[List] Best TKs ever performed on you

[Ghent]

Best TK on me? Not sure if this was PR(Is there arty in PR?)probably BF2, but we spent a good 30 minutes trying to take this fort on a hill, finally got it, and Commander called Arty on the fort

Best TK performed by me..
8 of us on TS, One person and I hop in AH-1.I fly , rest of em hop in Black hawk.
I'm already in the air, black hawk is on the ground, I start to go flying towards the flag (slowly) that the black hawk was going to assault, Black hawk pilot starts taking off while I'm over him
"Ok I'm taking off"
"No wait!"
6 Teamkills later, I got the alarm blaring through my headphones, trying to control the cobra, my gunner jumps out, he gets hit by cobra, teamkill number 7, crash 20 seconds later, and banned from that server forever.

[kevlarorc]

Video of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqPKeXNRD8A[/youtube]

[richardaball]

Hi, I will tell you about a TK I performed on my squad. It was at the end of the game with a few tickets remaining so no harm.

I was the pilot of the Merlin Transport Heli on Al Basrah. Fully loaded with my squad ....

Took off and headed high. Then I typed to all, "Guess what???"

After a reply from them asking "what?" I said ... "I am the only one in this thing with a parachute" then exited the Heli.

As I did the heli tilted to the side and started falling away from me, I could see the guys sitting on the side looking at me as they fell to their death. Could just imagine them saying ... isnt that our pilot out there.

They had no choice, well they did, die sitting in a heli or die free falling.

Obviously some of the guys werent too happy but some saw the funny side.

Anyway thats my TK story ...

[ostupidman]

Ok funniest that happened to me was me and a buddy are in a squad and on TS. It's his first week of playing and he has the rifleman AT. We are both hiding in a bush watching an APC pass us. He says he is going to take a shot at the rear. Next thing I know we both blow up...apparently he was laying down with it...and we just went boom.

[Bringerof_D]

back in .6 where you could get ammo off the rucks, i was reloading my AT and the guy backed up...he didnt go anywhere he just backed up an inch enough to kill me and stopped

[Bringerof_D]

Hi, I will tell you about a TK I performed on my squad. It was at the end of the game with a few tickets remaining so no harm.

I was the pilot of the Merlin Transport Heli on Al Basrah. Fully loaded with my squad ....

Took off and headed high. Then I typed to all, "Guess what???"

After a reply from them asking "what?" I said ... "I am the only one in this thing with a parachute" then exited the Heli.

As I did the heli tilted to the side and started falling away from me, I could see the guys sitting on the side looking at me as they fell to their death. Could just imagine them saying ... isnt that our pilot out there.

They had no choice, well they did, die sitting in a heli or die free falling.

Obviously some of the guys werent too happy but some saw the funny side.

Anyway thats my TK story ...

omg lol thats epic

[Cassius]

I ran in a pitched battle to a bunker to place C4 a little surprised noone shot in my direction i ran torwards cover and blew the thing (getting kills in the process) praise from the squad. Afterwards I placed c4 on the remains looked around to make sure noone was there walked away and blew it my back turned to it with 2 teamkills involving my squad popping up.

Boos from the squad

[Teonanacatl]

In basrah, I was reloading on a cache and some nub rocked me in the face. I threw down my only bandage, when I got another rock to the face. So I aimed my rifle and double tapped the SOB. Followed quickly by !vk... and the dumb mfer was kicked and banned in no time flat.

[MaxBooZe]

Being shot at, so I got wounded, Wanted to shoot back almost ready, and then my squads medic jumps infront of me trying to heal me, instant headshot and I got killed by the guy i was shooting at aswell...

[arjan]

Being in a landrover on al basrah, when you want to repair a scimitar but cant break in time.
and you both fly 3000 ft in the air xD.

[=SCaitan=]

Me and a buddy were playing Al Burj and waiting for the next APC to spawn. After a while friend said "I'm gonna fly a little until APC spawns" he went on the carrier deck and hopped into a BH (was .7).
Soon a squad entered his chopper, he took off...and realized his air controls were all screwed up.
Without saying anything he just jumped of and took a bath. No need to say the full BH crashed in the waves.

I just picked him of the water when the APC spawned.

[cannibal23]

we were on zatar wetlands. some guy joined my squad and was messing arround with the transport helicopters. whenever i looked he was off flying and crashing them wasiting our assets. i asked him both over voip and over text to leave them alone and come help the squad. no response. so i kick him from the squad as he is non responsive. well i guess when he got that last heli another squad must have got in with him. you may or may not know this but when your opperating a vehical and you get kicked from your squad you can not opperate the vehical anymore. so his huey and all his passengers crashed in to something and he got the team kills. as i said i feel bad but how could i have known.

[Rapier]

I was parachuting out of the A-10 on Kashan, my teammate in an F-16 comes flying at me, I get hit. That was fun. <3 wumwuts forever.

[SigzLV596]

The morning .7 was released, Kravixon and I were playing on fools road, with ~12 other people. We get in a technical, he's driving. He pulls onto a road, and runs into another pickup that has the other five people on our team in it. Both trucks blow up, killing everyone. Great way to start .7

[CEEBEE501]

hmm
was walking along as a militant with rpg on fools road and was talking with my squad mates and they came and picked me up so i went to say thanks but lucky me it fired the rpg when i said that which passed through the pickup windows and then hit a loaded truck of clan mates following the gun truck

[Bringerof_D]

standing atop of the mosque looking for insurgents and to be purposfully pushed off by your own commander

[MykOnline]

First I have to say I've only played PR once at a friends house and I've been wanting to play for a while because he said it was a great mod...

That being said I found out quickly that transport helis fly faster in PR than regular BF2

Best TK performed on me: I jumped into a transport heli flown by a noob who, after taking off, decides he's going forward to fast and pulls the chopper nose up and crashes into the ground killing everyone onboard.

Best TK I performed: After noob pilots crashing every time I got into a transport I decided I (being an okay BF2 pilot) could fly better than any of them. After a touchy take off a squad asks for extraction and I fly ,faster than I should, to their location and landed on half of them then crashed into a building killing everyone else in the squad.

Later I got better at flying but I left that server out of embarrasment.
(P.S. Sorry)

[Mj Pain]

Not a teamkill but kinda..
In a scimmi on Al Basrah toghether with a newbie driver.
Were outside the village trying to support a squad going for the cache inside the village.
I´m trying to put heat-rounds in the buildings with insurgents but my driver won´t stand still.
I´m asking him to stop the tank since i can´t hit anything and his response is "it`s not a tank"
-Yeah..i know, just stop.
Some of seconds later i spot some more enemies in the buildings and open fire but again my driver starts to move. I´m getting a bit mad know and yell "STOP THE TANK".. he doesn´t.
He desides he´s too far away from the action and starts moving towards village with me on voip going "no stop tank, NOO STOP TANK!
As we cross the bridge i yell " STOP THE FU##ING TANK, PULL BACK!!
The Scimmi stops and my driver jumps out!? Driver:
- I can´t play with you, you´re too rude..
- eh??
I couldn´t belive it..He had left me just outside a village full of insurgents.
2 seconds later i see an insurgent running towards me with IEDs in his hands. I open up on him but his under my line of fire so i can´t hit him...FU## ME.
As i jump to the driverseat, the scimmi blows.
I teamswitched..