[List] Funniest thing you've heard during the "hot mic bug"...

[Wheeter]

I've could sworn I heard someone throw up way back in .6, he did say he was "not feeling well" during the match.

That was me, I had an allergic reaction to the fish I ate earlier.

[dtacs]

'that squad was bloody terrible. *hears himself talking back through his mates mic on teamspeak* wait, can they hear me? nah yeah they sucked, wait....OH S**T'

[Cassius]

loool, that just made my day!

I second that XD I didnt know the mic is hot even if you dont press b I will have to remember that with my gf around

[ankyle62]

ive never heard anything at the end of round, but a majority of the time i just take off my headphones and go take care of stuff before the next round.

[CareBear]

some guy joined, and there was another his clan member, they started to discuss some things:

"A:so wait, XXXXX, what do you do?"
"B: i work at tesco, as manager assistant"
"A: no for real, what do you do?"
"B:....."

depending when this was, that may have been me nickbond and his brother

[boilerrat]

Someone hitting a bong....ffffffughgughgugh aahhhh....

[Spuz36]

I had a conversation with another hot mic, we just were talking about the bug and other silliness.

[bloodthirsty_viking]

I second that XD I didnt know the mic is hot even if you dont press b I will have to remember that with my gf around

ya, if your holding the talk buttion when the round ends, everyone can here what you say as the loading screen starts =D

[Lowjoe]

lol some days ago i had the song "i want it that way" from the backstreet boys in my head, dont ask me why. well, the round ended and another guy had this bug too (what i didnt know by then). well i started to sing i want it that way ... na na na and suddenly i heard my voice coming out of that other guy. i was so fucking embarrassed i just pressed alt+f4 after that.

[Peeta]

Once in a prep for a TG scrim, some guy had a hot mic and we could yelling in the background. It sounded like a gf was getting pissed, I think she told the guy F**K YOU!!! And then we heard kids screaming.... It was actually quite sad because there were children there....

[Mad-Mike]

Good thread
Hear someone all the time but its mainly static noise. I normaly go for a p!ss or a drink at the end of a round.

I remember one american lad singing " I WHOOPED UR *** BOY "

[Burton]

My clan mate had a hot mic a few days back, at the end of the round, all we hear is "Lol, stupid noob kids" I forget the next part but he proceeded to say a phrase over and over again in higher and higher pitched voices.

I was crying with laughter for about 20mins after.

[fuzzhead]

lol great thread, ya ive heard some prety hilarious stuff at times

[waldo_ii]

lol great thread, ya ive heard some prety hilarious stuff at times

Do tell.

[Zulnex]

Meh I mostly hear just mumbling and static noise from people.

Likewise. Haven't heard anything funny yet.

[bloodthirsty_viking]

I have heard so many epic things it would break your jaw... i just cant remember them atm =D

[Acemantura]

Apparently someone had just come home "Uh honey can you clean the toilet!" a pause "Because he had chili!"

I ROFL'd hard.

[AdrwIvrsn]

We had a very talkative squad member once; the type that talks straight for a minute and sometimes interrupts important messages saying something utterly unimportant, and also talks so fast sometime you can barely understand what they are saying, other than "te te tete te, te tetete te tete".

Thus, as he was talking, the match happened to end, but he still talked to himself. So, as far as I can remember:

"Yeah, so I... oh. The match is over. Heh! We barely won by 20 tickets, which is funny because we had APCs all around raping us, heh. Let's see... Yay, best squad! What? I'm last in the squad? Well, at least I didn't get as much deaths as AdderEye..." *cut*

BTW, I'm AdderEye

[Bringerof_D]

loool, that just made my day!

lol, mine too. good shi* guys, good shi*

i've heard other people quite a few times now, i supose its similar to that bug back in BF1942 where if you were in the middle of typing up a message in all talk or team talk when the round ended, you cant use that one anymore unless you disconnect and recconect.

i dont recall anything absolutely hilarious but more then a few times i've heard arguing in the background or people being yelled at. ussually for playing PR too long.

once heard a mom call into someone's room "hey c'mon get dressed, we're going out for dinner remember?"

[Expendable Grunt]

Someone hitting a bong.

I have a feeling it was the sniper in my squad.

M.