[List] Best TKs ever performed on you

[WildBill1337]

one time on ramiel i was on the us team and requested an automatic rifleman kit because my squad needed it. then this tard comes up and says "go scuicide and give me that kit or i'll kill you because you are a noob" i was like "wtf" so i get in the humve with my squad and this guy jumps in and wont get out so 2 squad members had to be left behind. then wen we got out i was covering a street and this guy kept standing 3 feet infront of me saying "now you cant shoot without killing me you noob" so i get up and cover another street, he does the same thing. then a squad of insurgents pop out infront of me about 80 meters away. so im like aww screw this guy and i shoot him and kill 5 of the insurgents. then he says "hey admins this guy blatantly tamkilled me! ban him now!" so i was like "dude you wouldent get out of my way wen i told you to like 5 times!" then the admins banned me for a blatant teamkill.
so all admins IF YOU DONT SEE IT DONT BAN IT!

some admins can be real tards.

[victor_phx]

Al Basrah. I was gunning in a british APC along with a fine driver; we stood around the outskirts of the town, having avoided several RPGs, IEDs and threats in general. I just had a great feeling about that, since I had killed more than 40 and had 0 deaths until then!

But that was until we were turning the APC around to get a better spot and hear the loud noise of a missile coming straight to us! "RPG", I thought.

BANG... "You were teamkilled, blablabla". I got shot from aprox 300m with a Heavy AT: one of the best projectile firing I've ever seen! It was just beautiful, pretty much like the teamkiller's excuse, after hearing our complaints: "You moved in front of the missile, what can I do?"

[martov]

I wanted to knife a hacker/cheater just for fun, he could kick people from a squad not beeng a squad leader.. tried to stab him in operation barracuda, at the carrier. killed 2 friendlies by "headstab" on a single click, none of those was the hacker.

[Tomato-Rifle]

It was kashan, i was flying the mig. there was an enemy blackhawk by south village, and i went to strafe it. I shot 3 missiles but the helo dropped flairs. So one missile killed it, but the other two went into 2 other MEC transport chopper west of him... failure

[Alex6714]

It was kashan, i was flying the mig. there was an enemy blackhawk by south village, and i went to strafe it. I shot 3 missiles but the helo dropped flairs. So one missile killed it, but the other two went into 2 other MEC transport chopper west of him... failure

I saw a similar thing. I looked on the map and saw a blackhawk landing at south village. I looked in the sky and saw 2 cows in my visual range.

Then the wooossshhh of an F16, that fired 1 missile, it went towards one cow, missed, onto the next one, missed and then the BH disappeared off the map and teamkills came up.

Epic sight from the ground watching that missile dodge everything but the friendly chopper.

[CareBear]

on kashan looking up at the sky seeing enemy trans helin going in for a landing descending very slowly, meaning enemy just over the next rise, so we huffing it up and over to try catch them before they can get in their cow

suddenlly see the cow plummet to the ground with flares spraying all over, hear the woosh and guns of our f-16 and the eplosion of the cow

i look up at the destroyed cow and see a flare heading striaght for me.... shit and theres a rocket behind!!!!!


black screen....

[Scot]

Wasn't strictly on me, however in a testing session with the R-Communists, Me and Eddie were in an Apache and Strima was in the Havoc, we one way or another crashed, fell out of the sky on the UN Merlin beneath us XD

[VoXiNaTiOn]

LMAO, wish I was there!

[Cheesygoodness]

Best TK ever preformed on me... Hrm.. It was an insurgency map. I was in a squad with Gunny and Commando101 and I believe Viglen. Well we found a well on the map and said "I wonder if its deep." So me and Gunny and Commando hopped in the well along with someone I forget. (I haven't played with him since.) Well apparently four people aren't designed to fit into this well. So we managed to get stuck inside it. (Yes. We got stuck down a well...) Anyway after much effort our squad leader decided to kill one of us to unstick the rest... That failed. Finally we went with the ol' grenade drop in the well and four bodies go flying into the air! (I jumped back in after the TK failed and I respawned.)

Lesson learned? When little Timmy is stuck in a well? Drop a M67 down it. It'll flush him out.

[McBumLuv]

^^^HAHAHA

Lesson learned? When little Timmy is stuck in a well? Drop a M67 down it. It'll flush him out.

That's quotable stuff there.

