[List] What was your funniest kill/moment?

Sturnn · Post by **Sturnn** » 2008-04-17 23:51

Mine: I was shooting at this helicopter "Mec" and i managed to shoot it down..but the funny thing is..it didn't just crash onto the terrain as such!. it landed right ontop of a passing car and killed all the people inside! i managed to get about 5-6 kills with that!! i was laughing my *** off!! lol!.

and another one was when i killed someone with a boat and basically...did a stunt with the boat and bopped one of the Chinese soldiers on the head and killed him! lol.

Tartantyco · Post by **Tartantyco** » 2008-04-18 01:47

-Well, it's not my kill but I was walking down the road on 7 Gates(I think) when a body just slammed into the ground in front of me(The little bug where you fly up in the air when killed must have struck). I lol'd. Hard.

-=TB=-Tobakfromcuba · Post by **-=TB=-Tobakfromcuba** » 2008-04-18 07:28

@blackwolf post
i find it funny when you right now use your voip like: "3 tangos, one looking my direction, entrance of southern building, pls take out the spotter" and within the next 5 seconds he gets shot by your squads marksman.

CodeC.Seven · Post by **CodeC.Seven** » 2008-04-18 10:39

Wahaha i had this at Ejod. I was at the mountains and i checked the city. Then i saw someone. He looked arround with his bio. After that he looked right to me and we looked to each other for arround 1 minute xD. It was so damn funny rofl

BroCop · Post by **BroCop** » 2008-04-18 15:00

Had the same situation yesterday on Zatar...the dude was standing at the Center Hill flag and i was at Factory and we were both lookin at each other and then i was thinking "What the heck" and made a shot from my G3 (iron sighted) and the dude got killed. I didnt even knew he was down until my squadmate told me i killed him and he LOLed in reality

SWIZZ=kettcar= · Post by **SWIZZ=kettcar=** » 2008-04-20 14:08

ok, my funniest Kill:

Playing Al Basra with the Brits.
Near Facility i lost my hole Squad, so i went to the Contaier at the the Street. Im going in and lying me down to check out the Minimap and have a talk to my Mates.
After one Minute i see something behind the Minimap. So i closed the Map and see an Insurgentsy 3 Meters in Front of me. Im lying still with my Rifle in the Hand and hes dancing in front of me, think he wanna check out me for been AFK.
after 30 sec. he will think hes safe to kill me with the Knife and come to me. I shot them so quickly, think hes falling from his Chair!!

teufelhund1985 · Post by **teufelhund1985** » 2008-04-24 00:24

the funniest thing I've seen so far in PR was a squadleader who told us to *beep* off because we were following him (duh!), and 5 secs later he killed himself with a grenade...

noobs...

Agent_mOe · Post by **Agent_mOe** » 2008-04-27 10:44

My funniest moment on the battlefield.
by [KGH] asciimOe

It was 3 days ago on the [RIP] server. We've been playing Brits on Fools Road with little a few guys on the server (10vs.10 as far as i remember). My squad (i was leader) was me, my mate [KGH] Snakedoctor on foot and [RIP] AndyTL1000 cruising around in an apc. Snake and me were defending Hilltop Estate flag while Andy was going to Helicopter Base to support another squad. We've been laying on the two rooftops on hilltop and trying to overlook the area. Suddenly I turned my view to Snakedoctor on the ohter roof when I suddenly realised the Militia Squad lying behind him and aiming at him. But at this moment it was already too late...

When they started firing there was nothing we could do anymore.

I don't know how long the Militia Squad was already lying around there but the did a really nice job on sneaking up to us and waiting for us to discover them.

Unfortunately i have no screens of that. I'd love to have a screenshot with my mate and the enemy squad behind him.

So long

[KGH] asciimOe

Dempsey · Post by **Dempsey** » 2008-04-27 13:18

About a week ago, i had the chance to test my stealth skills as a sniper in the ghillie suit! and by heck can it be effective!

On the Chinese railways bridge map (forgotten name) i was behind enemy lines after passing about 4 squads which ran past me, no more than a metre away from me... So... i pick the moment, the last squad to run by, the Squad leader is at the rear of the group (luckily), i get up and start chasing him, ducking and diving when they turned around, i did this for approx 5 minutes, not being able to catch him, just sticking at the same pace (very frusrating)

I eventually get there, and try and knife him whilst running (well thats a fail on the BF2 engine lol)

But this is the funny part.... He turns around thinking 'whats that knifing noise????'

So, in a split second i dive to the floor, and knife him from the ground as hes looking around all 'knumb and dazzled' But, the squad was obviously using voip, so the next guy up front turns around and does exactly the same thing, he dosent see me, albeit, im next to the body of his dead team mate.... I get my pistol out and headshot him.... leaving in a hail of dust back to safety....

Very funny, i wished someone had seen it.

NerdyDodge · Post by **NerdyDodge** » 2008-04-30 16:24

The funniest moment I ever saw was on Qwai River as Chinese on 0.75. We rushed the mine of course, as all Chinese are prone to do, got a firebase down and dug in around the flag, leaving the mine complex unopened. We held off littlebirds and APC's with the static AA emplacements my squad leader had placed and kits from the firebase, all the while our team slowly captured the rest of the flags while the US team are still trying to organise an effective assault on Mine.

