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Laughed my arse of at Stealthgato's accounts, pahahaha that is great.

My best recently was probably in the Tunnel Complex at Kozelsk. We were playing as the Chechens and had been defending the everloving hell out of that first flag, which was just as well because we had not a soul at any of the other ones. At some point, though, a bunch of Russians managed to fight their way into the back of the tunnel, the one with the destructible door, and set up shop there. Russian APCs were making a habit of showing up periodically and slaughtering everything that was out front so breaking the door was pretty much out of the question.

This being the case, my squad and I are standing in the hallway out the door chucking in grenades in the hopes of thinning their numbers; we tried going in, but they've got a PKM up high somewhere in the room covering the door, so actually getting in is a little bit awkward. Well, I hear one of the grenades actually kill a guy, and something possesses me to stick my head into the room.

I don't know if the PKM gunner was looking over at where his teammate died or if I just caught him derping out, but in any event he managed not to shoot me for long enough for me to put the FAL to work. PKM down. Go time. I sprint into the room, get past the first set of crates and look left and there's three guys in a nice orderly pile on the ground, healing. Let it be known that I'm not a very good shot. So in my massive spray of FAL fire I only kill two of them, which leaves me in the awkward situation of being four feet from a guy who's not out of ammo while I am. Still not sure how he managed not to shoot me long enough for me to knife him. That still left one guy, and that is why I love the Chechen officer kit, because he's ten feet away from me and I have a Skorpion. I was made for that kind of fight.

Of course immediately after I put him down his grenade kills me, but at that point I couldn't have given any less of a damn if I'd tried.

Kay-Marx wrote: I was made for that kind of fight.

Of course immediately after I put him down his grenade kills me

Yeah. That's why I only play on servers that do not allow the Martyrdom and Juggernaut perks.

Ok so this isn't really win, but it's kinda funny how it turned out. It just happened to a guy named Fatgary (sorry I can't remember your name lol) and I on Operation Archer, PRTA server.

While investigating a possible cache location, we lose our car in a ditch, but also take out a lonely Taliban near the mouth of a cave. We go in and behold, there's the cache just as Fatgary puts C4 on it, we hear a techie arriving above us. Uh-oh. While we decide what we, a combat engi and a sniper (I picked it up), can do to get out alive of a cave on foot with a techie sitting on top of the mouth of it, a SECOND techie arrives.

At this point we forget about leaving the cave. The taliban probably thinks we didn't discover the cache since it hasn't blown up yet, or they're delaying investigating for some reason, so we just sit there staring at the entrance.

A few minutes pass during which we tell our teammates that we're sitting on the cache with 2 techies on top of us. For some reason the chinook pilot, who had already lost 2 helos within minutes of spawning them, thinks it's a good idea to land on the techies and gets destroyed for the 3rd consecutive time.

A couple more minutes later, I decide we should blow up the cache anyway, so that the taliban will think we put the C4 earlier and triggered it from afar. The plan works, as nobody comes down to investigate the explosion. But a few minutes later, a Taliban comes to reload and Fatgary has to kill him. The 2 techies above rev' their engines, and we're thinking, 'this is it'

But before anything can happen, a friendly Mercedes comes to the rescue for some reason 2 of the guys get out and promptly get shot down by the .50 cals, while we run to the car and make a shameful retreat (tbh I was too busy laughing to ask if they even had a medic to save them).

Anyway, this might not sound funny at all, but to us it felt pretty epic at the time. We literally spent 10 minutes in a cave, sitting next to a cache rigged with C4, with 2 techies sitting on the roof of the cave.

Playing Beirut on the CIA server a few months ago: It was basically the quickest game I've ever played. Israel manages to capture every single cap point and takes the 1 or 2 remaining docks from the Russians within the first 10 minutes or so of the game. I'm not sure on what happened over on the Ruskie side, but the Israeli's worked perfectly destroying helicopters before they landed, mopping up those that did, and capturing effectively. I think the final KDR was a dozen or so dead Israelis and 50-60 Russian dead, when the cap out finally hit I think we were only at 3 hours and 40 minutes left in the game. 20 minutes of gameplay on a map that usually lasts 1 hour 30 minutes or longer. This was all in a full server. Will never forget that game on how well that team worked together.