Re: [AAR] Playing with Smacktards
Posted: 2008-11-25 15:11
Now, I've had a guy called Racoon in my squad, but I can't remember if this was the guy. Basic rule for me has become: Kids are not allowed.
I was SL and we were on this map that I actually hate... It's the Brits against the Chinese, wooded aread, with rivers, and like an island in the middle. The Brits come from North.
We're were at a flag to the west, having met quite a bit of resistance, and waiting for another squad to capture this other flag, so we can grab this one. Accord to the map things were working out.
However, there is this kid in my squad. I seriously had no idea what he was talking about. He sounded like he had bread in his mouth, and he just kept talking. And kept requesting medic, even though HE was the medic. He was not helping the squad at all. We were hanging around this flag, hiding in bushes and behind logs, but he was walking all over the place. And could not shut up. What can I say? I felt sorry for him.
Whenever the enemy appeared, we'd shoot them, but usually some of us were wounded - and then the kid was nowhere to be found. People went "medic" and he would go, with his mouth full of self-rightious indignation and gruel: "I'm healing myself." He said this 3 or 4 times, and would run 50 meters north to do so.
So finally, after the kid says yet another blurry thing, I go: "Hey, I'm sorry, I can't make out a word you're saying."
And this other guy in the squad goes "Yeah, me neither." And the kid goes "what" in this really thick British accent. I asked him to speak more clearly, which made him go "Izzibetta", mouth full of bread. He sounded like Cartman, only from the scummiest, fattest part of Britain.
Now, I'm on the brink of kicking this guy, but the round is almost over, we're losing, and I think, okay, he's going to join another squad next round. Fine. Then the sirens go "weeee", you know, and the kid holds down B and goes EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*click*, I kicked the guy. He rejoined. I kicked him again and locked the squad.
On the next map, he joined my squad again. I kicked him, he rejoined. He said "WHY WHY??" and I said "go bother someone else."
I saw him texting the rest of the round. Stuff like: "This helicopter is mine." "Leave." "Get out. It's mine."
I was SL and we were on this map that I actually hate... It's the Brits against the Chinese, wooded aread, with rivers, and like an island in the middle. The Brits come from North.
We're were at a flag to the west, having met quite a bit of resistance, and waiting for another squad to capture this other flag, so we can grab this one. Accord to the map things were working out.
However, there is this kid in my squad. I seriously had no idea what he was talking about. He sounded like he had bread in his mouth, and he just kept talking. And kept requesting medic, even though HE was the medic. He was not helping the squad at all. We were hanging around this flag, hiding in bushes and behind logs, but he was walking all over the place. And could not shut up. What can I say? I felt sorry for him.
Whenever the enemy appeared, we'd shoot them, but usually some of us were wounded - and then the kid was nowhere to be found. People went "medic" and he would go, with his mouth full of self-rightious indignation and gruel: "I'm healing myself." He said this 3 or 4 times, and would run 50 meters north to do so.
So finally, after the kid says yet another blurry thing, I go: "Hey, I'm sorry, I can't make out a word you're saying."
And this other guy in the squad goes "Yeah, me neither." And the kid goes "what" in this really thick British accent. I asked him to speak more clearly, which made him go "Izzibetta", mouth full of bread. He sounded like Cartman, only from the scummiest, fattest part of Britain.
Now, I'm on the brink of kicking this guy, but the round is almost over, we're losing, and I think, okay, he's going to join another squad next round. Fine. Then the sirens go "weeee", you know, and the kid holds down B and goes EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*click*, I kicked the guy. He rejoined. I kicked him again and locked the squad.
On the next map, he joined my squad again. I kicked him, he rejoined. He said "WHY WHY??" and I said "go bother someone else."
I saw him texting the rest of the round. Stuff like: "This helicopter is mine." "Leave." "Get out. It's mine."