[List] dumb things that happened to you

[waldo_ii]

Flipped a T90. Upon my suggestion, my driver drove straight off a 60 degree hill. We didn't notice until it was too late that there was a tree in the way. As soon as we saw it, we got the Black Screen of Death. Our squadmates, at the base of the hill, told us we flipped it. Later, we took an APC to investigate.


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[xXbrick84Xx]

Was a squad leader on Al Basrah, number one squad too. I was building a firebase a little ways outside the main city. Suddenly, we started taking heavy fire from all directions, technicals, rpg's, the whole shebang. After about 10 minutes of fighting we finally pushed them back. While everyone is cheering and celebrating and ooohing and aaahing, I look up only to see the fateful big red semi only meters away.......

[Spartan0189]

When I was on Muttrah, running around with the ever so vital Automatic Rifleman kit, I was ran over by a crazy MEC Truck... He kept on camping around corners, and we didnt have any Rifleman ATs nor Heavy ATs.

Quite saddening.

[Yrkidding]

A while ago I was gunning a tank on Kozelsk and i was doing good until we got into one of the bunker areas. My squad took fire from behind us and i see 3 guys from the same direction i load a heat shell and fire. tked 3 guys but wait that's not it.... 2 of them punished and the server limit was three soooo i was lucky. 20 seconds later i was looking at a bunker that i had just fired a shell into with an enemy squad and took most of them out. Then one guy pops his head out with an AT kit. Panicking i fire the shot...... he punished and the server kicked me. I didn't rejoin.

[Cheditor]

Was on operation Archer and someone was driving Big Red, they went up the ditch, not the road for some reason, and flipped it. I got out of my technical to investigate it. The guy then grabs my technical and rams big red back onto its wheels.

[Teufel Eldritch]

Was playing on a Insurgent map as a US Medic & was killed. Was revived but revived with a non-Medic kit. As my squad was moving foward I was picking up Insurgent kits looking for a Medic kit. In the process I managed to kill 2 Insurgents walking past me because they thought I was on their team. However I was killed by -my own team- 4 times thinking I was the enemy. Hooray for Haji turbans! lol

[bloodthirsty_viking]

i was on karbala alone in a squad, all other squads were locked wth 3 ppl in it....
i go arround and flank to try and find some caches before our team finds theme, i secure most of the villiage, and move to the city, i secure the city, and it turns out that the villiage had a cach in it... in the 1 building i dident secure....

[TF6049]

1. Getting kicked by PB to lose my sniper

2. Getting kicked by PB just as I'm about to get a jet

3. Getting kicked by PB just as I'm about to get a helicopter

Some of them...all true and separate incidents

[xXbrick84Xx]

Was playing on EJOD desert and was MEC, I had a rifleman AT kit. I look off and see an enemy firebase being constructed, I sprint over there seeing that the American building it was on the other side of the firebase, when suddenly I see an enemy truck in the distance driving towards the firebase, I pull out my LAT and shoot it, killing it and everything inside, I then start heading back towards the firebase. I walk right up to the guy, who is laying down with his shovel and doesn't even notice me, and pull out my knife I get close enough to kill him with my knife and suddenly I get TK'd . . . . .

[Agent Parker]

Accidently requested a LAT kit (mouse glitched, I wanted a gren) on falluja. Then I see 2-3 pixel guys running across a street. I check map, see one of my teammates in the area, so I think The group I see is a bunch of ins. I aim, shoot.
Killed one of my teammates AND a civi.

[Agent Parker]

Accidently requested a LAT kit (mouse glitched, I wanted a gren) on falluja. Then I see 2-3 pixel guys running across a street. I check map, see one of my teammates in the area, so I think The group I see is a bunch of ins. I aim, shoot.
Killed one of my teammates AND a civi.


Another one. Was flying a heli on archer. Just when I was getting back to base for repairs, I hear a loud hiss and see a AA rocket fly straight at me. Suddenly a lagspkike..
Next thing I see is my heli banked over 50 degrees, which causes the AA to miss me by like 1m. Lagspike saved my ***.

[(Ltn)Ghost]

Playing in Al Kashran oil fields. Me and the rest of the squad were on a small hill trying to pick off enemies at oil storage when we started to hear enemy apc coming closer and closer. Suddenly the vehicle came onto the hill right in front of us, drove over our rallypoint with its left wheels and flipped upside down. First time I've seen a rallypoint take out an apc.. And then we got mowed down by a mob of angry mec infantry forced to walk.

Also, on the same round our squad drove in a humvee to oil storage, as soon as we stopped, got hit on the rear by an enemy supply truck causing the humvee to do a flip and end upside down next to some oil barrels. We were all sitting inside the car while it happened.

[theiceman]

18. On muttrah and i was a sniper on top of hotel, get shot at, jump and now i am perched wierdly on the side of hotel. Try to jump back onto the building, failing and falling 2 the ground. SPLAT!!!

19. As i am bleeding out, " medic where r u!!!"

"i am right here, but the medic pack isnt working, it is not being thrown outa my hands."