With one of the two tanks killed in a TOW ambush on the road to Government Offices, the second driver in the column panics and heads for Mine where we have a slowly contracting perimiter set up as we are pushed back onto the flag. The tank breaks through the enemy lines and sets up by the firebase, heavily damaged and awaiting repairs, our infantry squad appreciates the big gun directed at the main entrace though!

Anyway, a HAT team manages to enter through the main gate while we are dealing with a flanking force. My squad leader, Ollie_Fool, spots them as the firer stands and readies his weapon, too far away to hit before he can destroy the tank. We scream over teamspeak for the benefit of the tank crew, but they fail to spot the target in time before we hear the deadly whoosh of the missile... but not its explosive impact on the friendly armour.

Instead, Ollie_Fool's corpse hits the ground about five seconds later from where he had rushed in front of the tank and inadvertently taken a HAT rocket to the chest! We were all so paralysed with laughter that it was fortunate our advancing team were able to reach the HAT crew before they fired again, none of the rest of us wanted to have to step up and block a rocket!

J.Silva[22ndMEU] · Post by **J.Silva[22ndMEU]** » 2008-05-02 16:31

I remember a few weeks back, I was palying on isturgency and I got the sniper kit when I was on the british faction. Ther was a gut on the .50 on the techical and I sniped him off it. There was still guy in the car at that time. Over the bridge then came a suicide truck. I sniped the driver but it didn't kill him but he must of freaked and press the suicude button on that truck and BOOM!!!!, techinal, a civi car with 4 people in it and the truck were all gone. I laughed so hard since that happened I wish I got a video clip of it

Silva

Post by **Outlawz7** » 2008-05-03 23:45

Ambushing a bunch of Insurgnet vehicles as I have to reload the .50 cal on my Land Rover just as a bomb car comes past. He didn't accelerate so I had enough time to reload, but he managed to come close...

...and pressed left click triggering the music, just as I nailed him out of the driver seat with the .50.

I also remember someone ramming the CR2 I was in with a regular car and killing himself, because he thought that any car instantly blows up a tank or something

Chanvlan · Post by **Chanvlan** » 2008-05-03 23:46

reminds me of the time when i was sitting in an alleyway at sunset city, waiting for my squad to catch up, then next thing i hear clunk clunk clunk . . . 3 smoke grenades land all around me, so what do i do, i just sit and see what happens, then next thing i see 1,2,3,4,5, 6!!! shadows go past me, im like wow not my team guess i'll do something so i knife the last guy and hide behind a box guy comes back to get him, i knife him to, it was like being in "The Mist" anyway i waiped out 4 of the squad members with my knife when i see the last 2 coming straigh back towards me in the smoke, so i hide behind another box, their voip must've been going mad, cause o could see them turning frantically, anyway as the squad leader walked past i knifed him the guy in front went nuts pulled out a grenade and threw it in my "General direction" i guess unfortunatly for him i was behind a wall "boink" off the wall at his feet BOOM! man i loled so hard that when my team showed up and saw all the bodies they were keeping an eye on me for th rest of the game, thought i was some sought of "super soldier" but man it was halirious 6 guys walking in the mist . . .ahhhhhahaha im still laughing now

MaxBooZe · Post by **MaxBooZe** » 2008-05-04 10:28

I think it was in the PR Tournament, we were having our first battle on Kyongan Ni, and me and a few squad mates were taking the boat just before the battle, and i trew a mine in side the boat..
The boat went all crazy and we Loled and the SAW gunner managed to get a kill on a few US soldiers, the boat out finally "drove" over land until like 70 Meters from the river..

sakils2 · Post by **sakils2** » 2008-05-04 13:05

Playing Al Basrah as insurgent. I prepered two gifts for the british armor. I waited like 10 seconds and heared Merlin flying. I saw Merlin fly very low.... over my IED's. I yelled Allahu Akhbar and pressed the big, red button. Merlin down

Playing Assault on Mestia as British. I wanted to test how does the sniper kit feels in such a flora. I went to East Tower to cover my squad and to recon enemy routes and location. Than my SL put a marker NW from the West Tower, so I said to myself "Why not be l33t" (well I kinda was when I picked the sniper kit)? So up and away. I ran for 3 min when a militiant poped out (I thought "Bye bye sniper kit") I just shot from my hip and killed him

In that round we lost after 30-50 min. But I got 3 kills and zero deaths... Like Borat would say: hNICE.

Cyrax-Sektor · Post by **Cyrax-Sektor** » 2008-05-04 15:38

Me and the Commander were at the main base, planning our next base, when we heard the sickening theme of the Big Red approaching the Airport. All of the vehicles had been left behind by the team, one explosion and we'd lose all of those vital assets.

The Commander scurried into a safe spot from the blast. I was about to go with him when I had a cunning plan. Cunning, yet mad. I hopped onto the Challenger 2, entered the .50 cal seat and watched as the semi turned the corner toward the center of the vehicles. I looked through the sights and just fired at the driver's seat. As it continued moving, I knew I was fried.

Then I got a visual on the driver. He was dead, the truck still stood, and the Airport had been saved. I could've done a little jig, but I had a bunker to build.