[List] The moment you really felt like a noob...

Atomhic Bohmb · Post by **Atomhic Bohmb** » 2008-02-18 17:00

I was on Kashan the other day playing in a squad of MEC. We took a supply truck to the bunker compound and as we get to the front gate, still standing, I pull out a c4 charge. I announce over VOIP that i'm dropping it at the gate, however some of my squad mates find it necessary to jump over the wall next to the gate while i'm not looking. I backed up, called clear and set off the charge. At the top left of the screen flashes 3 team kills. They all start moaning over VOIP and chat saying things like "wtf you noob", "learn to squad", etc. I begin to tell them again over VOIP that I told them of the charge and called it as it was about to go, so if they died it was their own fault. About 3/4 of the way into my statement, the SL comes on and says something along the lines of "Atomhic, if you're speaking I can't hear you. If you're not, stop spamming the VOIP button."

I looked down at my mic and the indicator light was on red, indicating that it was off.....

Corpser · Post by **Corpser** » 2008-02-19 22:19

Anyone seen my post about the request for 'different skins' for the command truck? Nuff said.

Atomhic Bohmb · Post by **Atomhic Bohmb** » 2008-02-20 02:15

NickO wrote:Every time I miss with a HAT at a crucial moment?

That's just about everytime for me

Well, not at seriously close range :/

Epim3theus · Post by **Epim3theus** » 2008-02-20 16:06

Just try to shoot someone close with the HAT while laying prone, been there done that.

BabaGurGur · Post by **BabaGurGur** » 2008-02-20 19:57

lol gangster, this maybe project reality but it aint reality!

o.O lol

amilster · Post by **amilster** » 2008-02-21 15:40

I feel like a n00b every time I join a game (witch has happend four times now) especialy yesterday was realy bad when I tried to aim at an enemy tank, had clear sight but was able to miss it twice.
Out of shame I left the squat and started playing patience wicth I am better at

??:

BabaGurGur · Post by **BabaGurGur** » 2008-02-21 19:34

lol.

I liked what u said, made me laugh

ExtremeNoobinator · Post by **ExtremeNoobinator** » 2008-02-22 03:10

When I got one of those MEC transport choppers and slid it across the ground into a taxiing jet.

=SCaitan= · Post by **=SCaitan=** » 2008-02-22 23:32

I prefer driving over engineers who just finished to repair me...actually I never found a good excuse.

MirindoR · Post by **MirindoR** » 2008-03-02 22:47

hey, what will happen if i drive over this empty insurgent car with the support truck?

***BOOM!***

...shoulda known..

Cyrax-Sektor · Post by **Cyrax-Sektor** » 2008-03-05 18:31

Yesterday, playing Insurgency, I put C4 on an Insurgent spawn point. Then I proceed to knife it. It explodes, taking down the four adjacent walls, and sending me flying.

I don't know what was wrong with me then.

Rezza(Ultra$hot) · Post by **Rezza(Ultra$hot)** » 2008-03-05 19:34

The most noobish moment i felt was as we were walking on fools road to train station we walked 1.5 kms when we came close to a hill at train station and we had 2 full squads with were with us but i was the sl and i said sorry guys i forgot the officer kit guys i never heard such yells in the same time and everybody left my squad

that was the moment i felt i was the biggest noob in the whole world but then i had honored myself as the best pilot in alburj that day

KingLorre · Post by **KingLorre** » 2008-03-06 19:35

id kinda wreck the deploy bunker/firebase everytime i use it... xD

jaspercat444 · Post by **jaspercat444** » 2008-03-08 04:43

My moment was in the map Al Kufrah Oilfield, or something like that, and we were the British. I was in a tank with my SL, another guy as the gunner, and me as an Engineer with the .50. Anyway,we drove into one of the Flag areas, and there were a bunch of mines. At the moment, I was talking to somebody and didn't realize the SL was talking to me. By the time I put the headphones back on, the SL was saying "Jasper! Get out of the tank and disarm the mines! Now!" and all I could type into teamspeak (do not have a mic) was "oops..."
Another time, it was in Al Basrah, I was the British Army at their main base. The squad leader was asking something about where we should go next. I didn't know he was talking to me, and another guy was typing "Wow, he's deaf" Then the SL, very desperate, started typing. I still didn't know he was talking to me. And that same guy said "He's blind, too" I dind't figure out he was talking to me until he said my name. Both of them were really embarassing...

SpecterOfWar · Post by **SpecterOfWar** » 2008-03-08 05:33

I had just got done playing vanilla (i know i know, don't chastise me just yet) got into a Gulf of Oman WAC on the Marine side, and the Cobra needed a gunner.....I'm sure you can see where this is going....I run up and just hop in......nuff said....DOH!