[ma21212]

20. patroling in Mestinia with a whole squad and being SL and point man at same time then seeing a flash of green then black which came from a Chek that my whole suqad saw (but not me) 10 seconds before he shot and not sayin anything

[Freelance_Commando]

94. being a crafty medic and using my napalm grenades to destroy the enemy crates we had captured as we overran the enemy. One of my squadies lays down next to the create to get some cover, before it explodes in a cloud of junk. I wish I could have seen his face

95. In Muttrah City around MEC base. Squad is regrouping and finding a vehicle. I get gunned down by a sneaky engineer. Respawning, I enact beautiful vengence on him, only to see the SLAMS littered all around me and on the vehicles. I warn my squad and we take cover, only to see another squad leader jump in a rigged Vodnik and drive away. BOOM

[Galliruler]

96. I was on Muttrah, and the US Hueys were doing fly-bys, and one of my squad mates had perched on a building, spotting for our infantry on the ground. He had the AA kit, and he locked onto a Huey. He fired. The helicopter pitched torwards me, and flared. The AA missile shot straight for the flare, missed, and impacted with my face. Both sides laughed for around, five matches.

[Stryker Machine]

97. This incident occured whilst playing Insurgency on Operation Archer. Half way through the Round, me and my squad ( Codename: FORTRESS) setup a rally within the FORTRESS Compound, and where getting pinned down by i think an insurgency technical, which was pitched in the village area, north. For some reason we were shooting targets from over 300 m;s away, and had to resupply as the Insurgents were advancing in on FORTRESS. The SL asks for a supply drop ASAP. 2 minutes later two choppers arrive, they both drop supply crates, which landed straight onto two squadies. The 2nd chopper which is above the 1st one loses control and crashes into the other helicopter, killing themselves and another squadie. Tnaks for the resupplyment guys !

98. Im not sure which map this was on, but i do know it was between the russians and the rebels. Ok Squad 7 ( The APC ) starts out at Main, and i forward myself to be the driver, so i go around to the side of the APC and press E. Unfortunately the APC was right next to the Command Center and as i was confussed, as i thought i was in the APC, i died. This also happened to the gunner, he aslo died.
Finally we start heading off, we took the ' scenery route ' as our SL sisn't want us to get ambushed and mined. It was an uphill struggle ( literally ) and i ended up flipping it and killing myself, but the rest of the squad survived.

99. Same round, different scenario. Later on in the round the whole squad gets whipped out and we all respawn at Main, we again get an APC, me as the driver, and head off along the main road. Everything was going fine, occasionaly stopping and watching for mine's and ambushes. SL told me to ' get a move on ' as Squad 2 were in need of reinforcements, so we gathered speed. All of a sudden the gunner shouted ' MINE !!!! ' I immediately started slowing down, i could see the mine, and we very very slowly rolled over it whipping the whole squad out. It was unfortunate that me and my gunner saw the mine at the last minute, i ended up getting kicked form the squad, it was a very bad day for me, driving wise.

[[S4C]Solo]

100. On al basrah , the british had piled into apcs and were about to cross a road when they noticed htere were tank traps, all the troops got out of the apc's cept one crew. they backed up and drove full speed at the barrier. Some glitch happened and that apc literaly flew 300 meters in the air, hit a chopper, the chopper exploded, and both fell back to earth, killing the entire team, like 3 squads. i was like 300 meters away as an insurgent, but i saw the apc fly into the air above the rooftops, and then rushed to the scene to find every single british dead. We won that round.

[heyjoe]

101. muttrah city, im pilot of cobra. i got locked and two stingers lunched at me from MEC FB on ship, i make a tight turn in atemp to avoid them and crash into huey that was flying behind me.

102. battle of quinling. british. i man a mobile aa on the south end of map. i get lock on enemy jet and fire 2 rockets. after few seconds i am punnished for multiple TK . i ask what heppened?
pissed of teammates say that an apache and a merlyn with squad onbord r shot down as they lifted off main.

103. on carrier. seconds after i get my sniper kit a failed huey takeoff atemp ending in me and a teammate lying dead under a smoking reck.
to express my appreciation to the pilot, i wright in chat that he shouldnt fly anything bigger than a "kite" on PR before attending a training server - and forget about it.
but as english is not my first language i confuse the words "kite" and kike".
being jewish myself, as i see complains about racism i think yeah admins should kick this guy. .
only realized that i wrote the wrong word few minutes later...

[SkaterCrush]

"i am right here, but the medic pack isnt working, it is not being thrown outa my hands."

That made me cry it was so funny

104. My squad is in a convoy on Archer, with another squad our SL is in contact with over mumbled or something. Anyways, we've got a fully loaded humvee, a humvee with 3 people in it and 2 fully loaded logistics trucks. We we're a bit south of airfield, where you're sort of driving in canyons. I went "You know what would be so funny right now, if Big Red just started flying towards us like a jet...." Exactly 5 seconds later I look up (from the gunner in the partially loaded humvee) and watch a big red object comes from over one of the canyon walls, eclipse the sun, land on a logistics truck, detonate and takes out the whole convoy....