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[List] funniest accidental Team kill

Posted: 2008-09-18 11:35
by smee
Last night a squad member ( GMAND ) shot down a Lb with AA. And managed to team kill with the Lb wreckage Landing on top of a squad member. Was geat shot but amazing managing to take out a friendly :)

Gmand's done some corkers.

Playing as insurgent Gmand placed IED to take out a hummer, took out hummer not a problem. The resulting explosion took out the weapon cache and the 3 of us near the cache. opps. :) was funny


any other good accidental team kills

Re: funniest accidental Team kill

Posted: 2008-09-18 11:56
by Tartantyco
-Hah, on Muttrah one of my SMs was a pilot and we were at the East flag mosque. He comes flying just above while I'm standing at the back entrance. Suddenly I hear an explosion as he's hit by an AA, then I get hit on the head by the wreck...

Re: funniest accidental Team kill

Posted: 2008-09-18 13:34
by Rudd
MrD. what else is there to say :D

Re: funniest accidental Team kill

Posted: 2008-09-18 14:26
by scanline
Well there was that time when GMAND shot down Smee in a friendly jet because he wanted to see if the missiles would work against a friendly jet. Then there was that little incident in the tournament when GMAND killed his squad leader Smee and two other members of the squad with the grenade launcher.
There have been so many but I just realised you meant team killing in general and not specifally GMAND, no I don't recall any incident that didn't include GMAND in some way. :-D

Re: funniest accidental Team kill

Posted: 2008-09-18 14:35
by Panzar
I had the 'big red' on basrah, driving by Mosque...see a tank and blow up, 13 teamkills (I counted) and 1 cache gone, wiped out all of my squad. I need the BR files from that round :P

Re: funniest accidental Team kill

Posted: 2008-09-18 15:03
by MadTommy
Panzar wrote:I had the 'big red' on basrah, driving by Mosque...see a tank and blow up, 13 teamkills (I counted) and 1 cache gone, wiped out all of my squad. I need the BR files from that round :P
funniest or daftest? :shock:

For me its gotta be the old classic...

Over eager stranded infantry wanting an evac.... always getting squashed by the chopper. I've been on both ends tooo many times. doh!

Re: funniest accidental Team kill

Posted: 2008-09-18 15:49
by TAW_Cutthroat
MadTommy wrote: Over eager stranded infantry wanting an evac.... always getting squashed by the chopper. I've been on both ends tooo many times. doh!
Epoch wasn't flying was he?? :smile:

Re: funniest accidental Team kill

Posted: 2008-09-18 16:47
by space
I was flying a full huey in Jabal a while back. Vodics popped up all along my planned route and I ended up going up near A1. I went out of bounds and because it was the corner, I got a bit disorientated as I tried to turn back in, and just skirted outside the map.
We all died for desertion :/
Worst thing is noone called me a noob or anything - the silence was painful. :( I quietly got my coat and left the server in shame.

I did laugh when I accidentally rocketed Rudd on Barracuda last night though
:D :D :razz:

Re: funniest accidental Team kill

Posted: 2008-09-18 16:49
by Rudd
spacemanc wrote: I did laugh when I accidentally rocketed Rudd on Barracuda last night though
:D :D :razz:
:evil: lol, our VOIP had many a swearword at that point :D

Re: funniest accidental Team kill

Posted: 2008-09-18 16:52
by Scot
spacemanc wrote: I did laugh when I accidentally rocketed Rudd on Barracuda last night though
:D :D :razz:
Lmao Talking of Rudd, I was on T&T, and there were two militia techincals in Storage, each at the back covering the doors. I shot around Rudd to annoy him, he shot at me. So then I lined up the perfect shots, fired a burst and as I did it he moved quickly to the left and I tked him!!! The bad thing was he had a damn Brit Marksman Kit!!!

But the best was, there was an APC raping Storage, so I went round the back of it, and placed 1 mine, then he dropped ammo conveinetly for me! So of course I place 3 mines down. Then I was on top of it, it moved and I died(worth it for the record!!) So then everyone cheers up and is about to Drive a technical out of the Storage. Then I remembered I put down the extras, and literally as I was saying it i see the message for Tk!! Heheh luckily, everyone took it as a joke :p Thanks guys!! :p

Re: funniest accidental Team kill

Posted: 2008-09-18 16:54
by Rudd
TheScot666 wrote:Lmao Talking of Rudd, I was on T&T, and there were two militia techincals in Storage, each at the back covering the doors. I shot around Rudd to annoy him, he shot at me. So then I lined up the perfect shots, fired a burst and as I did it he moved quickly to the left and I tked him!!! The bad thing was he had a damn Brit Marksman Kit!!!
We have our confession, BAN BAN BAN!!! :twisted:

Re: funniest accidental Team kill

Posted: 2008-09-18 16:58
by Scot
Ruud stuck something hard into me when I was limp and on the floor... BAN BAN BAN!!

