[List] What was your funniest kill/moment?

Alex6714 · Post by **Alex6714** » 2008-03-09 19:51

Putting 2 holes into the runway on kashan with the A-10, just as a mig powered down the runway into them, at the same time the F-16 decided to ram the mig.

UndeadComrade · Post by **UndeadComrade** » 2008-03-21 18:08

When playing Quinling I went Spec ops as the chinese found myself a 4 wheeler Started to drive in the country side when i noticed a empty Merlin(Cost: 27 million) and just a bit off i could see a group of brits and a pilot planning a ambush (i know that because some guy ran onto the road and placed mines and they had a sniper and a auto rifle and a light rocket) so i ran to the merlin knowing its capability for you to walk on the inside of it and i hid in the cockpit waited i heard a explosion then a pilot, co-pilot and the rest of them didnt count because i was hiding got in waited about 15 secs popped the pilot then the co-pilot quickly before they realized what happend jumped in the back and killed the rest of them

Result: Priceless

Post by **Airsoft** » 2008-03-21 19:05

on battlearena, i made a civy squad and we started prey on armor and jumped on top throwing rocks at it, until the crewman hopped out and chased after us, 1 of the insurgents killed him.

UndeadComrade · Post by **UndeadComrade** » 2008-03-21 23:56

UndeadComrade wrote:When playing Quinling I went Spec ops as the chinese found myself a 4 wheeler Started to drive in the country side when i noticed a empty Merlin and just a bit off i could see a group of brits and a pilot planning a ambush (i know that because some guy ran onto the road and placed mines and they had a sniper and a auto rifle and a light rocket) so i ran to the merlin knowing its capability for you to walk on the inside of it and i hid in the cockpit waited i heard a explosion then a pilot, co-pilot and the rest of them didnt count because i was hiding got in waited about 15 secs popped the pilot then the co-pilot quickly before they realized what happend jumped in the back and killed the rest of them

Result: Priceless

Did anybody even read this it is hilarious

Reddish Red · Post by **Reddish Red** » 2008-03-22 09:19

UndeadComrade wrote:Did anybody even read this it is hilarious

Thats the second time youve told people to read your posts. We know, we just don't want to boost your ego.

UndeadComrade · Post by **UndeadComrade** » 2008-03-22 15:07

I have another Story

While playing on the TG server i was in a squad with Dirti while waiting for heli air base to be capped so he was tellin storys of his childhood like how he was the king of rock and killed hitler invented the first car.ect so we where in a technical and he decided to tell us how he made the technical heres how it went

Dirti: i made the technical so if anyone jumps out they die because how fast we go
Me: Oh crist his storys agian
Dirti(after finishin tech story): now for the story of how i killed the japenese President of WW2 when only 9 days old
Me

h crist
And then i decided to take my life and jumped out of the technical me and my friends and the rest of my squad were laughin like hell for about 5 minutes

gclark03 · Post by **gclark03** » 2008-03-22 16:26

I was playing on Qwai as an Engineer, walking from the rally with my SL when a 2-man HMMWV casually drove up to us and tried to tear us to pieces with its .50 cal. The stream of bullets took the SL by surprise and killed him, but I managed to leap down the nearest ridge and 'escape'.

Seconds later, the same HMMWV drove down the ridge and into the field. The trigger-happy gunner almost hit me a few times while I tried to return fire with my assault rifle, when I said to myself: why waste a perfectly good shotgun?

Desperately, I whipped the shotgun out and fired wildly. The .50 cal gunner and I battled it out for a few seconds until I heard a scream of pain - the slug had made its mark, and ventilated the poor American's skull.

Alas, just as I savored my moment of victory, the driver ran me over and went on his way. So, now that you know what that shotgun can do, would you rather use it for door breaching or skull breaching?

3===SPECTER===3 · Post by **3===SPECTER===3** » 2008-03-23 00:48

I shot a Cobra with an RPG and as it falls, a littlebird flies under it and gets blown up in the collision.

Alex6714 · Post by **Alex6714** » 2008-03-23 00:56

Parachuted out of the Havok on the training map today. Only to have it fall on top and crush me while falling.

pyro_fox_hunter · Post by **pyro_fox_hunter** » 2008-03-26 00:28

I hop into a jihad car and drive off the island in the direction of the pipelines around Al Basrah to blow up a British apc. while passing by the town, 50.cal tracers fly above the car and several strafe the car, I turn into a road and do a u-turn only to see a 2 manned British rover, now I was chasing the rover and the British car was driving backwards like the devil was after 'em and I blew the guys up.

me: ALLAH AKUBAH!!!!
driver:S***
gunner:sorry i had to reload
driver: yeah that guy was dam
me:

yes, I have bad english

terenz · Post by **terenz** » 2008-03-27 05:38

i lead a squad of total 4 man, walking south-east of helicopter base in Fools Road. We had few tickets left do good with before losing. We knew about an enemy spawn point up a hill and i thought fuck it. "get out your grenades and throw em the hell out on that hill!"

