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[center]IKEA Home Furnishings is proud to announce its first store opening in Afghanistan which is situated in Helmand Province, 30 minutes from the centre of Lashkar Gah!



As always IKEA stacks a wide range of over 1,000 unique and exclusive products for our wide customer base!








You can also shop in perfect safety with security being provided by the local Taliban fighters and war lords.

Everything is 1/2 price for the first two months so don't miss out on this huge bargain![/center]


Thanks for listening

I quite like the rug selection.

Took long i've been wanting to buy quality carpets from Ikea in afghanistan for soo long!

lulz wat

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Rezza;bt6644 wrote:Took long i've been wanting to buy quality carpets from Ikea in afghanistan for soo long!

Persia does worlds best carpets, Ikea come to learn

How much for the little yellow chair? I only have a couple tandem RPG's, hopefully that will cover it.

whatshisname55;bt6649 wrote:How much for the little yellow chair? I only have a couple tandem RPG's, hopefully that will cover it.

Two Camels, not sure how much that is in RPGs I'll have to ask my manager.

LOL, to be honest, this is the place I least expected to see. I wonder if an apc can enter the warehouse/store? I guess not, so it will be a great refuge for Taliban inside, so yay!!!

AcornBeing;bt6651 wrote:LOL, to be honest, this is the place I least expected to see. I wonder if an apc can enter the warehouse/store? I guess not, so it will be a great refuge for Taliban inside, so yay!!!

I don't believe this is an actual IKEA store, it is just a large amount of statics that are being introduced for more minor detail in the game.

new statics ftw!

Reddeath;bt6652 wrote:I don't believe this is an actual IKEA store, it is just a large amount of statics that are being introduced for more minor detail in the game.

correct, I would have put a lot more care at placing them down if it was a real store in a map or w/e rather than just using a script to space them all out

Looks great Rhino! You've been busy.

do afgan store sell these?
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we can use those as hideouts.

Not currently but we may put them into the stock in the future if we feel there is enough customer demand

With Ikea and Google the problems are bound to end soon, with rampant capitalism taking over....

Nice, now i won't feel homesick in helmand!

This made me chuckle. A good start for the day.

My wife will be happy, and my wallet will cry again.