[List] What was your funniest kill/moment?

[SuperTimo]

yesterday on Ejod in the BTR-90, i was inside with one of the little machine guns that fire through the little ports.

some US engineer started running towards me so i centred the screen on him and started firing, he went down like a sack of spuds.

awesome kill no one expects the little firing port


first time ive ever killed someone with it

[TAW_Cutthroat]

Saw that kill timo, I was in the turret

Later on in the round my gunner said he saw an at over the hill, i drove over it full speed and squished about 3 American soldiers then landed on their firebase...

[HeXeY]

My funniest moment was when playing as civilian on Al Basrah running around south of the village. Then I suddenly saw the Challenger, since I was kinda bored I ran towards it and jumped on top where I stood and jumped up and down. Then the driver gets on the .50 cal and finds out that I'm a civilian so he doesn't shoot me. I managed to throw a rock in his head so he died (not sure if it was my work, but he died), then the gunner jumped out to knife me, when he got shot by some other insurgents

[LeChuckle]

had a Rambo-moment on Oman the other day on 10th german i think. i was walking along the southeastern shore, trying to flank the enemy carrying an RPG7. i eventually find the enemy rally point(inside one of those small sheds), but first i see a huey coming straight at me, low speed. easy shot on the cockpit- i kill a few, but not all. then an enemy HAT guy appears in front of me, i borrow his little toy and what do i see? oh, its a cobra standing still in the air :O :O easy shot once again, and lots of points the problem was that i woke up the enemy infantry spawning on the rally. i hid behind the wall and the destroyed house and killed the whole squad with the G3 on full-auto.i thought i was dead for sure first, but i ran away and proned behind the wall, awaiting the american who wasnt expecting me to go into standing mode so fast(thought iwas bleeding probably). i dunno how i managed to kill the 5 others, i think i managed because there was only one enemy visible at a time( a lot of objects around to use as cover)

[Diogenes]

The rest of my squad died at Qinling, north of village. I was in a hilly area with lots of trees. You know, like everywhere in Qinling. I was surrounded by Brits. Managed to find a jeep (or whatever the hell you call it), get in it, kill 10-15 of 'em, and escape to a firebase. I even ran a few over. That felt good.

I also took out an APC and a Challenger on Al Basrah within the scope of 5 seconds with 2 Molotovs. Maybe they were damaged beforehand, but that was still so, so satisfying.

[steve_06-07]

I was by myself in Al-Basrah aftera successful IED attack on a road, the fighting was centered around the city and I was out by the airport. I'm walking close to the VCP and I notice a civilian being chased by a British soldier. I killed the soldier of course, the funny part is that we were the only 3 for hundreds of meters.

[AnimalMother.]

just came off a hilarious round on battlearena

there weren't many players and the brits were pap, i was insurgent with an RPG, and we'd started to over run the VCP. I had fired both RPGs at WMIKs and was left with one molotov.

started to get shot by a squad of brits, so ran to the concrete bit under a SANGA... ofc i got lots of nades thrown in but some handy placed boxes saved the day, threw my molotov out of the doorway in a vain attempt to get anyone that rushes in... it didn't.

was sat behind a pillar thinking what the hell do i do.

this was the hilarious bit, an officer walks into the bunker and goes immediatly to the left (where i was hiding, but had moved right) so i ran up behind him, and shacked the guy. sadly you black out so i couldn't teabag him for more humiliation. goes to show poor drills, no kills, get killed

then i had fun with my lovely SUSAT L85 popping away at the brits, plus those nades are handy too for a daring merlin.

[cannibal23]

funniest was probably last night on quinling. some guy was standing next to his C2 and i took my t90 and sandwiched him between the side of my tank and the side of his tank. it was beautiful. its either that or on zatar wetlands armed with only an assault rifle i got rid of 2 tank threats. our helis would fly over and the crue kept switching to the 50 so i would pick the first guy off and tell our helis to come back. seems the gunners didnt learn from the driver in either of the 2 tanks. it was awesome.

was just talking with a clan mate of mine and he reminded me. one day on kashan he was being incredibly cocky and flying the a10. i was on mec with a tank parked on the ridge east of bunkers. he lined me up for a gun run and i put an tank shell though the cockpit as he was flying at me. the wreckage sailed past my turret and cratored near the perimeter wall of the bunker complex. after that i texted to him SUPPRISE, you wernt expecting that were ya!!

