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it wasnt the end of game sound bug, but one of the guys i play with hit 'b' while speaking to his wife. he said:

"dont make me knock you out, woman."

that one made the whole squad laugh.

(i do not condone violence against women)

Have heard this bug lots of time, but no-one did anything funny.

Best so far far is a guy humming the music.

apperantly some guy was putting his mic in his mout, and i could hear him saying; look i can put it in my mouth and i can still talk. following laughing people on the background.

Ohyeah, also a guy who was moaning about who is going to let the dog out. he or his kid.
Following by him singing; WHO LETS THE DOGS OUT! YOU YOU YOU YOU! WOOHOOO

"MOOM ?? Where is my sandwich??"

Truism wrote:Every other round in GSA someone says

"Fucken' bullshit."

I swear it.

lol, ain't that the truth

"sneeze heavily" then a very loud yell coming from far away "clean your room!!" and then another scream "I am playiiiiiing maaa".

I try not to use VOIP when the map is about to end lol.

I like also the starving ones eating all sort of stuffs

i once heard a woman (probably mother) screaming at the player in russian. not much else

I know about the bug and say random things to freak people out.

Either that or just say "Nice job".

I haven't really got any funny ones, other then a cat meowing and the guy yelling at it to "Shut the *** up"

my friends mom started yellin at him and im on xfire franticly tellin him his mics on lol (i think the bug works if the map ends and ur holding B)

Reddish Red wrote:I know about the bug and say random things to freak people out.

Either that or just say "Nice job".

I haven't really got any funny ones, other then a cat meowing and the guy yelling at it to "Shut the *** up"

That's what I tend to do.

If you ever hear someone singing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." Chances are you were in my squad that round.

Best one I heard was a buddy of mine. You heard him get up and walk... then a shout. "Damn it you drank the rest of my rum didn't you woman!?" then a bit of background noise and a simple. "Yes dear." before he returned and had to go to the store.

ma21212 wrote:(i think the bug works if the map ends and ur holding B)

it does

The "bullshit" comment at someones disbelief of the game outcome or a score tends to be the most common of all.
Allthough I did once hear a lot of shouting in I presume Arabic, followed by a burp and lots of laughing.
But the best one was during the end of the round as insurgents myself and another guy (from the LP clan ? ) were biking around on Basrah, he was singing highway to hell, as the round ended he totally lost it (insurgents won) and you could hear the banging of the headphones as he headbanged to his own very loud singing

Wife: Jim what the hell have you been doing
Jim: Playing
Wife: Jim your 32 years old playing is for kids
Jim: you really think so?
Wife: What do you think?



Another one....

Person:God dammit we lost again. F*** this game, I blame the squad leader.


Best ones.

Some 12 year old singing

Artnez wrote:
Wife: You said you'd be ready in 2 minutes
Player: I said I COULD be ready in 2 minutes
Wife: No, I said I'd like to leave in 2 minutes and you said OK
Player: Oooh, you said you'd LIKE to leave in 2 minutes

*pause*

Player: Ok.

*

lol I'm pretty sure that was me and my girlfriend... she says she remembers that conversation.

a guy started singing to us * my grandma is making me burgers x3 *

it was funny

My favorite was, yelling ;
guy : were the god damn hell is my clean underwear honey.
Woman: Your wearing em
guy; well, there not clean now



I was slightly disturbed.


Maybe last loading screen music ????

SkaterCrush wrote:Honest to god this happened like 3 months ago but I shit myself laughing. I heard our squad leader mumlbing then shouted something like

"Honey, you wanna have sex"
I heard a mumbled "sure" in the background and I hear my squad leader go "yippie!". I was with a few of the same guys next round and we were shitting ourselves laughing.

thats just too outragious, you made that up.

This one didn't happen at the end of the round but suddenly our squad heard a really crazy voice in the radio and it sounded like someone was swinging the microphone. I asked.. "Oh my God what was that?" Somebody replied: "A baby that needs to be neutralized!"