My first kill (went a little like this!)

[6Skrillex6]

Me and my buddy Adam here, we was hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road, all of a sudden, there was the sound of an engine, by the side of the road. And it roared! We crawled to the debris by the side, of the long, long road.

And me and Adam, we looked at eachother, and we each said - oh damn.
And we went up from behind the debris, it was a true potshotting spree, we hit one guy in the head, and another one in the leg, yeah!

We started to shout and dance in glee for the engines had stopped and saved were we or so we'd think.
For a Warrior came to kill us, oh. But we got our kills!

And that's the story of how me and my friend went down the Al Basrah highway and saw a Rover looking the other way. :3 If you get the reference you're beloved!

[billysmall44]

The only kills I ever remember are the ones that I thought i'd never get

I remember playing insurgency on falujah with this guy and his friend. We bonded like glue and were laughing and having the best time just screwing around as insurgents. About an hour into the match they get the bradley into the city and start getting close to the cache so i spawn with the arty IED and decide that with gods grace I could destroy it. The next half hour goes as follows: I lay down my IED and 2 seconds later a swarm of US bust into the alley way right next to me. I pull out my handgun and sprint away, knowing that the chances of me getting a kill with the pistol was slim. I detonated my IED just in case they followed me. I sneak back and see the squad just went the total opposite direction into the fields towards the large compounds by like A-3 or whateve's. My IED is gone so i have no purpose. I sprint after them, talking to my buds and telling them about what im about to try. I follow right behind them, without them even noticing, and as soon as they reach the compound wall and start throwing the ropes I start shooting them in the head like a gentlemen. I would walk behind one as he went to go up the rope and shoot him in the dome, then the next then the next then the next until i had kill everyone in a 6 man squad except for 1.

True Story