[List] L33t Noob moments

[LegioX]

To all you pro/experienced playas out there, what is your noobiest moment ever since you've turned pro (if that made any sense). Mine was..... check my last thread...

[Pvt.LHeureux]

Playing since 2 years.

Saying om all chat "What does FOB means? don't remember"

[PaveHawk]

On Korengal Valley, climbing a cliff. Was on a rock ledge between the top and bottom. I was using the mouse wheel to select the rope to toss up. Got a lag spike and I hear a grenade drop at my feet. The squad starts yelling at me on voip as we all get blown off the cliff because I dropped a grenade. Good times.... ops:

[Gozjh]

going to heal someone (0.9) on laskar valley, and I apparently took to long to select the med kit when I scrolled down and I planted a half of a mag into my team mates face.

joining PRTA server, told to drive a technicl on Al bashra, not told specific area to go, go wrong direction, find an APC while my whole squad was yealling at me for running into it. I was like "I AM SO CONFUSED!" then dead screen.

[Titan]

On Qwai River as US. I was driving the Striker when a full Squad called for transport. I piked them up and they wanted a ride to "Factory" as we arived they changed there mind and ask for transport to "Temple" on the other side of the river. Since i knew that the bridge was covered by an enemy TOW, i wanted to backdoor them and drove southwest with full speed into the river. Just as i could see the waterplane from below i realised the Strikers lacking ability to swim, and blew up, with a full Squad sitting in the hatch.

I was so embarrassed that i had my head on the keyboard for 5 minutes.

[Pvt.LHeureux]

On Qwai River as US. I was driving the Striker when a full Squad called for transport. I piked them up and they wanted a ride to "Factory" as we arived they changed there mind and ask for transport to "Temple" on the other side of the river. Since i knew that the bridge was covered by an enemy TOW, i wanted to backdoor them and drove southwest with full speed into the river. Just as i could see the waterplane from below i realised the Strikers lacking ability to swim, and blew up, with a full Squad sitting in the hatch.

I was so embarrassed that i had my head on the keyboard for 5 minutes.

Ouch

[dtacs]

When I realized that its stupid to rely on other people.

[BenHamish]

It has to be trying to revive enemy soldiers in the heat of the battle. Nothing else is so jaw-slappingly retarded. I've only done it a couple of times but my god did I feel silly, especially when it's under fire (involving lots of throwing of patches/sprinting & diving.

# Makes 'that' noise to indicate how stupid it is #

Oh, and once I was also a medic and reviving a squad mate in smoke under fire. I threw a patch, then came back a couple of seconds later with epipen and loudly advised 'ON REVIVE GO NORTH repeat go NORTH' .. So I revive and he runs the complete wrong way, leading to me berating him for the next minute about teamplay, following orders from medic etc. Then he meekly (and politely) points out he did actually go North, I gave him the wrong fecking direction!

Felt so embarassed for the next 30mins of the round that I apologised about once a minute for being so rude. OOooops.

[cyberzomby]

Great story's! I've done the stryker thing ages ago with a warrior on fools road

I had newb moment yesterday. I was APC'ing on Wanda-Shan. We got blown up by a hat but we (crew and squad) survived. I was with my Crewman kit on the russian side with my AKU. Fired my magazine at an enemy further away to surpress. Friendly squad moved in and took him out. I walked around a bit, and than we got fired at again.

We tried finding the guy and than I hear on Mumble: "CYBER! Hes right there in front of you in that bush!" I run up there flanking him and I click! click click lick

....forgot to reload. got shot by the guy I was flanking shortly after. Mind you, it was a good 5 minutes since I last used my weapon. Plenty of time to had it reloaded by than...

[Tompa]

uuh, once i was gonna put on some epic music in the gary, but missclicked and got 10 teamkills + 2 teachies killed... YAY!

