New IKEA Store Opening in Helmand!

Post by **Rhino** » 2011-10-07 01:54

[center]IKEA Home Furnishings is proud to announce its first store opening in Afghanistan which is situated in Helmand Province, 30 minutes from the centre of Lashkar Gah!

As always IKEA stacks a wide range of over 1,000 unique and exclusive products for our wide customer base!

You can also shop in perfect safety with security being provided by the local Taliban fighters and war lords.

Everything is 1/2 price for the first two months so don't miss out on this huge bargain![/center]

Thanks for listening

Guniv · Post by **Guniv** » 2011-10-07 02:11

I quite like the rug selection.

Rezza · Post by **Rezza** » 2011-10-07 02:12

Took long i've been wanting to buy quality carpets from Ikea in afghanistan for soo long!

Zrix · Post by **Zrix** » 2011-10-07 02:28

lulz wat

Stealthgato · Post by **Stealthgato** » 2011-10-07 02:39

TEA POTS

Reddeath · Post by **Reddeath** » 2011-10-07 02:45

Project Reality Porn?

Sabre_tooth_tigger · Post by **Sabre_tooth_tigger** » 2011-10-07 02:54

Rezza;bt6644 wrote:Took long i've been wanting to buy quality carpets from Ikea in afghanistan for soo long!

Persia does worlds best carpets, Ikea come to learn

whatshisname55 · Post by **whatshisname55** » 2011-10-07 03:09

How much for the little yellow chair? I only have a couple tandem RPG's, hopefully that will cover it.

Post by **Rhino** » 2011-10-07 04:18

whatshisname55;bt6649 wrote:How much for the little yellow chair? I only have a couple tandem RPG's, hopefully that will cover it.

Two Camels, not sure how much that is in RPGs I'll have to ask my manager.

AcornBeing · Post by **AcornBeing** » 2011-10-07 04:30

LOL, to be honest, this is the place I least expected to see. I wonder if an apc can enter the warehouse/store? I guess not, so it will be a great refuge for Taliban inside, so yay!!!

Reddeath · Post by **Reddeath** » 2011-10-07 04:53

AcornBeing;bt6651 wrote:LOL, to be honest, this is the place I least expected to see. I wonder if an apc can enter the warehouse/store? I guess not, so it will be a great refuge for Taliban inside, so yay!!!

I don't believe this is an actual IKEA store, it is just a large amount of statics that are being introduced for more minor detail in the game.

EnermaX · Post by **EnermaX** » 2011-10-07 05:06

new statics ftw!

Post by **Rhino** » 2011-10-07 05:11

Reddeath;bt6652 wrote:I don't believe this is an actual IKEA store, it is just a large amount of statics that are being introduced for more minor detail in the game.

correct, I would have put a lot more care at placing them down if it was a real store in a map or w/e rather than just using a script to space them all out

Post by **AFsoccer** » 2011-10-07 05:42

Looks great Rhino! You've been busy.

maarit · Post by **maarit** » 2011-10-07 05:54

do afgan store sell these?
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we can use those as hideouts.

Post by **Rhino** » 2011-10-07 06:03

Not currently but we may put them into the stock in the future if we feel there is enough customer demand

PLODDITHANLEY · Post by **PLODDITHANLEY** » 2011-10-07 06:04

With Ikea and Google the problems are bound to end soon, with rampant capitalism taking over....

sweedensniiperr · Post by **sweedensniiperr** » 2011-10-07 06:58

Nice, now i won't feel homesick in helmand!

TheComedian · Post by **TheComedian** » 2011-10-07 07:19

This made me chuckle. A good start for the day.

psychickactivity · Post by **psychickactivity** » 2011-10-07 07:40

My wife will be happy, and my wallet will cry again.