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Re: [List] dumb things that happened to you
Posted: 2009-04-26 09:13
by Cheditor
Tophatter94 wrote:115. Flying an A-10 giving near-perfect CAS support, getting praised by the team for taking out 3 enemy tanks in under a minute then crashing because the game minimized for a offer from Gateway (manufacturer of my computer). THEN watching how quickly,"Thanks man!" Goes to "You f**king suck, you noob!"
Hate it when you crash and everyone just calls you a noob, especially when it is partly there fault e.g when they take 3 minutes to 1 tell you where to go and then to get out of the heli.
Re: [List] dumb things that happened to you
Posted: 2009-04-26 16:26
by Gracler
Ive been called a retard for driving onto a mine on the exit of the us camp of Fallujha map.
apparently if you drive out of your main base and hitting a mine around a corner your a retard, according to the guy that sits next to the landmine who also got killed in the blast.........
Well infantry can't set it off....he said, sitting on the road of a vehicle base
![Confused :?](./images/smilies/icon_e_confused.gif)
??: without warning in Chat!!!
Some people just always whine, when they get killed by collateral damage, without thinking if they could have helped to prevent it by letting others know about what they have seen, or atleast predict that someone might drive through the main gate and set it off......since he knew about the mine why did'nt he go combat engineer (the crates where 10feet away) and remove the mine???
Re: [List] dumb things that happened to you
Posted: 2009-04-26 16:46
by arjan
Just on the TG server on Ramiel as insurgents.
We were defending a cache for the whole round (hasnt been killed till the end)
Some squad member comes on the idea to bring in the car for some insurgent music, so everyone agrees.
2 other squads come in and start dancing around the car, we see them dancing we join them. and also start dancing. 20 minutes later of dancing a stryker rolls up and kills 18 insurgents that where dancing around a car with insurgents music, ive never had so much fun in PR xD!
Re: [List] dumb things that happened to you
Posted: 2009-04-26 17:08
by [S4C]Solo
Cheditor wrote:Hate it when you crash and everyone just calls you a noob, especially when it is partly there fault e.g when they take 3 minutes to 1 tell you where to go and then to get out of the heli.
Yea i mean your game minimizes or you lag out ONCE and crash and you get banned, i really hate it for me because i fly these in the real world, im really expierienced in choppers, but you mess up once, and everyone hates you.......
Re: [List] dumb things that happened to you
Posted: 2009-05-04 00:55
by TJ-XRL
1. shot down a f16 while mig was flying behind mig crashed into the enamy f1 reckege and somhow i got a tk for it
2. looked down whille calling a jadam in with socom
3. chased a freindly frog with mig shot him down dident notis untill i landed then the frog pilot got a hat and killed me.........
4. on training took of in cobra somone shot me with a hydra i banged into about 20 other chopers now banded from batelforce training cuz of 1 guy shot a hydra at me D':
5. my sniper squed just the 2 of us walked on the crane on mutra then about 2 full enamy squed came up behind us and said with all chat TJ AND for got the other guys name PUT UR HANDES UP so for some rsn i didmy freind the marksman cooked a nadewhile they said it they shot him i shot 1 of em it was a pilot i shot took his kit and jumped off the crane they left the 2 squeds i went back up the crane got my kit back pwnd the 2 squeds i got admin on the server for that but then the server shut down sadly D::::
Re: [List] dumb things that happened to you
Posted: 2009-05-04 01:54
by Royal_marine_machine
'[S4C wrote:Solo;1004291']Yea i mean your game minimizes or you lag out ONCE and crash and you get banned, i really hate it for me because i fly these in the real world, im really expierienced in choppers, but you mess up once, and everyone hates you.......
