[AAR] Playing with Smacktards

[Mindtech]

Now, I've had a guy called Racoon in my squad, but I can't remember if this was the guy. Basic rule for me has become: Kids are not allowed.

I was SL and we were on this map that I actually hate... It's the Brits against the Chinese, wooded aread, with rivers, and like an island in the middle. The Brits come from North.
We're were at a flag to the west, having met quite a bit of resistance, and waiting for another squad to capture this other flag, so we can grab this one. Accord to the map things were working out.
However, there is this kid in my squad. I seriously had no idea what he was talking about. He sounded like he had bread in his mouth, and he just kept talking. And kept requesting medic, even though HE was the medic. He was not helping the squad at all. We were hanging around this flag, hiding in bushes and behind logs, but he was walking all over the place. And could not shut up. What can I say? I felt sorry for him.
Whenever the enemy appeared, we'd shoot them, but usually some of us were wounded - and then the kid was nowhere to be found. People went "medic" and he would go, with his mouth full of self-rightious indignation and gruel: "I'm healing myself." He said this 3 or 4 times, and would run 50 meters north to do so.
So finally, after the kid says yet another blurry thing, I go: "Hey, I'm sorry, I can't make out a word you're saying."
And this other guy in the squad goes "Yeah, me neither." And the kid goes "what" in this really thick British accent. I asked him to speak more clearly, which made him go "Izzibetta", mouth full of bread. He sounded like Cartman, only from the scummiest, fattest part of Britain.
Now, I'm on the brink of kicking this guy, but the round is almost over, we're losing, and I think, okay, he's going to join another squad next round. Fine. Then the sirens go "weeee", you know, and the kid holds down B and goes EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*click*, I kicked the guy. He rejoined. I kicked him again and locked the squad.
On the next map, he joined my squad again. I kicked him, he rejoined. He said "WHY WHY??" and I said "go bother someone else."
I saw him texting the rest of the round. Stuff like: "This helicopter is mine." "Leave." "Get out. It's mine."

[=(DK)=stoffen_tacticalsup]

This type of person is somehow becoming the mainstay of pubbers on some servers. PR really ought to have some sort of tutorial system so that, vanilla noobs like him, can at least know how to use assets (mostly those that fly). 12 yearolds with shreiking voices are the achilles heal of PR. the guy that grabs the HAT and assaults Dam alone. The guy who rolls over the attack huey followed by the cobra on Muttrah.

I allways give people a chance, but they get that one only. As soon as someone behaves like a retard = kick.

[Epim3theus]

You know it is possible to mute their voip? I ve started doing this the last couple of weeks. Because 2300 Europe time apperently is when schools out in the US, and i hate to say it but those american boys can be the whiniest out there with the most anoying voice.
If they are 200 metres away from me and insists on whining over and over that he needs a medic, omg, i'm sertainly not going there unless its to shoot them.

[MarshalTecor]

Some of the americans that play this game are soooo annoying its unreal!
Always cockin up the game for everyone else!

[Portable.Cougar]

Press tab

Right click

Left click on mamnage

Find their name

Click the box next to their name.

Now you cant hear them any more.

[IAJTHOMAS]

Some of the americans that play this game are soooo annoying its unreal!
Always cockin up the game for everyone else!

Its harldy confined to any one nationality ...

[Cobhris]

Some of the americans that play this game are soooo annoying its unreal!
Always cockin up the game for everyone else!

It's not Americans only, although I do run into more American noobs than from anywhere else (mostly because I play American/English-speaking servers). I have seen a British noob before.

Usually, I just do what I'm good at, listen to SL orders, and focus on the objective. The only time I'll TK someone is out of self defense; if you shoot me on purpose, I will shoot back. Happened on my first round, some guy in the US base on Kashan thought it would be funny to kill the other soldiers on his team, so he starts shooting everyone. When he nearly hits me, I say to myself "screw this" and shoot him in the face.