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So, as the title says, just post the dumbest thing you've done in PR.

For my # 1: Trying to fly a helicopter with a full squad while drunk.

#2: The first day I played PR, I spent 20 minutes trying to resuscitate someone.
I had no idea what the epipen was for xD .

Trying to charge with a bayonnet a proned LMG facing me

Building an emplacement (AA I think it was), while standing on top of it.

The thing shot up from the ground and killed me.

Landing Huey next to AA FOB in Muttrah (Thought I could pull something epic out)

I t-bagged a mine and an ied underneath it that i didn't see

Bayonet charge over a hill at a tank, whole squad dead but the hilarity was worth it =D

Bayonet Rush a Bradley. I actually succeeded. Killed both the driver and gunner lulz.

Landed a cow on another cows spawn point, it spawned almost inside my own and when i tried taking off I ended up destroying mine and three more empty ones on the ship. (Beruit, there really are too many cows on that ship)

Trying to imitate Travis Pastrana with a dirtbike jump off a ramp and over a bradley, that actually worked but smashing into the wall next to it didn't...

taking off in the wrong order as a LB escort for 2 cows. i hit one of them, flipped upside down and crashed.

its why they call me Wh33lman and not Wingman

1# Chasing a guy around a corner to knife him. He turns around. Dead.

2# "Ok, the team's future belongs to you: go through the main road as fast as you can, and if you start getting shot, turn into the city".

I was sitting in a doorway, there were enemies everywhere and I'm getting healed by a medic(behind me further in the doorway) and I turn around to look at the medic. Of course right as I do this an insurgent comes around the corner and unloads a full round from an AK into the door way....Never made that mistake again.

Spending 2 weeks trying to master helo controls on training servers. Deciding I would have a go at it in a pvp battle. Somehow I find a server with Beirut. First thing I do is spawn as RUS, scramble to a helo, get it fired up and then create the first squad of the round.

15 minutes in game, no one else spawned. Maybe it has to do with my body odour, so I take of and hover just north of the freighter.
17 minutes in game, no one else spawned. Maybe I have the best ping of my life and everybody else is waiting for the map to load, so I go off and carefully scout the city, looking at the players list every 5 to 10 seconds.
30 minutes in game, no one else spawned. Just as I put the cow back in its slot on the freighter it hits me: I created this round as a local game and NOONE will EVER SPAWN.



I shut down the puter and got to bed

Did I mention it was when I got home after a 5-day training-ex just after I got hammered on rum?

Edit: I promise I will not try and fly again before I am _really_ good at it and not before I am sober enough to be able to think before I do...

saying your a pro pilot, then getting getting one of those 1-3 second lag spikes and plowing your heli into the ground (extra lulz if it was a full chinook like mine.) then afterwards saying you're sorry and that it was completely lags fault. xD

or 2.

Flying a huey in muttrah city and you see a mec rover vehicle, with 2-3 guys near it. So you deny the enemy transport by crushing it under your skids > . It worked but I didin't really plan ahead and my chopper got pretty wobbly as it bounced off it somewhat damaged, but i ended up slamming into the wall, over correcting and slamming into the other wall resulting in my death. It was during seeding, but man it was still really funny.

Going up a mountain with a suicide car while a warrior moved forward 10 meters below me he saw me getting up on the mountain i directed the car horizontally and drew backwards towards it.Just by listening to the engine sound i kept going back and right clicked.Warrior down it was really crazy.Most crazy thing i did on PR.

Wh33lman wrote: its why they call me Wh33lman and not Wingman

ahhahahahh lol atleast i know who not to fly with XD

SL: Watchout, grenade trap on that entrance.

Me: Ok.








Boom. Alt+F4

I once had to reset all of my key binds due to Forgotten Hope's leaning thing. After doing so I forgot to check the mouse reverse for helicopters.

-The first game I rolled the chopper sideways because the settings were too high and I just rolled. Embarrassed I didn't try again but I remembered to lower the setting but didn't test it on local.
-The next time (about a week later) I hopped in an on takeoff started rolling back so I pushed forward and did a complete somersault. I thought I had caught my tail on something and so I repeated it in the exact same fashion and realized the mouse wasn't reversed.
-Two days after the second incident I joined an IHS on TG which required a name change because the tags were too long. I forgot to copy my settings over to the new profile, rolled a chopper two days later.

I now have a locked, remotely saved copy of my in game settings. I haven't been able to give FH2 another try because of the embarrassment

Flying Chinook outside the edge of the map to evade techies on Archer, Pilot and Co-pilot have a 30 second out of bounds timer, aparently everyone else only have 15 seconds because when I got to ten left eveyone in the back spontaniously died.

Wh33lman wrote:its why they call me Wh33lman and not Wingman

Oooh, I see what you DID there

jumping onto an Enemy LB as it landed on Muttrah was epic till they noticed me, i managed to get on though xD