[Cptkanito]

I accidentally flew too close to the runway on kashan, so some guy thought it was funny for an intentional teamkill so he jumped on the runway causing me to just plough into him in mid-flight.

[CarnivorousVulgaris]

last week: Operation Archer, near the mosque. A 405m 203 grenadeshot into the mountainside, just to hit my squady marksman. I was so happy that i had hit a target at 405m, that i forgot to apologize.

[Aranykai]

I was on the militia team assaulting a British held hilltop estate. We were some way out still and could see British troops crawling all over the buildings, so I requested an friendly tank nearby put a few heat rounds into it. Three or four rounds smash into the various buildings and the tank stops firing. I thank him for his effort and tell him to hold his fire now that we were moving in. 10 seconds later, a heat round takes out me and three squad mates

[Proff3ssorXman]

On Ramiel, me and a squadmate were crewing the Stryker. I was on the .50cal and he was driving. We were on the run after taking several RPG hits, and we eneded up in this back alley near the mosque. There were all these piles of stuff on the ground and we turned at speed right over the crest of this mound. The Stryker starts to tip, 2 wheels in the air, my driver informs me that we might flip and have to bail. Unfortunately, I mistook this to think that we were to far over and had already flipped, so bail out now...

I bailed and the Stryker landed on top of me with my driver getting the TK.

Lesson learnt; Always wait for the vehicle to come to a complete stop before exiting.

[Nouniquenicks]

I was leading a squad of 4 guys inc. me.

We were walking through the hills in Kashan and saw a Sniper/Spec Ops... the pilot in my squad asked if he could take them out with his MG, so we all went prone and I put a move marker on the recon crew... at least I thought I did.

We turn behind us and see the MIG line up, I look back to watch the recon guys but then realize the mark was actually on the ground in front of us, not on the Sniper... everyone in the squad was over VOIP trying to get the pilot to pull out, but it was too late... it's pretty cool watching your own jet line up and strafe you

[@bsurd]

I was leading a squad of 4 guys inc. me.

We were walking through the hills in Kashan and saw a Sniper/Spec Ops... the pilot in my squad asked if he could take them out with his MG, so we all went prone and I put a move marker on the recon crew... at least I thought I did.

We turn behind us and see the MIG line up, I look back to watch the recon guys but then realize the mark was actually on the ground in front of us, not on the Sniper... everyone in the squad was over VOIP trying to get the pilot to pull out, but it was too late... it's pretty cool watching your own jet line up and strafe you

ha ha, the same not happend to me, but i could watch it throu my tank vision

I only think wtf this pilot do? but then i read in chat that it was the SL fault... The pilot only wonders why he got 5 tk´s in a row

I FF a sniper on Muttrah. Place a marker, but @ the wrong place so i dont recognice thats a friendly buddy. I aimed (me hills, he on Hotel Roof @ Muttrah.)

907 m, first shoot and i killed him, was happy for one sec, then i see the tk report... Was very sorry !

[TH3pilot]

i was TKed by wumwuts. that was the best tk they did on me

[MarshalTecor]

i was TKed by wumwuts. that was the best tk they did on me

that kid is always TKing i swear. Iv been his victim a couple of times.


Best TK that iv ever done was on a Muttrah with only 3 other people on my team (US). We were all just fooling about talkin in VOIP and were all having a lil fight around the ship.

When one person decided to take the cobra for a spin, wile the engines were warming up he didnt notice but the other 2 lads surrounded him and jumped up onto both sides above the missles. I then grabbed a littlebird and managed to land it on top of him without him noticing. I did this just for a lil added dramatisation. He still wasnt trying to take off (i think he was afk for a min)

I then went and the huey and went out to sea and turned and faced him. I then went right under the Cobra pad. My intention was to be for me to spring up and surprise him just as he was taking off, hopefully making him ram into me

He started trying to take off. The littlebird confused him a bit when it fell off in front of him. It clipped my rotor and made my huey go straight backwards. I adjusted to go forward a lil too much and ended up going into a dive straight towards the Cobra.

What happened next was brilliant. Went straight into the cobra, it blew up. The two guys on the sides of the cobra went flying. I got them all XD
We were all laughing our tits off on VOIP.

[PlaynCool]

On kashan someone tryied to do a parachute jump from the heli hoverin around the south village flag we where capturing, he had no parachute and he felt on me !Then i was WTF !!