Ah yes but u mess up in real life your in trouble
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Re: [List] dumb things that happened to you
Posted: 2009-05-04 10:29
by Sgt. Mahi
Some of the first times I ever played PR back in 0.75: Was following my squad on foot but for some reason I fell behind and lost my orientation. Couple of seconds later I see an enemy sq 100 meters away. I have the grenadier kit so I think to my self: "easy kills!". I take a good aim and launch the grenade. BOOM perfect hit but then I look up in the left corner of my screen:
Sgt. Mahi [teamkills] xxx
Sgt. Mahi [teamkills] xxx
Sgt. Mahi [teamkills] xxx
Sgt. Mahi [teamkills] xxx
Sgt. Mahi [teamkills] xxx
I just wiped out my own squad and they are going: "WHAT THE HELL MAN". Too embarresed to say anything I quickly disconnect... I'm still banned from this server to this day. Too ashamed.. Think it was a ABC server...
Re: [List] dumb things that happened to you
Posted: 2009-05-04 11:34
by Epim3theus
Not your fault, they should have had better spacing...
Re: [List] dumb things that happened to you
Posted: 2009-05-04 17:26
by wuschel
Sgt. Mahi wrote:Some of the first times I ever played PR back in 0.75: Was following my squad on foot but for some reason I fell behind and lost my orientation. Couple of seconds later I see an enemy sq 100 meters away. I have the grenadier kit so I think to my self: "easy kills!". I take a good aim and launch the grenade. BOOM perfect hit but then I look up in the left corner of my screen:
Sgt. Mahi [teamkills] xxx
Sgt. Mahi [teamkills] xxx
Sgt. Mahi [teamkills] xxx
Sgt. Mahi [teamkills] xxx
Sgt. Mahi [teamkills] xxx
I just wiped out my own squad and they are going: "WHAT THE HELL MAN". Too embarresed to say anything I quickly disconnect... I'm still banned from this server to this day. Too ashamed.. Think it was a ABC server...
120. The same thing, just with a .50 cal, happened to me in Muttrah. However, I had understanding squad mates, and so my fivefold teamkill was forgiven.
Re: [List] dumb things that happened to you
Posted: 2009-05-04 19:00
by Adetter
46.Told a bunch of raping plots on training server to stop raping or i will contact the admin to ban you.
Then it shows up,i was talking to the admin
![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/icon_e_wink.gif)
Now im banned from my favourite server
![Sad :(](./images/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif)
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47.Dropping a crate from Huey,then some seconds later a man says. "What the f@!'k,a crate landed on my car
![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/icon_e_wink.gif)
Impossible,but true.
48.Take Kamikaze with Huey on truck,then miss on truck and hit the ground.
49.Flying up-side down on deployment,then...BOOM!.....I was so popular.......
50.Hide under a tank,then it starts driving.......SMART........
Re: [List] dumb things that happened to you
Posted: 2009-05-05 18:20
by Aimed
didnt really happen to me but it was in my squad, i was in sniper squad on al basrah and i was at the bottom of the map sniping into the city when my sl gets shot so i hide and he spawns at outpost and starts walking back down to meet me and hes walking down the road coming from the outpost into the city and hes a about 300m from the outpost when suddenly explosions start going off all around him so he assumes its grenades traps and hes all chuffed he survived them when suddenly he explodes and it comes up in the top corner:
stiffymagnum teamkills him
because stiffy who was in our squad was bored and was sitting in the outpost with a grenade launcher pot shotting into the city randomly and ends up blowing up our sl at about 300-350m
Re: [List] dumb things that happened to you
Posted: 2009-05-05 18:48
by masterceo
Adetter wrote:46.Told a bunch of raping plots on training server to stop raping or i will contact the admin to ban you.
Then it shows up,i was talking to the admin
![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/icon_e_wink.gif)
Now im banned from my favourite server
![Sad :(](./images/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif)
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48.Take Kamikaze with Huey on truck,then miss on truck and hit the ground.
49.Flying up-side down on deployment,then...BOOM!.....I was so popular.......
are you serious? do you know that crashing huey means ticket loss to your team? and if battleforce training
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was your favorite server then i don't think this is a mod for you. seriously, kamikaze runs are for vanilla tards.
Re: [List] dumb things that happened to you
Posted: 2009-05-05 18:49
by Adetter
Stiffymagnum!
Ivee met him,his crazy!