[Tompa]

Also got perm banned for that...(sorry for double post)

[Punkbuster]

I was asking on chat who can fly an attack chopper and be my pilot?
And this guy came, dude!! I am the best pilot in this game...
And I am like ok, I invited him to my squad... and then he got in the chopper and he pressed W, and I am like dude, your W button is jammed or something (Thinking he knows what he is doing) and then.... BOOM we are in the water... (It was muttrah city)

[Naruto-kun]

My most noobish moment EVAR was during C7 of PRT

On the Battle of Muttrah I and another pilot was to land 2 Hueys that was fully loaded with infantry.

When we landed i somehow managed to flip my chopper into the other on resulting in killing almost everyone

After that I got transferred to an infantry squad by my own request

[Orford]

Taking 15 mins to move into Jabal city. Hiding from enemy squads, getting up the ladders of the hotel unseen. Finnaly about to stab the sniper on the roof who had pinned down and was spotting our teams movments. as I also wanted a clean exit I went for the knife, then I went a bit smart *** and tried to push him off. Was going well until he turned round to see what team mate *** hat was trying to push him off the roof. But it was me an enemy he fired his rifle point blank into my head. Next time I`ll just shoot the guy.

[doop-de-doo]

On Qwai River as US. I was driving the Striker when a full Squad called for transport. I piked them up and they wanted a ride to "Factory" as we arived they changed there mind and ask for transport to "Temple" on the other side of the river. Since i knew that the bridge was covered by an enemy TOW, i wanted to backdoor them and drove southwest with full speed into the river. Just as i could see the waterplane from below i realised the Strikers lacking ability to swim, and blew up, with a full Squad sitting in the hatch.

I was so embarrassed that i had my head on the keyboard for 5 minutes.

BEEN THERE!!!!

[LegioX]

Taking 15 mins to move into Jabal city. Hiding from enemy squads, getting up the ladders of the hotel unseen. Finnaly about to stab the sniper on the roof who had pinned down and was spotting our teams movments. as I also wanted a clean exit I went for the knife, then I went a bit smart *** and tried to push him off. Was going well until he turned round to see what team mate *** hat was trying to push him off the roof. But it was me an enemy he fired his rifle point blank into my head. Next time I`ll just shoot the guy.

Haha, one time on Ramiel, I stumbled upon an enemy sniper on the roof. Apparently, he was so focused shooting at us talibans ~100m in front, that he didn't hear me coming. I was doing all these funky movements behind him. Then i settled for dropping a frag on his ***. Except I pressed the left mouse button and lobbed the grenade into the charging talibans. ~3 TKs and the sniper no scoped me.

[TheComedian]

I would say my most n00b moment was crashing the LB of Karbala into a weapons cache... without destroying the cache ops:

[Pronck]

My l33t moment was sneeking trough a grassfield for 5 minutes, ending up blowing 2 APCs at the "Alpha" road in Fallujah, I first mined the back wheels of the APC at the back, crawled back in the field, crawled in front of the front APC and placed an Arty-IED near that one. A nice operation but in the end I still died due to the big blast radius of the Arty-IED.

[goguapsy]

Haha, one time on Ramiel, I stumbled upon an enemy sniper on the roof. Apparently, he was so focused shooting at us talibans ~100m in front, that he didn't hear me coming. I was doing all these funky movements behind him. Then i settled for dropping a frag on his ***. Except I pressed the left mouse button and lobbed the grenade into the charging talibans. ~3 TKs and the sniper no scoped me.

ROFL awesome!


Reminds me of this last Friday... Sniper is killing everyone spawning at cache (he had the perfect view). I spawn as civi, I see him, manage to get close to him. Like REALLY close. What could I do? Threw a rock... Missed? Anyways he started chasing me. Nothing I could do! I had the most genius idea, which I've seen a couple of times... Rope up and get the rope once on top so that dude falls...

Too bad he was too quick. I started climbing, exhaling in relief. FTSCH "bluuuhh". 140 seconds spawn.




Ah, once I decided to fly a BH in Ramiel... I create the squad, and a full squad hops in the back... "Where to?" I asked. "Near cache" they answered.

I'll let someone guess the ending. I'll tell it if no one finds out