[List] What was your funniest kill/moment?

Sgt_Canadian_Floss · Post by **Sgt_Canadian_Floss** » 2007-09-29 01:36

Simple question : What was your funniest kill/moment?

Mine :
Just a few minutes ago, was acutally two kills
Was following my squadmate as a medic he turns a corner and starts jumpin' and shootin' like a madman... Thats when I see some MEC guy doing the exact same thing right beside him.
I watch this interresting Ballet for about 10 seconds until the MEC shoots dead my squadmate, thats when I decide to shoot him and kill him (wich I succeded in) I revive my teamate, finaly turn the freagin corner and the exact same thing happens again. I was laughting my *** off

DavidP · Post by **DavidP** » 2007-09-29 02:41

Being Insurgent sniper on Basrah. I saw my teammates in a technical having a Drive-by fight with 3 brits in a Land rover. They were both doing all kinds of turns trying not to get hit and what not, My team manges to damage the land rover pretty bad, The brit driving manages to do a u-turn at top speed, And his GPMG gunner kills the .50 cal gunner on my teams technical, The Pickup u-turns and follows, With the guy on the RPK blazing they manage to get it down to smoking then out of nowhere they get blown up by the APC, Now i'm laughing like crazy because of the irony(That same squad managed to blow up an APC 1 minute earlier with an RPG before they encountered the Land rover) The Brits stop and try to fix their vehicle, I'm lining up my hot for a headshot on the mechanic when he ducks and i hit the Land rover killing all 3 of them.

Post by **Outlawz7** » 2007-09-29 12:39

Back in Bf2 Demo - I get killed by some lone wolf trying to capture the flag, I was hanging around I spawn back on it, guy is behind the wall, I throw a grenade into some shrub next to me and the guy stands up, doesn't notice me and runs straight to that shrub and gets grenaded in the face

Beats all other BF2/PRM kills

Although I do remember TB Basrah, where I came in 10 minutes before Insurgents lost and ended up on top 5 with like 24 kills, since there was a USMC squad with a glitched rally point north of Mosque. I kept them quite busy and they never even checked around the corner, where I kept spawning out of the car, then climbing up the wall and just wait for someone to pop out, shot him, medic comes, he gets shot, could almost play Benny Hill next to it

Post by **Mongolian_dude** » 2007-09-29 13:16

Only about 4 times has it happened since early .32.
I will find myself combating a larger enemy force which i may happen to push back or force into cover.
I then chase come around a corner in pursuit only to see a good 2/3 of a 64 man team ( and ironically its ALWAYS against the PLA) all running in my direction, weapons raised.
Im usually so amused/shocked, I leg it.

...mongol...

OiSkout · Post by **OiSkout** » 2007-09-29 13:37

DavidP wrote:Being Insurgent sniper on Basrah. I saw my teammates in a technical having a Drive-by fight with 3 brits in a Land rover. They were both doing all kinds of turns trying not to get hit and what not, My team manges to damage the land rover pretty bad, The brit driving manages to do a u-turn at top speed, And his GPMG gunner kills the .50 cal gunner on my teams technical, The Pickup u-turns and follows, With the guy on the RPK blazing they manage to get it down to smoking then out of nowhere they get blown up by the APC, Now i'm laughing like crazy because of the irony(That same squad managed to blow up an APC 1 minute earlier with an RPG before they encountered the Land rover) The Brits stop and try to fix their vehicle, I'm lining up my hot for a headshot on the mechanic when he ducks and i hit the Land rover killing all 3 of them.

Haha oh man, me and my friend used to go Land Rovering all the time because sometimes we wouldn't have enough members for a SL kit in a squad, and all sniper kits were taken. We mainly did this on Helmand due to the lack of RPG kits. Pretty much the most fun thing ever, we used to just do drive bys all the time. One time in Basrah we were doing that and my squad filled up so we started to actually do infantry stuff, but discovered a second Land Rover someone ditched. So now we had two full Land Rovers roaming the streets at full speed tearing stuff up!

We finally get something and drive up towards Mosque to destroy a cache and take serious fire on the way. I guess the second driver of the car doesn't have a license in real-life or is an a-hole, and was tailgating the first car. First one swirves out of the way of oncoming RPGs and hits a pole, effectively stopping it. Second car follows, and BAM! -100000 points. And that is why you don't tailgate in real life kids.

SGT.JOKER · Post by **SGT.JOKER** » 2007-09-29 16:50

I was on basrah and my squad was looking for caches around that small island area when we saw a civie one of my squad mates went over to knife him but the civi got on a motercycle and attempted to run us over with the bike for the next 5 minutes or so. After running into allot of walls and some of our bullets he hit one of the large dumpsters (?) and blew himself up.

supahpingi · Post by **supahpingi** » 2007-09-29 19:17

I was on sunset city a few days ago.
A guy in my squad was solo-ing in an apc,he whent out and got killed.
then another squad mate went into the apc and started taking his place.
Then the ******* came back and he was getting angry because the other one "stole" his apc.he was trethening us with death and stuff but me and the other ione had our laughs.

