was the crude round ive ever experienced.

Here take a look..
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Mora · Post by **Mora** » 2008-02-06 11:17

double post :/

Post by **Deadfast** » 2008-02-06 11:55

I just remembered another totally awesome moment.

It was on Fools at the GB bridge (was playing on militia as driver in a T-62).
So, we were trying to push over the bridge, but that, because of the amount of L-ATs, H-ATs, Scimitars and Warriors was quite impossible. Suddenly my gunner (sorry, don't remember the name) saw another Scimitar on the other side.
I took a stead position, he aimed and fired.
As soon as I hear the shot I saw a friendly technical speeding past. Needless to say he dodged the 115mm shell

Gyberg · Post by **Gyberg** » 2008-02-06 12:15

Back in 0.4 our on al fallujah regio (desert storm), our team, the US was pinned down by several support weapons and basically couldn't move any further. So I decide to flank which is almost impossible on that map (it was the flag after the Gate/Valley). Anyway with a huge amount of luck I actually flank around and manage to shoot one guy and knife the three remaining ones. And guess what? As soon as I tell my squaddies my that the area is clear and that we need to push forward a squadmember shoots me full of lead with his SAW, even though I repeatedly tell him over voip that he is hitting me.

Another classic is (as others have mentioned) suppressing an enemy location and having a friendly run into your line of fire.

Pluizert · Post by **Pluizert** » 2008-02-06 14:31

Running into line of fire. And fools who think the red crosses are beautiful women who really need a pick-up!

crudge · Post by **crudge** » 2008-02-06 14:50

some fool on bas IEDed me in a bomb truck

jOHNNYdOUBE · Post by **jOHNNYdOUBE** » 2008-02-06 14:57

And the classic......walking across Kashan Desert for 7 min. to be TK'd just before you reach your squad.

Mastatschief · Post by **Mastatschief** » 2008-02-06 15:43

sometimes i mix up my medibag and rifle shortcuts. not the best idea to leftclick with the rifle in your hands after you revived someone.

or do you know what happens when 3 guys try to knife a rally at the same time?

LordSquiffy · Post by **LordSquiffy** » 2008-02-06 17:21

jOHNNYdOUBE wrote:And the classic......walking across Kashan Desert for 7 min. to be TK'd just before you reach your squad.

Ah, I'm glad thats happened to someone else too.........

TehDutchDude · Post by **TehDutchDude** » 2008-02-06 18:50

Running alongside a ridge only to have an APC to drive over it, landing on my head. Friendly APC ....

Lexus@[gp] · Post by **Lexus@[gp]** » 2008-02-07 09:30

Back in the long distant past when I played vanilla, I was waiting on the carrier for an apache (as most seem to do) when some other guy stood next to me started running into me on the chopper pad. Before I realised what was happening, he pushed me off the edge and into the water.
To add good measure to this, he then headshotted me, just to make certain that I was not getting the chopper before him.
I got my revenge though. I shot him out of the sky with aa when he came back for repairs, and kept doing it the full round every time he came back to the carrier.
I think he got the message in the end that he had pissed me off!
Immature I know, but it made me giggle

Lexus@[gp] · Post by **Lexus@[gp]** » 2008-02-07 09:49

Just remembered the best by far, that didn't involve me directly.
I was playing in a squad on Kashan. My squad was desperate for a lift in a chopper, so we all jumped in a blackhawk. The pilot who was in the chopper was not in our squad and was clearly waiting for the chopper to be full before he took off.
Some guy in our squad (yoda somebody) was getting really annoyed at the wait, so he jumped out, got a pilot kit, then jumped back in and shot the pilot.
The rest of the squad could not believe it, and we told him over voip that he was out of order doing that, and was warned that doing anything like that again would get him kicked from the squad.
About 30 seconds later, a new guy joined the squad. It was the guy who had been tk'ed in the chopper. This yoda character said he was pissed off waiting for some noob so he killed him.
Quick as a flash, the new squad member said, you were bang out of order, and did he have anything to say before he was kicked and banned.
Next thing was a message on the screen saying yoda had been kicked and banned from the server.
The worst thing was that we were left in mid flight with no pilot, needless to say we all died and the admin got six teamkills. None of us minded as the guy had done the right thing by banning this lame brain.

The moral of the story:
Never teamkill on the tactical gamer server, and even more importantly, NEVER EVER TEAMILL AN ADMIN on his own server!
Still makes me laugh now, two weeks after it happened

V4.SKUNK · Post by **V4.SKUNK** » 2008-02-07 13:05

My worst TK in PR would have to be, throwing a grenade!!! But it bounces just above a window!!! Landing in the middle of my squad *ouch*
The worst time i got TK'd is when i spawned "inside" a hummer, while the hummer is moving, a funny glitch and a "WTF" moment....