:D

Re: funniest accidental Team kill

Posted: 2008-09-18 21:40
by kevlarorc
same thing happened with chopper wreckage here
YouTube - Project Reality - funny team kill

Re: funniest accidental Team kill

Posted: 2008-09-19 00:29
by Zerapup
lol i was killed by random AA shot while i was in the grass

Re: funniest accidental Team kill

Posted: 2008-09-19 03:17
by Tirak
TG Server, Fools Road, really, really, early morning. We just finished setting a rally after capping a flag and were regrouping, unfortunately one of my squadmates was an idiot driver and had damaged his perfectly good Land Rover, so me being the helpful engineer told him I'd fix it, and make the noobish mistake of going behind the rover to fix it. The SL told everyone to dismount and take covering positions so the enemy wouldn't hear the engine. Low and behold this guy gets in and gets out, gets in and gets out, repeatedly, meanwhile I'm fixing the vehicle, he gets in a final time... and drops the Landies Ammo crate right on my head.

Re: funniest accidental Team kill

Posted: 2008-09-19 03:27
by Polden
Unlucky.

Re: funniest accidental Team kill

Posted: 2008-09-19 03:32
by Gaven
There was the one time when I was a noob pilot and was trying to gain control of my huey. Finally got the thing off the deck but couldn't control it, there was a squad standing in a tight group on the deck, waiting for me to pick them up. Well, losing control, I accidentally tipped to far to the side, and strafed the deck with my rotor, killing all 6 of them, and I managed to make it out alive.

Then there was the other day on Muttrah. I was flying the huey around, and hadn't done anything for about 10 mins. Bored, I went over to the other teams base for some fun recon, saw 4 guys sitting in the middle of the parking lot, so I decided, hey why not, I'll try to land on them. Well, I managed to land directly behind them, confused they started standing around my helicopter, that's when the anti-air warning went off. I started laughing, knowing exactly what would happen as the missile blew my huey up, and the 4 guys standing around it.

Re: funniest accidental Team kill

Posted: 2008-09-19 04:18
by Polden
Gaven wrote:There was the one time when I was a noob pilot and was trying to gain control of my huey. Finally got the thing off the deck but couldn't control it, there was a squad standing in a tight group on the deck, waiting for me to pick them up. Well, losing control, I accidentally tipped to far to the side, and strafed the deck with my rotor, killing all 6 of them, and I managed to make it out alive.

Then there was the other day on Muttrah. I was flying the huey around, and hadn't done anything for about 10 mins. Bored, I went over to the other teams base for some fun recon, saw 4 guys sitting in the middle of the parking lot, so I decided, hey why not, I'll try to land on them. Well, I managed to land directly behind them, confused they started standing around my helicopter, that's when the anti-air warning went off. I started laughing, knowing exactly what would happen as the missile blew my huey up, and the 4 guys standing around it.
So... you wasted assets becuase you were bored? :? ??:

Re: funniest accidental Team kill

Posted: 2008-09-20 08:27
by Makee
My funniest is, I would say, some 6-7 months old, but it is really hard to forget it:


I was leading a militia squad, full of excellent teamworkers & good buddies of mine, at Assault on Mestia. Our main job was to defend East tower flag.

At one moment, we lost our rally point, and had to respawn at Militia main.
We spawned and started our long walk toward East tower.

Somewhere around Munitions Plant, one of my squad members spotted lonesome enemy soldier just in front of us, lying on top of the ridge in the grass, observing South with binoculars.

Someone yelled "WAIT, WAIT, don't kill him yet", and we all gathered 1m behind him, in semicircle, to see his fear and surprise when he sights 6 enemy soldiers standing and aiming on him.

It lasted a minute or so, we laughed so so hard, it was a really hilarious moment, and then he instantly arose and fired a bullet...

Guess what happened then?








Only two of us survived that cross fire teamkill mess, very badly injured.
We kinda got what we deserved. :lol:

Re: funniest accidental Team kill

Posted: 2008-09-20 16:40
by Pariel
Hahaha Makee, that's awesome.