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Looked around for this thread and couldn't find it, so I decided to make one.

Write a comment of one of the most EPIC QUOTES you heard on the battlefield..

Here's one I heard.

"Oh god, he's just sitting up there and raping us!"
"Well obviously we have a rapist, in Lincoln Park!"
It just made my day, the whole sqd couldn't stay focused 5 minutes after that and 2 of the members starting singing the remix - Guess you should be there.

In the US Army team, in Kokan:

Me: "Hmm, who abandoned that HMMWV there? Let's take it."
Him: "Whatch out, Squad Leader, it might be booby-trapped."
Me: "Hahaha, never heard that expression before! lolol!"
Him: "What, trap?"

Acemantura- "hey bro, i need some sexual healing over here."

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[player].."hey 0ps love your vids your a legend"........[me].."why thx dude"

"how do use these mortar's then?"

"Hey, you wanna grab that abandoned logi truck over there?" --Me
"Yeah, why not?" --My squad leader
*We drive up to the logi truck with our humvee side by side with it and,
"BOOM!" --Artillery IED
"That was my fault." --Me
"That sneaky, sneaky *******..." --My squadmate

Then my game crashed.

luntic.ops>71 wrote:[player].."hey 0ps love your vids your a legend"........[me].."why thx dude"

Or, "Hey 0ps I'm in your vid."

"Fix Bayonets" - My Sl...

Foxxy wrote:"Fix Bayonets" - My Sl...

Pretty sure that was me

"Its called Wanda Shan, because its the sounds you make when you rubber band driving through the forest, then end up in a nest amongst quail's eggs."



...mongol...

"You know you're in TG
When mortars hit the first time"

This was I think last night, when I was asking Mongol for a Marksman kit, but then we got hit by mortars after a few moments after that question

after the whole u.s. team but me and one other guy got kicked by a glitch-

"Hey U.S. guys, come to the docks, we got cookies, and lead, mostly lead..."

When my friend and I were using insurgent mortars on Fallujah on the =49th= server


*mortars fire*
(team) [A7X] Tommy-T-Gun - Shots out, confirm splash?"

(enemy) - Whoever just mortared main, please be so kind as to go f**k yourself..."


^^

tommytgun wrote:When my friend and I were using insurgent mortars on Fallujah on the =49th= server


*mortars fire*
(team) [A7X] Tommy-T-Gun - Shots out, confirm splash?"

(enemy) - Whoever just mortared main, please be so kind as to go f**k yourself..."


^^

xD I was there....best part of the night.

Squad lead: Hmmm, our apc appears to be tracked....
Me: RAMIREZ! GET OUT AND PUSH!

^
Awesome quote.

"Dont worry ill parachute to the ground" player (rifleman) obviously they didnt deploy

"Im a medic.......Not a f*cking tree surgeon"