[List] Funniest Thing You've Seen/Done in PR

[Serbiak]

This made me chuckle, just the way hes incredibly bent round the bars
Probably thinking "Oh for allahs sake! how did diss happon!?!?!... RAJ!...ACHMED!!!!...somebody get the jaws of life!!!!!"

Wow he broke his neck for sure.

[Yorz]

Funniest thing happened yesterday actually...
We were playing archer and I was with the taliban. One cache spawned at the airfield control tower so me and my friends spawned in there and started laying down defences. I had the combat engineer kit, which had the mines obviously. So I mined the entrance and some nearby roads, and I placed one mine on the airstrip as a joke if a chinook might land right on THAT spot.
Ok after that all the defences were up and we started waiting. After about 10 minutes our cache got known and the canadians started moving in. The first chinook inbound first overshot our site because of heavy fire and then he apparently decided he should land on the airstrip.
I don't know how he picked the exact spot, but he landed on the one mine there.
Only thing the other team said, WTF?! What was that, I heard no RPG blablabla. Big squad lmao.

Just my silly story for this week

[ANDROMEDA]

This
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjTPxfTM ... r_embedded

[Styles]

We were Russians, so we charged the enemys Fire Base screaming "Shashkaa!".

[G12-A5]

Actually had two very funny things happen this week.
First was today. We were playing as british and I had to leave. So instead of just leaving I decided to go civi and run into one of their bases. I walked in with my hands up and global said "I surrender" I walked over to an enemy kit and right before the executed me I picked it up, turned around and took out two of them. Ran into a house set up some grenade traps and managed to take out 6 more before I just decided I had to go.

Second was a week or two ago my whole squad went civi and decided to just block entrances to the cache. We eventually just started following the americans that were alone and stone them to death. It was some of the most fun i've had on PR.

[Epim3theus]

Americans going ape shit after they get shot, they have to be the right age and accent, but once in a fortnight...

[SpectreRSG]

I dont have a screen or video of it buuut, a few days ago on Silent Eagle a few friends of mine and myself, on ventrilo, were assaulting the US owned Abandoned Airfield. We were running to the West, from the service station and were in a staggered line. We were getting ready for to counter an Abrams and are still running towards the Airfield's control tower/main entrance. Suddenly I hear a jet coming in at high speed, and at the time we had a MiG-29 operating over us. We see it's silhoutte coming down at us from 30 degree's, and towards us. He levels out just before going over the airfield and then things start falling down from the underside of the plane, headed directly for us (in the exact line we were in). Over ventrilo 3 of my 5 friends scream in agony thinking we're about to be TKed. To be honest, I had thought it was a bomb release as well... Seconds later, the flares drop through us and silence filled the channel for the next 2 minutes.

Im pretty sure some of them dropped a deuce in their pants (sure sounded like it, lol), but afterwards we laughed so hard about it.

Oh, and the Abrams kicked our butts.

/end story

[Coolio]

I was the gunner of a BMP on Kashan. I see a blackhawk flying very close and I shoot at it with everything, coaxial, HE, AP, everything. It's tail stop rotating, and slams down into the ground. Somehow, somehow, the pilot lives. He just walks away from the wreckage, and puts his hands up. I proceed to shoot an AP round into his face.

[Meester]

Having a knife fight on Iron Ridge. Thought I was going to lose it, so chucked a grenade on the floor and lured the other knife fighter into it.

[Soakerman]

CHINOOK JOUSTING FTW

[.:iGi:.NinjaJedi]

Killed a squad mate with a supply crate.

Would of been around version 0.4 on Muttrah i think.

Still laugh about it now and it was about 2 years ago!

[Hunt3r]

Got in a tank at Silent Eagle on the Russian side. We manage to take out one tank, and chase after the other. We end up seeing it, wasting our last missile by having it hit the fence, then circle around to try and nab it. Instead, we run into a Bradley, and apparently he doesn't hear us, so we go right behind him, fire AP into him, run into the Abrams that we ran into, then start running circles around him, trying to get a shot off at him.

We manage to win

Oh, and destroying a BMP-3 on the same round, by landing on a tomb marker somehow.

[Koroush47]

I shot a random hat at a flying huey on muttrah...


You can guess the rest. Then I got kicked/banned for "hacking"

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[xXbrick84Xx]

Lol one time back in .8 I was on Al Basrah as an Insurgent. I had an SKS and a Merlin flew overhead. I took aim just to fire some pot shots and scare the pilot, it was flying away from me and was about 250 meters away. I fired one time, only to see the chopper go down right after. It turns out I had shot right through the open side door into the cockpit and killed the pilot with a headshot. Total luck lol.

[Sex_Cactus]

I know I've had funnier moments than this, but it's the first one that comes to mind. Im in a US tank squad on Kashan and we just went past North Village and were about to round HAT hill when we got a report of an enemy tank just on the other side of the hill. For some reason the other tanks were a bit behind. We could hear the enemy tank near us, that's how close we were. We were pretty sure that we'd get jumped if we went any further, but we had to press on. So we slowly start going around the hill as close as possible because we think he's waiting for us just on the other side. We get around and there's nothing. I'm on the gun, so I quickly look around and he's right behind and above us on the hill, right next to the little compound. For whatever reason, their driver decides he needs to get down the hill and puts the top of their turret right in my crosshairs, and I pop it in one shot. It was pretty anti-climactic, but the whole time we were freaking out since the tank was right next to us.

[Pirate]

Jumping out of the Chinook on Silent Eagle, only to get a teamkill because a friendly falls on top of my parachute.

[BurkeSooty]

So am I right in thinking that all (canadian or US, can't remember) kits come with a parachute no matter where you spawn, or at least that the chutes aren't one use only when spawning form the plane?

Sweet!

[Cheiftain_UK]

The other day i was on Silent Eagle in the [T&T] server just messing around with the jets as no1 else was on the server. Practising my landings and stuff, now i fixed my deadzones for my joystick i can land / takeoff everytime without an issue Anyway so i had landed the f-16 was taxing to other runway for quick takeoff, Then all of a sudden a bloody russian logistics truck! ramms me from behind scares the ***p out of me and blows us both up. It was a "ghost" truck i though or was it the beaR??

It turns out i had a scoreboards glitch and couldnt see that there was 2 players on the enemy team!

[alvina]

One time on Korengal valley I killed a US sniper and took his kit, I ran up the mountains and found myself a perfect spot where I could view over US base. A US squad decided to take the Littlebird so they all jumped in and tried to take off.

So I gently popped one in the head on the pilot and his brain fell out, the others didnt notice shit so they just went with a new pilot, so I popped him in the face , so now the others started to panic and randomley started shooting the woods, they must have decided that they killed me because they all jumped in and tried again, when they did I popped a new one in the head of the new pilot and his eye just fell out of his mouth, once again the others did what they did the first time and belive it or not, they jumped in again and tried for a 4th time, and when they did, I popped a new one right between the new pilots eyes and his brain fell out from his nose,

now this was the 4th time, now the others started to get pissed so they had an idea, when they tried for the 5th time they turned the chopper some degrees so I couldnt shoot the pilot but I still kept aiming on the pilto, when they got 15meters up in the air everything looked safe foe them, but belive it or not, the pilot turned alittle bit and I popped him right in the kisser and the chopper just dropped down, the others didnt die but they now knew where I was so they started hammering my posetion, so I took my rifle and my pride and got the f out of there. Booyah.