[List] of noobish things you've seen/done

[agreencow]

In the village on operation archer, we had 2 squads held up by insurgents. So the commander tells us to get into a building and puts mortar on the area. he team killed half our team and only 2 insurgents died

[Vanya]

Muttrah/defending south city

I forget who it was.

Guy spawns in and starts heading to the rest of us.

(paraphrased)

Guy: I found a fob
SL: Where
Guy: On me.
SL: That is ours.
Guy: **** I already knifed it and it's down.

LOL's ensue.

[Xomm]

My internet connection was having a bad day, and I was lagging out of a bunch of the servers I usually play on, so I decided to pick a new server close to home.

I then proceeded to disconnect as the pilot in a transport Huey over the most remote part of the water in Muttrah City with the host clan/server admin squad as my passengers.

Things done to me?

It's generally not a good idea to walk in front of an automatic rifleman providing suppressing fire. I ended up getting auto-kicked out of the server because an idiot did that three times within the span of 20 minutes...

Oh, and if you have a pre-pubescent voice, please, please, do not scream whilst inside an aircraft squad, especially if your squad-mates have to rip their headphones off to keep from going deaf.