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Playing Karbala in a squad of 2 sappers and SL. I and the other sapper are remining the eastern bridge after some idiot drove over the mines.
The SL picks us up with a car to go to the other side. He speeds towards the bridge.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Of course we hit the mines.
Then our car blows up . Luckily we didnt get the TK, someone else had planted mines there too.

So one time i was an insurgent on one of the many insurgent maps.

I took a sapper kit, you know, the one with glorious IED's and all that fun jazz. Anyways I used up mine blowing up an incoming truck and humvee, and went back to get more. How I "used" to get my weapon is use the scroll wheel and click to see when i had my weapon full.

So i fill up my ied slot, but in my haste to find out if i had gotten my ied, I accidentally placed it on the cache...

So then i was like "OH **** GOTTA SWITCH FROM THE SWITCH!!!" so then i was fumbling about trying to get the remote off my screen, i end up switching to my main gun, but just as i did, i get hit with server lag. I also happen to spot an enemy in front of me. I shoot. It goes right back to my remote just as i click. Boom.

I still have NO idea how that happened. I probably had the remote selected... idk.. XD

Stryker managed to escape from our RPG ambush, but fortunatly his RTB didn't go so well
[XFIRE]3e3f36[/XFIRE]

I have no pictures on that or video but i swear .

Once upon a time on kashan training server (my clan's server 39thBattalion) a unit composed of 3 HIGHLY TRAINED SOLDIER (DA 1335 SPEC OPS SNIPAZ) was walking to the North Bunker .Then they ask mortars to provide smoke on them and ahead of their position , mortar request was accepted mortar were firing .Our 3 brave mens continue towards NB , Splash on smoke nade explode 50 ~ 80 m infront of them , they decided to sprint in the smoke AND SUDDENDLY one of the 3 died.

It was me , i was like " WTF !!!!! what happened to me" (no shots were fired) then i saw some smoke comin out of my body....I HAD BEEN HIT BY A SMOKE SHELL .
That is my most funy/epic/F up moment of PR .Can you belive it the shell fell right on me not 10m away or 1m away from me ON TOP . DANG!!!! ^^

Wadziu wrote:Stryker managed to escape from our RPG ambush, but fortunatly his RTB didn't go so well
[XFIRE]3e3f36[/XFIRE]

Ahahahah, good one. I've been blown up this way even when my APC wasn't damaged, thanks to a head on collision.

In kokan, i found a car (as taliban) in the main base. It was smoking so i parked it in repair point. Then i looked around while car was being repaired i got in again and almost the same moment i was dead. All vechicles got blown up. My friend, who was standing next to me saw the C4 laying in the back of the car and didnt trust it. So he jumped straight away behind a fixed crate (at rearm point) and survived. I still have no idea why that car blew up, havent even pressed anything.

NautaFIN wrote:Mortar direct hit on MEC jet (in flight) in Kashan

Pic by splatters from today's game

That's not a fail. That is a complete and utter win. dude like 1:1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
chance of that ever happening again lol

Donib wrote:In kokan, i found a car (as taliban) in the main base. It was smoking so i parked it in repair point. Then i looked around while car was being repaired i got in again and almost the same moment i was dead. All vechicles got blown up. My friend, who was standing next to me saw the C4 laying in the back of the car and didnt trust it. So he jumped straight away behind a fixed crate (at rearm point) and survived. I still have no idea why that car blew up, havent even pressed anything.

Ammo techy spawned on it in the repair station and blew it up. It's an annoying issue with the Taliban main in Kokan. Lost many techies because of that.

tommytgun wrote:That's not a fail. That is a complete and utter win. dude like 1:1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
chance of that ever happening again lol

Well, I got mortared in a Kiowa. I'm pretty sure.

I was playing as US Army on Korengal on the 116-slot server, and one of the caches was behind the US base and we were getting base raped while squads kept suiciding themselves trying to go uphill. So I decide to solo walk all the way to the other cache at the other end of the map.

I narrowly escape detection as 2 Talibans pass within 5 meters of me (heard me walking), kill the one and only defender of the cache, drop 2 incendiaries on it, and instead of dropping an ammo bag to replenish, I think "hey I should check out the Taliban's kit". Turns out he had a combat engineer kit but since he already had spent his artillery IED I just put a claymore for the heck of it . But I didn't have enough time to get back to my other kit, and I couldn't DROP THE KIT. It was bugged or something, pressing T didn't bring up any menus. As my screen went black, I detonated the claymore, almost killing myself, while I blindly searched for my kit... and died without destroying the cache.

tommytgun wrote:That's not a fail. That is a complete and utter win. dude like 1:1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
chance of that ever happening again lol

And whats the numbers for a jet being struck mid air by a jdam (the missle itself)? cause ive seen that happen ^_^

Jumped out of a heli while panic slapping keys looking for the deploy parachute key..
-died..
-Revived by a medic while under heavy fire
-turned & killed the medic that revived me because I thought he was an enemy.
-about the moment I realized the mistake the heli I jumped out of landed on me
killing me & 3 other team8 bots.

lost the flag & pretty sure the enemy bots were all amazed @ the splendid stupidity skills.

??? - Xfire Video

I dont know what happened here, either the pilot died but helicopter survived the crash and we destroyed it, or the piloted wanted to go afk quickly, so he landed here in the middle of nowhere, thinking it is safe but didnt see my squad. Anyhow we blew up the kiowa

I managed to sneak up with gary on tank and two APCs camping in front of their base at fallujah and park it just in front of APC and behind the tank just to realize it's fake gary

Muttrah city, I was watching over my team from a building with a sniper. Unfortunately they got raped by an APC, suddenly enemies were all over the place capping, so I waited for shots were I'd avoid detection. Suddenly I saw a dude, on the top of a building 200 meters to the east, he was watching something down there. I took a breath, slowly, took the windspeed into account ( ), he started moving, he was turned back on me, I took the shot, the bullet landed on the back of the head, launching him over the wall of the roof down into a 100 meter fall, only to read I killed my teammate

Silly_Savage wrote:

My all time favourite this one ... ever. The commentary makes me laugh every time.

Ramiel
I am buried by the FOB my SL placed on top of my head.
next step- i respawn on the rally point @ same location
Blackhawk comes and drops a crate on my head and im dead dead again :/

My greatest fail-moment happened today, on the 128-player server. I was in a CAS squad as a Havok gunner. While waiting for the birds to warm up before takeoff, I wanted to switch to thermals, and... well I'm not sure of what happened, basically I launched a missile and teamkilled the other Havok. ops: Maybe I clicked twice, maybe it was just a bug or lag or whatever - but damn, it was embarrassing (and funny too). I was like, WHAT THE F.CK?

. :d reamsequencer^ wrote:My greatest fail-moment happened today, on the 128-player server. I was in a CAS squad as a Havok gunner. While waiting for the birds to warm up before takeoff, I wanted to switch to thermals, and... well I'm not sure of what happened, basically I launched a missile and teamkilled the other Havok. ops: Maybe I clicked twice, maybe it was just a bug or lag or whatever - but damn, it was embarrassing (and funny too). I was like, WHAT THE F.CK?

I took off with a Cow in Kashan. For I did not have anywhere to go, I decided to just hover in front of the other Cow... It was just 1 minute into the round.