[List] Best TKs ever performed on you

[jaspercat444]

Okay, heres a funny one.

I had just Requested the sniper kit on Al Basrah, and was waiting for a LV or the Chopper to pick me up. This guy with a grenadier kit runs up to me and shoots me with a Smoke Grenade. It does some damage, but not too much. He shoots me with a smoke grenade again. I start bleeding, so I throw my bandage on the ground. Apparently not wanting to make a scene by emptying a clip on me, he pulls out his knife and sticks in my chest. Team Kill. He picks up my sniper kit, but he dies because when you pick up a TKed persons kit, you die. I spawn, run over and grab my sniper kit before it dissapears. He's now angry and fires at me, killing me. He picks up my kit and dies. I request the sniper kit, and I get it. He now leaves me alone

Another one, I was messing around in the Main base in Al basrah, and I charged a guy with a knife. I don't actually knife him, but just run towards him with a knife. He shoots me. End of story

[triggerhappY|PR]

was on ramiel a few weeks ago as a civilian, my first time as the 0.8 civi. spawn on a hideout thats next to a cache with most of the INS team and im trying to work out how to request a mortar strike, when i accidentaly call a strike on the hideout and cache. so i quickly tell commander to deny it, but he approves it anyway. mortar wipes out hideout, cache and 8 insurgents. round ends with me and commander swearing at each other on chat

[waldo_ii]

So, I was on the TG server one night and we were playing Jabal Al Burj, skirmish mode (I don't know why). The entire squad was in a cheeful mood, and somehow the conversation led to various unorthodox uses for weapons, and I bring up how the Stinger is an effective anti-infantry rifle. They were all like "Nahh, what? NAhh, you can't control it, the reticle is awful, aaaaa," but I insisted that the rocket shot straight and that the splash damage radius was huge.

So, a bunch of stuff happened, the US was capped back to their last flag, and there was some crazy stuff going on in the water tower. I had grabbed a Stinger kit (end of the round) to both be a maniac and to prove that it was effective. I climb the water tower to see what kind of shenanigans were going down up there (it had ended), and the ticket counts (for both teams, indicated by deaths on the scoreboard) were low, so I decided to use my Stinger. I saw something move, and I fired at it.

Lo and behold, up in the mighty top-left hand corner, "|TGXV| Waldo_II [teamkills] [tag]nameblocked"

There was total silence for the next second or two (Seemed like a dozen), then "Hahahahaha" "Oh my god, holy ****, I am really sorry, dude" "(laughter)" "Oh man, dude, totally my fault, holy-" "(laughter) (something along the lines of "its ok, dude")" "(more aplogies)"

Once the laughter had faded, "See? I told you it was effective"

I still felt like crud.



Edit: Oh wow, I totally missed the "on you" part of the thread title.

Man, I feel like an idiot now.

[chargat]

I think the best TK ever performed on me, allthough accidental, was when my squad and I where in a transport chopper on Muttrah. The pilot, who was in my squad, got teapmswitched (or left, never knew) while we were about 200metres high, and, needless to say, we crashed in the middle of the docks.

For the best TK I ever caused, it was in the same round, and, being new, I didn't know about the "Nether fire your AT weapon above a low wall on top of a building while crouching" yet, and so, when I fired at an enemy APC, I wiped the entire squad out. Quite by chance though, the squad medic survived and healed the whole squad except for me, who actually flew over the wall and landed on the street, in front of the APC.

[TAW_Cutthroat]

Ha ha! Gotta be the time when Hybrid (or however he spells it ) landed on a hillside on Zatar in 0.75, obviously as soon as he took off his helicopter went sideways in the usual PR fail style, and whammed straight into my APC.

TAW_Cutthroat [Teamkills] HybridX
TAW_Cutthroat [Teamkills] Unlucky passenger 1
TAW_Cutthroat [Teamkills] Unlucky passenger 2
TAW_Cutthroat [Teamkills] Unlucky passenger 3
TAW_Cutthroat [Teamkills] Unlucky passenger 4
TAW_Cutthroat [Teamkills] Unlucky passenger 5

Apart from making me look like a noob, it also made me hate him to this day (jk).

How much I hate it when the wrong person gets blamed

Oh, the other one has got to be when Epoch, in all his mighty wisdom :bows down:, turned the gravity to 500 or something rediculous like that, sent us flying up in the air (luckily he warned us to get pilot kits first ) then we were happily parachuting down and he thought he'd turn the gravity to -1000 (no really, -1000), we hit the ground faster than you could say... well, faster than you could open your mouth, resulting in some rather dead brits.

[Dude388]

Was my 5th time playing, I joined the server just as a new map started. I joined a squad and the SL asked me off the bat to get a marksman kit. I agreed and waited for the timer to count down...my fingers hovering ready grab the kit quickly.

We spawned and I went to press T....only to miss and hit Y. Having thought I hit T, I continued to left-click twice, and I succeeded in planting two rounds in my Squad Leaders head as he spawned.