So 4 man throwing 2-3 nades each, and so i heard explosions, screaming and spontanious bursts from rifles on the hill, killing 5 guys in the chaos, just before losing

Sgt1_Jackson · Post by **Sgt1_Jackson** » 2008-03-27 08:37

Yesterday was 1 guy in A10 @ US main base keep saying all the time 'Im gonna pwn you all!' so i said 'Im @ the hill in front of your main base!' when he was in air he was flying straight to me, i shot him with AP right in his nose! he said 'Damn hacker! im gonna report u!' so know you know, never say something like that, cause i will shot you with my tank =]

Tef · Post by **Tef** » 2008-03-27 22:49

HAHAHA nubs in A10's. I can't fly for **** but at least I don't waste assets.

Fatal-M · Post by **Fatal-M** » 2008-04-06 19:30

well i usualy play with my best friend on PR , so i just love to TK him !!! i dont know why , but i love so hard when i do it

, i just take the knife , distract him and stab him from behind !! and there he goes , waaaaaaaaaaaaaah

, i one Tk'd him twice and the 2 bodies were next to each other and took a picture of that

Sgt.North · Post by **Sgt.North** » 2008-04-08 00:11

As a Brit sniper on Fools Road, snuck up on a pair of militia (sniper and marksman) to the west of warehouse and knifed them in the back... didnt want to shoot as surrounded by about 2 squads of enemy.... then managed to Exfil all the way back to river, then took up position onn the hill to the south east and sniped about 10 enemy before i got TK'd by a grenadier who must of thought i was enemy, or who had a mate who wanted the sniper kit

fullkontact · Post by **fullkontact** » 2008-04-08 00:44

best moment in PR so far

Standing on the edge of a large cliff like hill on the map with the hill top mansion place... don't know the names yet

Anyway, rebel truck full of players see me and decide to try and run me over. I step out the way, truck goes flying over the side and most of them tried to bail out. Dead rebels, best part was the truck was left with just a driver who hit a tree

drunkenpreacher · Post by **drunkenpreacher** » 2008-04-08 20:38

OK so in the desert we were a tank devision. Doing quite well for a good hour or so until we get raped by the feshly spawned US tanks and apache who must have had enough of us gettin them one at a time and paired up, also the sheer lack of communication from the team as a whole, but anyways...only 2 died, rest of us legged it in a frenzy of smoke and fire.
Falling back to north bunker we hold up on the roof top to get exfiled back to base. I had my officer kit out and got on the binos to keep an eye on the ones that got us. We notice that 1 tank is on the map n heading northeast and we get him onto the team so we can get comms wif him. we direct him up the map and after a few mins we hav a visual on him.
Slowly we direct his path further north and then kindly point out that both enemy tanks r over the ridge. Guiding him over he sits off behind the first and KABLAMOO.
Second tank is unaware of what has happened for some reason so we giude him to the second. He just sits there staring at the tank till the driver pops up on the gun turret to look round. Seeing our tank and Freaking out he just leggs it fom the tank, leaving gunner to be destroyed in a beautiful spectacle of fire.
We had a sniper take care of the coward lol...

I love teamwork that pays off.

ps. my avitar is a pic of that incident. our tank is just to the top left of the marker, US tank is below it.

Shadow51585 · Post by **Shadow51585** » 2008-04-08 20:51

When you spawned, you fell straight to the ground and died. >.<

ghost-stalker · Post by **ghost-stalker** » 2008-04-11 07:34

My funniest kill was as an insurgent on Al Basrah. I was a cell leader and was laying beside the main road with my bbinos out when this brit ran round the corner. He saw me and thought i was a civilian so pulled his knife out, i started running but then crouched, turned round, whipped out my AK and nailed him with a burst in his face. I was laughing so hard after that!

Leo · Post by **Leo** » 2008-04-11 14:31

On Qwai, I have the support gun, and am covering friendlies, suddenly this sniper starts running at me with a knife. At first I thought it was a friendly, so I jogged backwards away from him while he chased me with his knife. After 7-10 secs of looking at him, I open up and kill him.

Why didn't he just shoot me?