[List] Funniest thing you've heard during the "hot mic bug"...

[woodzkiller]

doughter off player: "um dad...i think i'm pregnant."
player: (after a pause)"good for you then"

"i hope it's not muttrah again"(on muttrah server)

a voice far away
player: "yes grandpa, now put that toy gun back"
same voice far away
player: "no i don't know where your pants are"

[J.Silver]

Round was almost over and I heard this in the background:
" Honey, my mother's visiting for Thanksgiving"
" FU**ING BI***!" * He just died*
" What the f***! Who the f*** are you Mr. Can't Get It Up"
He wasn't in the squad the next round....

[DrugKoala]

Round was almost over and I heard this in the background:
" Honey, my mother's visiting for Thanksgiving"
" FU**ING BI***!" * He just died*
" What the f***! Who the f*** are you Mr. Can't Get It Up"
He wasn't in the squad the next round....

Yeah, it's always disturbing to know that your wife's mom is coming in a few days.

[woodzkiller]

Yeah, it's always disturbing to know that your wife's mom is coming in a few days.

speaking out off experians, i guess?

[Nick_Gunar]

you should make another topic about "hot mic bug" : made up stories lol

[Mad-Mike]

lmao! ^

[rampo]

I'd guess about 3/4 parts of these things are true

[Xomm]

Haha, good stuff here.

Personally, the funniest thing I have heard is:



Player: Pre-Pubescent American

Map: Al Basrah, Insurgency, Insurgent Win.

"TAKE THAT YOU MOTHERF**KING WHO**S!"



Little kids these days, eh?

[Duckmeister]

a voice far away
player: "yes grandpa, now put that toy gun back"
same voice far away
player: "no i don't know where your pants are"

I could not stop laughing!

[woodzkiller]

I could not stop laughing!

i wonder what grandpa said the first time

[Sgt. Mahi]

doughter off player: "um dad...i think i'm pregnant."
player: (after a pause)"good for you then"

.......... Nah-ah

[woodzkiller]

.......... Nah-ah

could be, my friend heard it, told it to me, probably just trying to be intresting

[LyfTaker]

Someone hitting a bong....ffffffughgughgugh aahhhh....

I heard something similiar, but way hilarious..

(round ends) mic static (like it was moved or bumped)
*gurglegurglegurglegurgle*
(immediately followed by a horrific coughing and choking noise), then..

*coughcooooough* f**ki*coughinggagcoughcough*f**kin A man* coughcoughcough* f**kin A man, why you put Dr. pepper in my bong?!?*(in a hoarse voice)

Yanked the headphone cord from the jack when I fell outta my chair...

[[RGG]Firefokker]

Also not the hot mike bug, but somewhat connected to the theme of this thread:

Last night I was trying out the new Helmand Map in SP, when suddenly some godawful Rick Astley song started to drone out of the speakers.

My first thought was that I had inadvertendly stumbled into a goon channel on Mumble, and was about to start a rant about such things being against the Geneva Convention, until I realised that this was actually part of the map (you go and bust the birthday party mid-map, but brace your ears).

Made me laugh, brilliant touch by the developers!

[Lagsalot 56k]

I heard someone say,

"B*tch make me a sandwich!"
NO JOKE!
i fell out of my chair laughing so hard i almost choked to death.

[Styles]

In the highest pitch voice ever;
"Mum! The dog poo'd on my bed!"
The most funniest thing I heared for weeks afterwards.

[rofflesnlols]

"Oh sweet, Hot mic. Hey my name's Mega Goth - check out my youtube page it's... [cut off]"

To this day, I know not what his youtube account is or was... *sigh*

[Tricky45]

One time I heard a bunch of static and people moving around, I fell out of my chair laughing!

[Lowjoe]

after re-reading this 1 year old thread and pissing me pants whilst doing it i just wanted to bump it and find out what funny things happend in the meantime
so, get started

[Airsoft]

Someone was playing some really loud music over mumble, and in the background the player's mom came in and yelled "Turn it down!"