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LOLOL this happened today on Operation Barracuda. A squad mate of mine got friendly killed by a attack huey near the bridge inside of a bunker. The bunker got blown up and there was nothing but debris. He was calling out for medic and I was looking for him until I saw his foot sticking out of some rubble. LoL! I'm like,
"I don't think I can get to you man... You're like under some debris right now."
"Can you try to get me up?"
"Where do I stick it in ya? Your foot?"
"Lol, I don't know man!"

So I moved him out of place with the arm action thingy. It took a while.
"LOLOL!! THIS IS LIKE GIVING BIRTH!" --Me, his other foot just popped out of the wreckage.
"LOL!" --Him

I continued and then both of his legs popped out. I pushed and pushed and then his chest popped out instantly and then his head! LOLOL Epipen out!

HE'S ALIVE!!!

"THANKS BRO!!"
"NO PROBLEM!"

The other night we were on Karbala, I was in a Stryker with a friend, we were cruising around when we saw a group of civilians and a few gunmen behind them, my gunner fired a few bursts trying to kill the guys behind the civis, so they all grouped up together.

I tired to give my gunner a better shot so i rolled up close to them, one of the gunmen throw a molotov on the Stryker and it started to burn, so I drove the stryker right up to their position and started to burn them. Killed them all with their own fire , it was hilarious seeing them run while being chased by a burning Stryker.

We were on Muttrah City and I was a USMC Huey trans pilot. Me and my buddy were flying and I just dropped a guy off at Fortress and he just inserted a squad at North City if I remember correctly. Anyways that squad was deep in the city and they needed supplies so I volunteered to drop them some and he could drop supplies at the fortress. Over the bay I suddenly realized I should have asked for a marker on the squad, but my SL was afk. So I start slowing down over the road next to the water and I began taking AA fire!

Cockpit starts going all red and I still couldn't see the squad. After taking enough hits I decided to leave then my helo began to sink and I was like Oh ****. I "decided" to make an emergency landing on the first random street I saw. I nearly put the helo down on top of a fence and tipped it over. I bailed out on the ground turns out I crash-landed right next to the squad that needed supplies Helo blew up, but man that was just sheer luck where I landed.

At a LAN party we sat 4 man in a taliban car with AK's sticking out everywhere. We drove around behind enemy lines and completely surprised the enemy. Some american soldiers just gave up and stood still waiting to get shot when they saw us come
While we did this crazy run we listened to arabic jihad music, no disrespect, that was funny as hell

today on barracuda i shot down a huey by nailing the pilot with some rounds from chinese marksman kit, followed by getting whack a moled by an enemy 203, which i survived to get shot by some1 who has really good aim and ninja skills

Binary101 wrote:The other night we were on Karbala, I was in a Stryker with a friend, we were cursing around when we saw a group of civilians and a few gunmen behind them, my gunner fired a few bursts trying to kill the guys behind the civis, so they all grouped up together.

I tired to give my gunner a better shot so i rolled up close to them, one of the gunmen throw a molotov on the Stryker and it started to burn, so I drove the stryker right up to their position and started to burn them. Killed them all with their own fire , it was hilarious seeing them run while being chased by a burning Stryker.

LOL I was one of them, that was bloody annoying we were all expecting the system to work.

Sometimes they just come right in and run us straight down lol

dtacs wrote:LOL I was one of them, that was bloody annoying we were all expecting the system to work.

Sometimes they just come right in and run us straight down lol

lol I thought the fire would be counted as team killing as well, btw did the civis die as Martyrs?

Funniest thing I ever did in PR was basketball in Ramiel, pictures speak louder than words LOL,here's a pic!
BTW how to make the picture to be shown in its acutal size????

PatrickLA_CA wrote:Funniest thing I ever did in PR was basketball in Ramiel, pictures speak louder than words LOL,here's a pic!
BTW how to make the picture to be shown in its acutal size????

LOL!! didn't know you could jump THAT high!

Also, for full-sized pictures: upload your picture to a website (suggestion: Image hosting, free photo sharing & video sharing at Photobucket) and get the [IMG] (image) link.

Post the link between [IMG]s ([IMG]yadayadayada[/ IMG] WITHOUT A SPACE BETWEEN THE SLASH AND THE IMG!)

Hope you understand!



in the city and they needed supplies so I volunteered to drop them some and he could drop supplies at the fortress. Over the bay I suddenly realized I should have asked for a marker on the squad, but my SL was afk. So I start slowing down over the road next to the water and I began taking AA fire!

Cockpit starts going all red and I still couldn't see the squad. After taking enough hits I decided to leave then my helo began to sink and I was like Oh ****. I "decided" to make an emergency landing on the first random street I saw. I nearly put the helo down on top of a fence and tipped it over. I bailed out on the ground turns out I crash-landed right next to the squad that needed supplies Helo blew up, but man that was just sheer luck where I landed.[/QUOTE]

LOL! Tried dropping the crate right before "landing"?

Well the funniest thing ever would have been when i lifted off with an LB and my best friend didnt let me know he was coming in hot with his huey... Biggest crash ever.........

I'd have to say the first time I played and attempted to jump off of a building, only to hit the ground with no parachute.

From the previous picture I posted I can just suggest to add a ball to the unarmed kit, and when you throw it it acts like grenade, but it doesn't blow, and then you collect it on G! LOL

First day of 0.9 I played Yamalia on a public server, and when everyone spawned in no one remembered how to deploy their parachute. It was great watching thirty people falling to their death below me.

Just a minuite ago here...

On Jabal, as MEC: We were pushed back to north bridge and I had a LAT kit, transport huey comes flying in really low right above me, so I shoot it with the LAT and it blows up, the wreckage hitting our squadleader he never knew what hit him

Silent Eagle as Americans: I just destroyed the Russian MIG with the US Littlebird.

PatrickLA_CA wrote:Funniest thing I ever did in PR was basketball in Ramiel, pictures speak louder than words LOL,here's a pic!
BTW how to make the picture to be shown in its acutal size????

Psshhhh photoshop!

Leading a squad on, cant remember what map.

Our team is loosing and we only have about 30 more tickets left.
I'm trying not to give up.

"Ok guys, the rounds not over, we can still win this, we never give up!"

Literally half a second after I said that BOOOOOOOOOM a JDAM was dropped on us.

A couple of seconds of dead silence followed and then we all started laughing like crazy.

while walking on iron ridge near small buildings north of the big wheel, an apc came by,

i fire one shot at it from my gun out of boredom and it blows up. for a few seconds i really thought it was me, but it must have been a mine. Thats the only logical reason i can think of as it didnt look damaged before i fired

On Korangal Valley, our squad was in need of a transport and a person soloing a humvee (for no apparent reason as there was no other squads with or near him) happened to park in a small village nearby. Thus, when he exited and showed he didn't need it anymore, our squad entered the vehicle. However, for some reason he ran and hopped back in, and started complaining we "stole" his vehicle.

Eventually we got stuck in one of those hard-to-get-out-ditches, and after lots of whining he took the vehicle and attempted to maneuver out of the ditch, but ran over our squad leader who happened to be a server admin.

A lolsome kick soon followed.