[ADEzor]

last night i was playing at "Russian PR" (something like that) server with my bro. we formed a two man squad (me with assault kit and he as a combat engineer). The map was seven gates and we knew there was a British APC waiting on the road, near the entrance of our main base. I noticed the tanker was doing solo, so my bro gets an idea that i smoke the APC and he goes in and lays down a mine infront of it. But when my bro ran towards the APC, the enemy jumped to the driver seat and started moving away from the smoke, leaving me wondering "where the heck was my teammate?!". a second after that i glanced towards the APC and saw my brother running after it and yelling to the VOIP "I shall never fall back!!". I had a nice laugh at that point and thought he was going to be dead in a second -but he was not-, instead, he laid down a mine behind the apc as the driver changed to the gunner seat and then my bro climbed on top of the APC, while the turret was scanning the surrounding area for some chinese meat. The moment felt fun enough to take a screenshot out of it and here it is...

(i know the image quality sucks)
...soon after that i came up with an "escape plan" and started firing the APC with my assault rifle so that the gunner concentrates on me and my bro can escape aside... but the gunner didnt see where the shots came and somehow panicked about the ricochet noises and reversed over the mine, and there i was, watching my brother flying over the treeline. xD

[Feenan.]

Was on kashan a couple of hours ago was in a T-90 and being strafed by the A-10 swang my turret round took a fluke shot at it direct hit straigth in the wing blew it to pieces! I lol'd

[[NPK]ShieldBreaker]

Got killed on Jabal al Burj in a insane way.

This just happened. We were 3 men incl pilot and we're heading out to east beach in a relatively high altitude. Suddenly we got smallarms fire, four or five hits and one of them exactly in the pilots forehead. Cant remember his name but there we were, while spinning out of control towards our inevitable doom. My teambuddy freaked out a little "the pilot's out, omg the pilot's out!". So I started freaking out, effectively raising my adrenaline level. My cg solider casually humming Apache and putting his feet on the Bell dashboard. One of the craziest experinences I've had since joining. Kudos to the MEC shooter tho

In retrospect however I'm sure this kind of thing happens all the time, and can't possibly compete with your insane experiences. Just had to get it out

[Peally]

My best kill moment has to be when our entire US squad in wedge formation on EJOD walked up behind an MEC guy behind a box for cover. I casually unholstered my pistol and waited for him to turn around before getting one of my rare pistol kills .

[JeffCole]

My funnies moment was at the end of a round on Al Basrah when I realised, that our 6 men insurgent squad was completely armed with British weapons. I was British Medic, my squadmates had light and heavy AT, Sniper and two Riflemen Kits.

[White Rock]

When i sneaked into the vent of north bunker of kashan, killing a us SAW gunner and then going Rambo on his two squadmates i felt pretty awesome.

My squadmates didnt seem to understand "GET LIGHT AT AND KILL THE APC" so after a while i got killed when the infantry respawned :/

[VoXiNaTiOn]

I'm not sure what map it was but I was a medic in a squad and was lying down with them near a bridge guarding against the enemy, I saw a lone soldier run across a hill opposite me, roughly 120m away and I called to confirm it was an enemy, no reply so I then continued to get the best ever single shot headshot of my life with ironsights, only then did I look in the top left to see I had TK'ed my squad leader .

[KkarlArsch]

I'm not sure what map it was but I was a medic in a squad and was lying down with them near a bridge guarding against the enemy, I saw a lone soldier run across a hill opposite me, roughly 120m away and I called to confirm it was an enemy, no reply so I then continued to get the best ever single shot headshot of my life with ironsights, only then did I look in the top left to see I had TK'ed my squad leader .

Yeah, I know that...For some reasons the best shots you get is when teamkilling someone

[Airsoft]

I was on TG and the map was mestia 16. Out of nowhere a pilot squad ambushed me but only managed to supress me, i got about 4 of them

[Arnoldio]

Happened quite a while ago, when on the quinling my squad was at the village taking some defensive position on the SE side when a chinese guy comes jumping down the hill and zig-zagging and 3 of us started shotting him, miserably missed a few shots and after a while when we finally got him, someone said there should be a benny hill music playing while this occured...I was pissing my pants when he started singing it, it was hilarious =D

[[PR]CATA.Mobius]

Headshot on a British infantryman with an 125mm APFSDS-T on Al-Kufrah.