My only thoughts were "Whoops...oh ****"

[McBumLuv]

Happened yesterday :

On Operation Barracuda, my squad was trying to build an FOB on the airport tower. We requested supplies numerous times from a squad member piloting a chopper, only to find out that it was an attack variant. We told him to go grab a transport one for a period of over five minutes, both in VOIP and in chat. Finally his hovering around us giving our position away to potential enemies annoyed the SL so much that he was kicked from the squad.

A salvo of rockets were fired on us, and we all died. Needless to say, intentionally TKing an admin isn't too good of an Idea, and he was kicked from the server.

[evya]

happend in 0.75
in al basrah we were bored of playing insurgency so we played VIP with civilians as vips/enemy pilots
in the second attempt to do it me, 5 more and two civi were in a building, 4 were stay with the civy to make sure he dont go away one man cover from another building i think and i put an IED inside to make sure.
after ten minutes GB come, suddenly they decide to explode the place, killing some of the peoples there, and then my IED suddenly go kaboom :O killing the left 2 mens there its more funny as i didnt click on the button, actully the cellphone was still in my hand

[Shadow51585]

Happened the other night actually on Fools Road.

We're on GB and are crewing an APC. We're just north of the bridge out of the GB main, but are not fully in the village yet. It was damaged because the Militia were up the road, so we had our whole squad around it with 3 of us repairing, 2 as crew, and the officer starting to move towards the hill to look.

Out of nowhere, a TOW from across the bridge hits us and takes out the entire squad. Apparantly a new player did not yet understand that vehicles were TEAM LOCKED and thought we were Militia and were trying to steal it.....

o.O

[$pyker]

i request ammo from a guy 5 times he does nothing, i then shoot at his feet once to get his attention, he immediately turns around and full autos me with a G3 then says sorry ????

[Guardian[]B()b]

well - best I ever performed on someone else, on Kashan Texas Teamplayers last night.
SL was in the lead tank 30 meters ahead of ours and as he crests a low ridge he yells enemy armor ahead ! We hit the top of the ridge and I see an AA on the higher ridge and yell at the gunner "AA - 320 high ridge !" The gunner quickly takes him out in one shot only it was a TK sorry whoever you were we felt really bad...

[LRB_M1A]

Having a shot down Little Bird land on me...

And the classic me hiding in a building and seeing a teamchat message "I think there is a guy in that building... Throw your nades!"

[dagoober]

one time on ramiel i was on the us team and requested an automatic rifleman kit because my squad needed it. then this tard comes up and says "go scuicide and give me that kit or i'll kill you because you are a noob" i was like "wtf" so i get in the humve with my squad and this guy jumps in and wont get out so 2 squad members had to be left behind. then wen we got out i was covering a street and this guy kept standing 3 feet infront of me saying "now you cant shoot without killing me you noob" so i get up and cover another street, he does the same thing. then a squad of insurgents pop out infront of me about 80 meters away. so im like aww screw this guy and i shoot him and kill 5 of the insurgents. then he says "hey admins this guy blatantly tamkilled me! ban him now!" so i was like "dude you wouldent get out of my way wen i told you to like 5 times!" then the admins banned me for a blatant teamkill.
so all admins IF YOU DONT SEE IT DONT BAN IT!

[Guardian[]B()b]

Having a shot down Little Bird land on me...

Ah reminded me - 2 weeks back on Mutrah2, our MEC squad is holding out in one of the buildings near west city. we are spread out on various floors when all of a sudden BAM and we get blasted,
3 or 4 TK's go up on the screen we are all WTF ?!?
The TKer texts he had just shot down the attack chopper and it fell onto our building -
We forgave,

[Dempsey]

i request ammo from a guy 5 times he does nothing, i then shoot at his feet once to get his attention, he immediately turns around and full autos me with a G3 then says sorry ????

Thats your own fault.













last night, one of the Eagle clan wanted his own way, i had clearly being waiting since the start of the round for a chopper to fly, i get it, he shoots me out of it. 5 minutes later im waiting for another, he comes and lands directly on me!!!!

[DankE_SPB]

once i was killed by AA kit, i was on the ground, he was in heli. He shot me down with his tube OMG chopper and me were moving but he didnt miss

[Lt Mic]

once i was us Squad leader in Muttrah city our sq lost rp near east city center so i ordered rest to hide and join me at one of the roof top's.I got up at roof and use my binocs to spot Mec at east city center when our choper (transport huey with rest of my sq which died after loseing rp) killed me with his(it's) rotor while it was landing at the street... {sory for probably very bad English}

[Caboosehatesbabies]

B()b;839298']Ah reminded me - 2 weeks back on Mutrah2, our MEC squad is holding out in one of the buildings near west city. we are spread out on various floors when all of a sudden BAM and we get blasted,
3 or 4 TK's go up on the screen we are all WTF ?!?
The TKer texts he had just shot down the attack chopper and it fell onto our building -
We forgave,

I think it's so awesome when chopper wrecks keep coming at you when they get shot down. Have had several close calls like that.

[WildBill1337]

the best TK i commited was a classic movie scene:

i fired my AA missile at an enemy huey, but the huey dropped flares......one of the flares landed on a friendly squad.......need i explain more?