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doughter off player: "um dad...i think i'm pregnant."
player: (after a pause)"good for you then"

"i hope it's not muttrah again"(on muttrah server)

a voice far away
player: "yes grandpa, now put that toy gun back"
same voice far away
player: "no i don't know where your pants are"

Round was almost over and I heard this in the background:
" Honey, my mother's visiting for Thanksgiving"
" FU**ING BI***!" * He just died*
" What the f***! Who the f*** are you Mr. Can't Get It Up"
He wasn't in the squad the next round....

J.Silver wrote:Round was almost over and I heard this in the background:
" Honey, my mother's visiting for Thanksgiving"
" FU**ING BI***!" * He just died*
" What the f***! Who the f*** are you Mr. Can't Get It Up"
He wasn't in the squad the next round....

Yeah, it's always disturbing to know that your wife's mom is coming in a few days.

DrugKoala wrote:Yeah, it's always disturbing to know that your wife's mom is coming in a few days.

speaking out off experians, i guess?

you should make another topic about "hot mic bug" : made up stories lol

lmao! ^

I'd guess about 3/4 parts of these things are true

Haha, good stuff here.

Personally, the funniest thing I have heard is:



Player: Pre-Pubescent American

Map: Al Basrah, Insurgency, Insurgent Win.

"TAKE THAT YOU MOTHERF**KING WHO**S!"



Little kids these days, eh?

woodzkiller wrote: a voice far away
player: "yes grandpa, now put that toy gun back"
same voice far away
player: "no i don't know where your pants are"

I could not stop laughing!

Duckmeister wrote:I could not stop laughing!

i wonder what grandpa said the first time

woodzkiller wrote:doughter off player: "um dad...i think i'm pregnant."
player: (after a pause)"good for you then"

.......... Nah-ah

Sgt. Mahi wrote:.......... Nah-ah

could be, my friend heard it, told it to me, probably just trying to be intresting

boilerrat wrote:Someone hitting a bong....ffffffughgughgugh aahhhh....

I heard something similiar, but way hilarious..

(round ends) mic static (like it was moved or bumped)
*gurglegurglegurglegurgle*
(immediately followed by a horrific coughing and choking noise), then..

*coughcooooough* f**ki*coughinggagcoughcough*f**kin A man* coughcoughcough* f**kin A man, why you put Dr. pepper in my bong?!?*(in a hoarse voice)

Yanked the headphone cord from the jack when I fell outta my chair...

Also not the hot mike bug, but somewhat connected to the theme of this thread:

Last night I was trying out the new Helmand Map in SP, when suddenly some godawful Rick Astley song started to drone out of the speakers.

My first thought was that I had inadvertendly stumbled into a goon channel on Mumble, and was about to start a rant about such things being against the Geneva Convention, until I realised that this was actually part of the map (you go and bust the birthday party mid-map, but brace your ears).

Made me laugh, brilliant touch by the developers!

I heard someone say,

"B*tch make me a sandwich!"
NO JOKE!
i fell out of my chair laughing so hard i almost choked to death.

In the highest pitch voice ever;
"Mum! The dog poo'd on my bed!"
The most funniest thing I heared for weeks afterwards.

"Oh sweet, Hot mic. Hey my name's Mega Goth - check out my youtube page it's... [cut off]"

To this day, I know not what his youtube account is or was... *sigh*

One time I heard a bunch of static and people moving around, I fell out of my chair laughing!

after re-reading this 1 year old thread and pissing me pants whilst doing it i just wanted to bump it and find out what funny things happend in the meantime
so, get started

Someone was playing some really loud music over mumble, and in the background the player's mom came in and yelled "Turn it down!"