Re: [List] dumb things that happened to you
Posted: 2009-05-05 20:30
by JKRMAUI
50. I was gunning in an APC on Basra. My clan mate was driving. We ran across some mines, I told him to stop. He stopped, but didn't see the mines. Now, as we found out later, for one reason or another the mines didn't render. So he couldn't see them.
He starts pulling forward as I'm yelling in TS "NOOO!!! STOP!!! WTF ARE YOU DOING! *As I'm jumping out of the apc trying to save my own skin* He slams right into a group of mines...they all go off. We had two inf squads near us...they were to close to our apc and also died. All was quiet on TS and I saw in all chat "LOL APC FAIL" and in team chat "HEY WHO THE HELL WAS DRIVING THAT THING?!?"
Finally he says "well, I didn't see any mines".
As I was typing this he walks into my room, he reads this over my shoulder says "you didn't tell them my name did you?" I say "no" he says "Hey, it wasn't my fault...."
Re: [List] dumb things that happened to you
Posted: 2009-05-05 20:54
by HeXeY
I was the gunner of one of the TOW HMMWVs on Qwai River, the round had just started and we were rolling out of base discussing where to drive first.
It's quite hot in my room so I deice to take my sweater off. I take off my headset, drag the sweater over my head and throw it on the floor.
Putting my headset back on and laying my hands at the keyboard and mouse, hitting space in the process. And due to my typical "luck" my TOW is aimed at the other TOW HMMWV, so I manage to send a TOW flying towards my SL and the two other squadmembers sitting in it. BOOM!
[K9] HeXeY_PR [teamkills] xxx
[K9] HeXeY_PR [teamkills] xxx
[K9] HeXeY_PR [teamkills] xxx
We return to base, I jump out of the gunner seat, all the time saying how sorry I am and trying to explain what happened. Luckily those in my squad were people I knew, T&T admins and others, so they understood. Of course they did call me noob and stuff, sarcasticly, but hey, I deserved it.
As soon as I bailed I ran out of the road and pressed ESC, I went to options and then controls, removing space as secondary fire-button from all vehicles. Then I jumped back in the HMMWV, passenger this time and felt ashamed for the remainding of the round.
They're still reminding me of it...
Re: [List] dumb things that happened to you
Posted: 2009-05-05 21:52
by Welshboy
HeXeY wrote:I was the gunner of one of the TOW HMMWVs on Qwai River, the round had just started and we were rolling out of base discussing where to drive first.
It's quite hot in my room so I deice to take my sweater off. I take off my headset, drag the sweater over my head and throw it on the floor.
Putting my headset back on and laying my hands at the keyboard and mouse, hitting space in the process. And due to my typical "luck" my TOW is aimed at the other TOW HMMWV, so I manage to send a TOW flying towards my SL and the two other squadmembers sitting in it. BOOM!
[K9] HeXeY_PR [teamkills] xxx
[K9] HeXeY_PR [teamkills] xxx
[K9] HeXeY_PR [teamkills] xxx
We return to base, I jump out of the gunner seat, all the time saying how sorry I am and trying to explain what happened. Luckily those in my squad were people I knew, T&T admins and others, so they understood. Of course they did call me noob and stuff, sarcasticly, but hey, I deserved it.
As soon as I bailed I ran out of the road and pressed ESC, I went to options and then controls, removing space as secondary fire-button from all vehicles. Then I jumped back in the HMMWV, passenger this time and felt ashamed for the remainding of the round.
They're still reminding me of it...
Haha that was great, we left you at main thought
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Re: [List] dumb things that happened to you
Posted: 2009-05-05 21:54
by Rico
Today.... when the whole squad fell of a cliff on Korengal and died at the same time.
Re: [List] dumb things that happened to you
Posted: 2009-05-05 23:23
by Heskey
The blind leading the blind as always, huh, Rico?
Re: [List] dumb things that happened to you
Posted: 2009-05-05 23:55
by Rico
Heskey wrote:The blind leading the blind as always, huh, Rico?
Cyberzomby was leading, actually
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