[List] The moment you really felt like a noob...

Post by **Mongolian_dude** » 2008-03-08 13:04

Every now and then, I find myself flying an asset and trying to type.
This is no biggie, but when you lag whilst trying to press J, K or L to initiate text, the text bar wont appear.

....Considering that E is a very frequent letter, you might find yourself looking into your own cockpit, from the outside, before plummeting to earth.

...mongol...

Viper5 · Post by **Viper5** » 2008-03-08 13:41

Yesterday on EJOD a LAV tried to play Chicken with a Abrams crewed by Evilhomer + I. He lost, we collided, and then I went to move turret towards a target.

BOOOM

Misfire, the poor LAV never knew what hit em

Guardian[]B()b · Post by **Guardian[]B()b** » 2008-03-13 05:26

any bad TK's of course but I think my worse was on an older map, charging a smoked CP bunker with grenade and full auto and getting 1,2,3 TK's. Seems my squad got there before me,

sunken · Post by **sunken** » 2008-03-14 09:22

jusst got teamswitched and tried to find an desent squad.. found one with realy good players and..

forgott witch team i was on and killed 3 squadmemebers at point blank range.

MadTommy · Post by **MadTommy** » 2008-03-14 09:52

Standing in the middle of my squad... with my left hand slightly misplaced on the keyboard.. rather than having it on WASD it's on ESDF. I instinctively go to side step and pull up my rifle sights.. so what actually happens is I switch weapons to grenade, and then right click.. dropping it at my feet.

I run off screaming in voip grenade! grenade!... when i sheepishly come back most of the squad are missing limbs or splattered far and wide...

??: this has happened more than once.

Jantje|NL^ · Post by **Jantje|NL^** » 2008-03-15 14:19

MadTommy wrote:Standing in the middle of my squad... with my left hand slightly misplaced on the keyboard.. rather than having it on WASD it's on ESDF. I instinctively go to side step and pull up my rifle sights.. so what actually happens is I switch weapons to grenade, and then right click.. dropping it at my feet.

I run off screaming in voip grenade! grenade!... when i sheepishly come back most of the squad are missing limbs or splattered far and wide... ??: this has happened more than once.

hehe

I can see myself doing the same..

FockeWulf_ · Post by **FockeWulf_** » 2008-03-18 05:00

I've been long time wondering why i dont hit with m16+acog, and today i tried to shoot with tip of the triangle, not with tip of the line and got like 10 kills in 3 minutes.I really felt like noob.

Epim3theus · Post by **Epim3theus** » 2008-03-18 11:57

Mine was when i fired a TOW in to the sandbag wall surrounding it fully expecting to blow myself and the TOW up. But i just had to do it, no restraint overcome with the wish to kill someone. Turned out to be myself. Noob wait for it.

MadTommy · Post by **MadTommy** » 2008-03-18 15:38

Just look what i did on Archer!!

YouTube - How not to ambush, PR 0.75 Operation Archer

what a noob!

Wasteland · Post by **Wasteland** » 2008-03-18 16:49

https://www.realitymod.com/forum/f83-su ... oping.html

Only time I've ever been a noob in my entire PR career. Apart from that I'm so leet it scares even myself sometimes.

Eddiereyes909 · Post by **Eddiereyes909** » 2008-03-18 17:08

'[R-MOD wrote:Wasteland;632170']https://www.realitymod.com/forum/f83-su ... oping.html

Only time I've ever been a noob in my entire PR career. Apart from that I'm so leet it scares even myself sometimes.

noob

Well, when i tried to change the maplist on BFCC, it crashed the server then looped the map....

Zeppelin35 · Post by **Zeppelin35** » 2008-03-18 20:09

One time I really felt retarded was when I was on the Desert Oil Field Map (Forgot the name) and I was gunning in a tank. I was looking at the map and I saw we had a friendly tank to the south then five seconds later I looked south and fired thinking it was an enemy tank. Luckly I missed.

Tef · Post by **Tef** » 2008-03-18 23:39

Al kufrah.

Scot · Post by **Scot** » 2008-03-19 23:36

Was playing on EJOD, side switched from US to MEC after playing for ages on US. Got a sniper kit, spawned on the rally, and then saw 5 MEC! just my luck, ran into cover, and sniped 4 of them before realising... ooops... ALSO did the same thing with an AAA

Clypp · Post by **Clypp** » 2008-03-20 12:32

Went commander, made my way across the map in the truck, tried to set up a firebase with one squad...no command post.

MooReZ · Post by **MooReZ** » 2008-03-20 14:30

I always end up shooting my own teammates..

CmdSgtRas · Post by **CmdSgtRas** » 2008-03-24 09:26

I was a total n00b last night. It was embarrassing. According to the Commander I was doing a good job squad leading, but within the squad I sucked hard. To wit:

1. On Road to Kyong'Il I got stuck in the woods with the supply truck (loaded with my squad) and took a wrong turn down the river bank killing my squad and losing the valuable truck.

2. On Zatar Wetlands I left my tank to take out a hidden RP and ended up getting shot before I could get back in, stranding that tank. When the patient crewman drove back to Main to pick me up, I forgot to switch from squad leader to crewman kits and ended up getting killed by the quartermaster in the driver's seat (still easy to forget that I think - the warning should be in the middle of the screen for retards like me).

I've been playing BF2 since it came out and PR since PRMM 0.3 and can still have total noob nights like these!

Neoboy · Post by **Neoboy** » 2008-03-24 22:42

Not really a noob moment, but my mic stopped working tonight for unknown reason and I found myself getting constantly kicked off all those lovely VOIP/Teamwork/Etc squads

Gonna have to pop round the shop tomorrow and get something sort of a mic.

bust331 · Post by **bust331** » 2008-04-09 20:07

.6, Very first time playing.
I had read the manual but not thoroughly and I must have missed the part where it said: You must wait 30 seconds in the helicopters before lifting off.

I joined the "air squad" on Kashan and I ran to the Littlebird, got my pilots kit, and hopped in, I held W and right afterwards I flipped the littlebird on its side and it blew up. I faced some serious ridicule afterwards.

laikiunreal · Post by **laikiunreal** » 2008-04-10 03:29

well it was my first time on a jihad car... left button - (Star wars music is on) awesome a got music! what the right button does??......BOOM!!! 0.o