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" Trust me. Shoot the civi in the face with a shotgun and you can arrest him "

It was a couple nights ago but I can not remember which SL said it.

Flying a Chopper and Pilot Disconnects.

xxxxx has disconnected.
"Does ANYONE know HOW TO FLY THIS THING."

Or watching fail Para-drops on Yamalia.

"Parachute doesnt equal field dressing"

"just don't kill the civies, how hard can it be"

During a double merkava assault on Gaza.

-"OMFG#@#$% TANKS ARE HERE WHERE IS THE CAR BOMB!!"

-"boom boom car otw ETA 2 boom boom minutes"

But my favorite will always be:

*after merkava explodes on a mine under rock trap trying to run over a guy*

"I LOVE YOU JOHNNY!" -Tom Dackery

lol

After a rover went into the poppi fields on Lashkar, I was joking that he will be back for that product later.

Wannabe Rambo in my squad on Al Basrah chasing a running civi towards the main road:

"Oh, you're going down *****!"

"Boom!!!"

Insurgent guy:

"Arty IED ftw!"

"Oh **** APC RUN!"
-"Marines don't Run, they retreat"
"But we aren't marines"
-"Oh right, RUN!"

US Army in Ramiel back at .85. We are in a HMMVV. "Wait... we are chasing a bomb car?" Followed by some crazy U-turn at a corner which blew us up, duh...

Via Mumble

"Hey get me some support I think the yanks are nearby"

"Actually I'm french"
DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

our SL singing about how his granny was going to make him burgers

Via mumble

Brit Commander in Siege is in his tent looking over the map, when all of a sudden, in a very cheery voice.

"Hey mate! How's it going!?"

Followed by a clip of PPSh fire.

Sniper: I see a guy 3mtr from you should I take it out?
Spotter: Hell yeah! It's only 3mtr away from me!
Sniper: I only see his chest not his head, so I wait.
Spotter: A bullet in the chest is also deadly!
Sniper: Are you sure about that? It's 200Mtr from my position!
Spotter: Shoot now he is going to kill me soon!
Sniper: Ohh wait he's is not showing his head!
Enemy: Take this m^()^^*&%$^$$% !
Spotter: OMG! I just got pwnd because you didn't shoot him and I was not avaible to shoot him.

Squad Member: "can we stop sitting here with our thumbs up our asses?"

ghost-recon wrote:Sniper: I see a guy 3mtr from you should I take it out?
Spotter: Hell yeah! It's only 3mtr away from me!
Sniper: I only see his chest not his head, so I wait.
Spotter: A bullet in the chest is also deadly!
Sniper: Are you sure about that? It's 200Mtr from my position!
Spotter: Shoot now he is going to kill me soon!
Sniper: Ohh wait he's is not showing his head!
Enemy: Take this m^()^^*&%$^$$% !
Spotter: OMG! I just got pwnd because you didn't shoot him and I was not avaible to shoot him.

Lmao. Straight outta Comp..Call of duty? Snipers are meant to aim for the head! Yah!

"You cant flip this thing" SL driving a Canadian jeep....
|PVT| Arvin[4thID] - Screenshots - Xfire

While we were building the defenses on our FOB an APC started shooting at us from across the bay. We ran around throwing smoke and finishing building, I got on the anti-tank and waited for the warm-up while the smoke clears.

Just as we can see again the APC turns around for another pass at us, and I manage to nail him with my missile. Squad leder erupts with

"Godot, I want to have sex with your body, right now!"

"How do you play medic?" - Me, when joining a squad with no one I know in it.

RustyBandSaw wrote:"How do you play medic?" - Me, when joining a squad with no one I know in it.

hey rustybandsaw!

"sorry, lag"
me after crashing a helo on muttrah before i increased my fps whenever the buildings would come into view, i would get a huge lagspike, sigh

"Its freaking ww2 here!" - Wellink [When seeing 3 apcs crossing the river and shitload of infantry pouring hell on us on the other side of the bridge at jabal al burj.]

"FOLLOW MY TRACERS!!!"



Enough said