[List] Tell me your retard-teammates experiences!

[Vista]

So yeah the title says it all, just wanna know your retard-teamates experiences...

Mine is this:

Me and my clan were in Iron Eagle, we were IDF.

We took a HMVW and moved REALY close to the flag captured by the MEC.

We were in a mountenous region...

My SQ Leader asked for a crate, so that we could make a FOB...


We LITERALY waited 1 hour for one fucking crate, and when the trans chopper gets there, he crashes... And he didnt drop the crate, I was like:


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[ryan d ale]

I think this should be in tales from the front.

[Cassius]

IDF has tons of transport including tanks that can fit 6 soldiers. If the team relies on ONE Blackhawk for transport, then thats the kinda thing that happens on that map.

As for retarded squadmembers, its mostly new players that understimate the complexity of the mod and dive straight in.

However when I squadlead and I want to move fast and tell them to hold fire and stay close and they are like uuuh a shiny target, every 20 meters, I die a little on the inside.

[Wicca]

What i love is Squadleaders inability to talk to other Squadleaders. I get quite fed up with people being so singleminded. MY SQUAD, MY GUN, MY BOAT, MINE MINE.

Jeez. Get over yourself.

There should only be one thing in every persons head in PR. MY TEAM MY TEAM.

I want everyone to say it atleast 10 times in their head right now!

[Tarranauha200]

Good reason to steal hueys on public server lol.(He crashed in sea)

[Jigsaw]

Thread moved.

[hobbnob]

I saw a squad go for ages making a fob at Jabal, then the US repair station spawned there when they capped it and destroyed the fob. They weren't happy

[lromero]

In fallujah I once had to tell my squad to open fire even though the enemy was in the middle of the street across from us around 10m away.

[Von_Gnome]

So yeah the title says it all, just wanna know your retard-teamates experiences...

Mine is this:

Me and my clan were in Iron Eagle, we were IDF.

We took a HMVW and moved REALY close to the flag captured by the MEC.

We were in a mountenous region...

My SQ Leader asked for a crate, so that we could make a FOB...


We LITERALY waited 1 hour for one fucking crate, and when the trans chopper gets there, he crashes... And he didnt drop the crate, I was like:


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I think we were in the same sq, I was a medic

[MacGyver_]

On Korengal Valley I was gunning in a stationary Crow, right outside US main. My driver was barely 10 feet away scouting, when 2 squad members who had joined 10 minutes earlier (and said nothing), jumped in. My driver, who was also my sl, told them to leave it and began walking towards the crow. Beavis and Butthead hotfoot it, mow down my sl, and go full speed straight down the mountain. They then drove the Crow straight over a CLEARLY destroyed bridge, killing us all in the river. Twas a shite day in PR....

[Pronck]

Telling my medic to not show his head when a sniper pinned us down, it was a lost case......poor *******.

[Mikemonster]

Once playing Basrah there was a trip-wire in a wall opening.

'Crawl under the wire, it's clear on the other side' says the SL.

4 squad members do it and then the middle guy walks through as if nothing is there.. I had 3 revives to do and also had to patch up the surviving guy.. Honestly, I don't even..

[mockingbird0901]

Playing some vBF2 with the old gang (who don't play PR), me being SL, laying in cover 80 m from the flag so they can spawn on me safely.
Then one of them starts complaining at me for having to run so far to get to the flag. :d uh:

[myles]

The amount annoying of times of new players (not knowing their new) in my squad gettin the specilist kit and i need them to throw the rope and they lose it.

[Vista]

Guys good tales!! Keep `em coming!

[Megagoth1702]

Tell my guys: "everyone but X and Y (the two most expendable dudes in the SQD) are to disembark, we walk a few M infront of vehicle".

Nobody disembarks. I mark a mine on the road and say "mine on the road", everybody yells "LET US OUT" driver drives over the mine. Hes kicked.

God damn rookie.

[Airsoft]

On Dragonfly as GB...
Plan attack
3 men spawn and take 1 land rover
Timer goes to 0
Another retard 4 man squad drives off in a land rover
Remaining guy 1 mans the 2nd land rover
our squad is stranded at main
retard squad drives outside of main and camps outside of base (not on a flag)
soon gets pwned by T-55
..................................................

[dtacs]

Told some HOG member in my squad to throw a grapple over the wall so we could avoid being shot in the street on Muttrah. Watch him as he runs over to the wall, goes to throw the grapple and throws and incendiary instead. He literally had the incendiary out thinking it was a hook, got killed and I kicked him from the squad.

Told a squad member to throw a grenade into the room below (white, 2 story corner houses/shopfronts on Fallujah/Muttrah/Ramiel), he right clicked it, killing the whole squad who was on the top floor.

Told the AR to come up to me and suppress some MEC dudes in the open, while his firing a rifleman comes up, prones in front of him to start shooting and gets teamkilled.

Countless examples of 'if you stand up and look, I guarantee you will be killed'

Shame there are so many stupid people playing PR, it even beats TF2.

[Mikemonster]

Told some HOG member in my squad to throw a grapple over the wall so we could avoid being shot in the street on Muttrah. Watch him as he runs over to the wall, goes to throw the grapple and throws and incendiary instead. He literally had the incendiary out thinking it was a hook, got killed and I kicked him from the squad.

Now now DTACS, who here can honestly say that they have never, in the heat of battle, fixed bayonets with their entrenching tool and tried to shovel the enemy to death by desperately spamming the LMB?

[Megagoth1702]

Yesterday on Muttrah, USMC.

We had a stong front line in the middle of the city. You know, where the main road is. We had the N flag, MEC had the S flag.

We needed all men at the front... But hey, SQD 4 decides to take 3x chopper ride to south city and sneak their way through. Not only they got raped all the time, causing the whole team to ***** at SL4, the 3 transport choppers were never seen again. Taken down on their way out.

Bloody idiot. We had a lot of SLs in mumble, he could have joined and talked.

I hope that was a lesson for him.