-=TB=-Tobakfromcuba · Post by **-=TB=-Tobakfromcuba** » 2007-10-08 20:15

usmc pushed to ejods north desert, me as a one-man spec-op-squad discovered a mec firebase 100m east of east city, quite plenty tangos spawning there. i got me a car and drove to the fb, got a slam on it, going for some (road)kills then. result: 8 or 9 enemys down, fb destroyed, so i came back for finishing the basement in case some with a shovel is still around. i manage 2 more kills as a teammate arrives the scenario and kills a guy i shot blurry before as he tried to repair the basement.
i informed commander that fb is down, he writes into chat :" fb east city is down, thx".
the blue guy who joined me lately then responds to the commander and the team: "np"
lol

MrD · Post by **MrD** » 2007-10-08 20:27

Ejod city, running round the corner of a building just south of Gardens, where the entire enemy team (12 or 13 of them) had smoke the area and were healing up and reloading magazines prior to a total assault on the gardens.

I ran round the corner through the smoke with C4 held out and got right into the middle of the, things slowed down as I entered the group and I saw people realising and turning towards me to fire, when I double left clicked and wiped them all off the face of the map

Post by **Outlawz7** » 2007-10-08 20:37

Had similar actually, an US squad near Ruins on Ejod, all wrapped up in smoke, so all the MEC wondered, wtf is going on with all the smoke, I go in with my G3, and kill them all, before they even knew what happened. And didn't even get shot

hurts · Post by **hurts** » 2007-10-08 22:19

In Mestia, i was playing as "Colonel Lucan Jacups" of the rebllion. So i am walking to meet up with my XO & Seargent, when i see five british guys run out. I hit the deck, and blow two of their heads off. The other three shoot everywhere. I slaughter them. I laughed so hard. I used the SVD through all of this.

Reddish Red · Post by **Reddish Red** » 2007-10-09 11:41

On Ejod, I was moving to a Enemy rally point to take it out, when i was shot and started being blurred, knowing that i wouden't make it there with my knife i took out grenade and threw it in the direction of the rally.. Killing about 5 people that spawned there and the rally point.

ZephyrDraevyn · Post by **ZephyrDraevyn** » 2007-10-10 09:21

Playing as Insurgent Ambusher on Al Basra... driving around in a Jihad Car with an additional 4x IED packs strapped on... spot the Merlin coming in to the west of the city, low and slow on a landing profile, pointing away from me. Nearby sniperkit calls out that it's full of troops and that the back ramp is coming down.

I drove the jihad car right at the merlin, triggered the Cantina music about 10 feet away from the helo, drove the car into the ramp and hit the boombang button...

One helo, 6 troops down from that explosion, another 3 troops down 2 minutes later from the sniper... =)

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » 2007-10-10 12:35

Did you ever roleplay in Basrah? Get the british team to stay at the vehicle checkpoint while they check incomming cars with civilians for IED's and let them pass if they are clean so they can drive to work etc..many possible attacks by hidden ied's or insurgents ... great fun ..was my best battlefield 2 experience ever ..we were 20 people it was just great.. if you ever find a roleplay server give it a try

ZephyrDraevyn · Post by **ZephyrDraevyn** » 2007-10-10 15:39

Neutrino wrote:Did you ever roleplay in Basrah? Get the british team to stay at the vehicle checkpoint while they check incomming cars with civilians for IED's and let them pass if they are clean so they can drive to work etc..many possible attacks by hidden ied's or insurgents ... great fun ..was my best battlefield 2 experience ever ..we were 20 people it was just great.. if you ever find a roleplay server give it a try

An interesting idea... Could be a laugh for an evening

Got any RP Servers in mind, as I wouldn't mind giving this a go

torenico · Post by **torenico** » 2007-10-11 06:54

The best funny event was on basrah 0.5

I was member of a scuad.. and we was cleaning the way of apc

so we killed all type of bad guys.. snipers.. HAT snipers, gunners

we see a insurgent on a corner.. looking the ground whit the knife on his hand..

we didnt shoot im.. he look us.. and do the funny NO using the mouse

the leader say FIRE!!

TATATATATATTATATATATATAT 6 guys firing on the rebel!!!

the rebel say.. damms m16.. im eating bullets

Freelance_Commando · Post by **Freelance_Commando** » 2007-10-18 09:09

Throwing rocks at APC's for the first/ second time. It just feels so satisfying, doing absolutely no damage but pissing them off real bad.
Ah, good times.

Hx.Clavdivs · Post by **Hx.Clavdivs** » 2007-10-20 03:01

Running over a ridge, and finding a spawncar.

Only trouble is
a) I'm british
b) I'm a medic
c) 2 civvies spawn in the car

Only thing I could think of was to jump on the hood of the car and try to knife them while they where driving away. Hey, it works in the movies! Right?

Needless to say, I failed.

Post by **Outlawz7** » 2007-10-20 06:11

Uh yea, you can shoot the civilians, if they're in a vehicle btw...

[List] What was your funniest kill/moment?

[List] What was your funniest kill/moment?

a "technical" kill